Quotes and Sayings About Testicles

One really understands testicles after reading 'The Family Jewels,' and one is gratified.
-- Cathleen Schine

#Reading #Jewels #Testicles

The average human has one breast and one testicle.
-- Des MacHale

#Average #Testicles #Breasts

Beware of averages. The average person has one breast and one testicle.
-- Dixie Lee Ray

#Average #Testicles #Breasts

Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?
-- Julie Kagawa

#Humorous #Jars #Testicles

A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his trousers saying, 'see, I have had my testicles removed.
-- Norman Lindsay

#Men #Exposed #Testicles

I am not a fan of Sigmund Freud because his theories are not testicle.
-- Richard Wiseman

#Fans #Theory #Testicles

That wouldn't fit my right testicle
-- Simone Elkeles

#Fit #Testicles