Earl Wilson quotes
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“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.”
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“A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.”
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“Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.”
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“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
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“Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.”
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“Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.”
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“A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.”
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“Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?”
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“You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.”
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“Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.”
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“A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.”
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“One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.”
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“To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.”
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“Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.”
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“The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.”
-- Earl Wilson
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