Danny DeVito quotes
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“I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.”
-- Danny DeVitoSource : "Danny DeVito: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. December 20, 2010.
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“The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.”
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“Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money.”
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“There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?”
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“Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.”
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“It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you're not safe, when you're not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway.”
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“I climbed like a billion stairs... its not like I can take them two at a time.”
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“I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can't believe the size of it and a thing sticks in my foot and I just think it's the funniest thing that's ever happened to me.”
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“In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic and the whimsy and the surreal, but he also has a fantastic story of a father and son that really gets under your skin.”
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“It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that kind of unconditional acceptance: Dogs, donuts, and money.”
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“What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do.”
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“So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things in certain ways and you start visualizing and thank God I get the chance to do this. It's really the greatest thing in the whole wide world.”
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“I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.”
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“I don’t look ahead. I’m right here with you. It’s a good way to be.”
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“It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room.”
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“Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it.”
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“In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present.”
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“I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.”
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“What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start..”
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“A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick.”
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“I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now.”
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“The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an amazing storyteller and one of the tales that he tells is how he met his wife.”
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“We did 'Erin Brockovich,' we did 'Man on the Moon,' we did 'Living Out Loud,' but now I'm going to keep going.”
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“We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.”
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“A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.”
-- Danny DeVito
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