Harry Hill quotes
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“I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.”
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“You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.”
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“My dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire,' which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.”
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“You can tell a lot about someone's personality if you know his star sign -Jesus, born on 25 December, fed the five thousand, walked on water -typical Capricorn.”
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“It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.”
-- Harry HillSource : "Harry Hill". TV Series, 1997 - 2000.
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“I have a really nice step ladder, sadly, I never knew my real ladder.”
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“I went to a restaurant the other day called 'Taste of the Raj.' The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to build a complicated railway system.”
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“The mobile phone, the fax, emails. Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with a chain of beacons?”
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“His dress told her nothing, but his face told her things which she was glad to know.”
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Source : A.V. Dicey, J.W.F. Allison (2013). “The Law of the Constitution”, p.230, Oxford University Press
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“People saw me as just a singer - yeah, a pretty face who could sing - and not more than that,”
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“If I were you I would face my clothes, to make sure that no one runs off with them!”
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“The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think that makes me feel?”
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