Quotes and Sayings About Ninja

Because I’m an English ninja,” Tanith replied. “We’re just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more.
-- Derek Landy

#Flirting #Ninja #Leather

Translators are like ninjas. If you notice them, they’re no good.
-- Etgar Keret

#Ninja #Translators

Rabbits are played. Nowadays it's all about the turtles. Tell them it's a ninja, they'll freak.
-- Etgar Keret

#Turtles #Rabbits #Ninja

I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.
-- Isaiah Mustafa

#Knives #Stuff #Ninja

Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja?
-- J. Lynn

#Funny #Drawing #Ninja

The servants must wait like ninjas for me to leave so they could render this place spotless again.
-- Jeaniene Frost

#Waiting #Ninja #Servant

I call this one the Ninja Center-fold! ~ Naruto
-- Masashi Kishimoto

#Ninja

I never go back on my word! That's my nindo, my ninja way!
-- Masashi Kishimoto

#Way #Ninja

Got to keep thatin mind. I'm a ninja now... I swore I'd never freeze up or run away again... AND I WON'T...!
-- Masashi Kishimoto

#Running #Mind #Ninja

Sasori, your strength came because of your soul, not in spite of it... You were supposed to be a a top-class ninja puppeteer, not a worthless nobody who lets someone else pull the strings. - Kankurou (Naruto Ch 518)
-- Masashi Kishimoto

#Class #Soul #Ninja

I used to love ninja movies. That was my thing.
-- Matt Smith

#Ninja #Used To Love #Used

Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate.
-- Nick Harkaway

#Silly #Flower #Ninja

I kick-kick game, can't injure Nicki. That's why they nick-nicknamed me Ninja Nicki.
-- Nicki Minaj

#Games #Ninja #Bragging

All I ever wanted to be was a Ninja... Tong from Kickboxer, Sagat from Street Fighter.
-- Pat Barry

#Mma #Fighter #Ninja

Okay," Claire finally said. "I admit, he has significant ninja qualities." "Booyah. I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle." "You’re going too?" "Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?
-- Rachel Caine

#Lunch #Quality #Ninja

Did you see my ninja move?That was fast, right?" "You are not a ninja, Shane." "I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet.
-- Rachel Caine

#Moving #Ninja #Shane

Only a Ninja can kill a Ninja!
-- Sho Kosugi

#Ninja

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.
-- Si Robertson

#Night #Ninja #Beavers

I've never really been that much of a fan of Ninja Tune.
-- Squarepusher

#Tunes #Fans #Ninja

So, I heard you're this ninja or something.
-- Stephen Chbosky

#Ninja #Heard

Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once
-- Steve Aylett

#Enemy #Biting #Ninja

Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can't take the girl because she's what? some kind of ninja witch?
-- Tate Hallaway

#Girl #Vampire #Ninja

I started out as a young Ninja and killed all of the Shoguns. I am a Shogun now and I'm holding my spot. There probably won't be another Shogun after this.
-- Shaquille O'Neal

#Basketball #Ninja #Young

If I was a part of secret ninja group my power would be the power of apology. I would just apologize emphatically and freely. And my mech might just be a phone to send apologetic emails from.
-- Zach Woods

#Apology #Secret #Ninja