Jerry Stiller quotes

“We are even better looking on the small screen”
-- Jerry Stiller

“It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures”
-- Jerry Stiller

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

#Looks Quotes #Youth Quotes #Tricks Quotes

“I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny”
-- Jerry Stiller

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

#Thinking Quotes #Judgment Quotes

“Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field”
-- Jerry Stiller

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

#Creative Quotes #Growing Quotes #Fields Quotes

“We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together”
-- Jerry Stiller

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

#Running Quotes #People Quotes #Together Quotes

“I shave without using shaving cream”
-- Jerry Stiller

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

#Shaving Quotes #Cream Quotes

“Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way”
-- Jerry Stiller

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

#Lines Quotes #Might Quotes #Way Quotes

“Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads”
-- Jerry Stiller

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

“Would you go to see a brilliant actor who's been framed for something that he didn't do, and put him on a stage and say he's going to do Hamlet for you, and why don't you enjoy it? That's a hell of an analogy, but it's about the same thing.”
-- Jerry Stiller

#Actors Quotes #Analogies Quotes #Brilliant Quotes

“My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.”
-- Jerry Stiller

#Mother Quotes #Father Quotes #Fighting Quotes

“I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.”
-- Jerry Stiller

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

#Block Quotes #Years Quotes #Trails Quotes

“The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.”
-- Jerry Stiller

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

#Talent Quotes #Worst Quotes

“I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.”
-- Jerry Stiller

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

#Ideas Quotes #Touching Quotes #Audience Quotes

“Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.”
-- Jerry Stiller

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

#War Quotes #Hollywood Quotes #Vietnam Quotes

“Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's”
-- Jerry Stiller

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

#Alzheimer Quotes #Sitcom Quotes

“I ask myself why I do it [work]. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It takes a lot out of my body. I'm not an NBA player anymore. At my age, very few people can handle it.”
-- Jerry Stiller

#Player Quotes #Nba Quotes #People Quotes

“I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.”
-- Jerry Stiller

Source : "Fictional character: Maury Ballstein". "Zoolander", www.imdb.com. 2001.

#Memories Quotes #Size Quotes #Aging Quotes

“During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.”
-- Jerry Stiller

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

#Depression Quotes #Men Quotes #People Quotes