quotes about Fats
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Better to starve free than be a fat slave
-- AesopSource : Barbara McClintock, Aesop (2012). “Animal Fables from Aesop”, p.48, David R. Godine Publisher
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I was a fat child; I was asthmatic. No wonder I'm a hypochondriac.
-- Alber Elbaz -
Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.
-- Anthony HorowitzSource : "Scorpia Rising". Book by Anthony Horowitz, 2011.
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Who's your fat friend ?
-- Beau BrummellSource : Referring to the Prince of Wales, in Capt. Jesse 'Life of George Brummell' (1844) vol. 1, p. 273
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Cats of good breed hunt better fat than lean.
-- Benvenuto CelliniSource : Benvenuto Cellini (1952). “Memoirs of Benvenuto Cellini: a Florentine Artist”
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You are what you eat.....I've eaten so many fat ***** you wouldn't believe
-- Bernard Manning -
You know, either I'm too fat or I'm flavour of the month. I don't feel either, but maybe I'm both, who knows?
-- Beth DittoSource : The Guardian Interview, www.theguardian.com. July 4, 2009.
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
-- Bill Maher -
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I don't know what he has. A pulled groin. A hip flexor. I don't know. A pulled something. I never pulled anything. You can't pull fat.
-- Bruce Coslet -
If you've been fat, you will always feel and see the world as a fat person; you know how difficult it is... It's the same coming from a working-class background... it never leaves you.
-- Caitlin MoranSource : Source: pitchfork.com
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So to me, fat just seems to be right to the point and the most descriptive way to say it.
-- Camryn Manheim -
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I've always thought of fat as just a descriptive word
-- Camryn Manheim -
Almost everything I do is related to being fat.
-- Camryn Manheim -
Liposuction isn't an option, because I don't have any fat under my skin. The solution? ReFirme, which is painless
-- Carnie Wilson -
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To clarify, the issue isn't that I'm too fat, it's that I'm too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT!
-- Casey Wilson -
love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving
-- Charles Bukowski -
Some mythological fat asswipe drives our national economy.
-- Chuck Palahniuk -
Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.
-- Clement Freud -
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I'll always be a fat girl and I am happy with that.
-- Dawn French -
Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking.
-- Demi Lovato -
The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.
-- Dick Motta -
I'm actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies.
-- Dom DeLuise -
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A few fat files are better than a lot of thin ones.
-- Ed Bliss -
I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.
-- Elizabeth HurleySource : "Marilyn Monroe" by Imogen Tilden, Sara Gaines, www.theguardian.com. June 1, 2001.
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I would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care.
-- Elizabeth OlsenSource : "Actress Elizabeth Olsen Travels with Sea Salt". Interview with Alyssa Shelasky, www.bonappetit.com. October 4, 2013.
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You're not too fat; you're just in the wrong country.
-- Erica Jong -
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What doesn't kill you, makes you fat.
-- Esmeralda SantiagoSource : Esmeralda Santiago (2006). “When I was Puerto Rican”, p.63, Da Capo Press
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I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this big fat opera lady.
-- Ester Dean -
Worry makes people thin, except when they worry about being fat.
-- Evan Esar -
The pressure on women to be thin is like a plague. I have gone through my life, like a lot of women, rating my experiences on the basis of, 'Was I thin at that time or fat?' And it doesn't seem to let up.
-- Felicity Huffman -
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We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat.
-- Gary TaubesSource : Gary Taubes (2010). “Why We Get Fat: And What to Do About It”, p.99, Anchor
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Life is a big fat gigantic stinking mess, that's the beauty of it, too.
-- Gayle Forman -
Count no matron happy until she hath passed thirty, and hath not waxed fat.
-- Gelett Burgess -
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Not fat, just not anorexic. She's soft in all the right places.
-- Gena Showalter -
A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit.
-- George Herbert -
Pasta doesn't make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.
-- Giada De LaurentiisSource : "Giada De Laurentiis' slim-cooking secrets". Interview with Alison Prato, www.health.com. February 4, 2013.
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You feel pretty gross when you are first pregnant. You don't feel cute, you feel disgusting. You're getting fat. It was hard.
-- Gwen Stefani -
You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
-- Hank Stram -
Real women are fat. And thin. And neither. And both. And otherwise.
-- Hanne Blank -
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Bigger women have more fat to live on. They can put out more effort.
-- Heidi -
You are a very interesting case, General. Do you know what fat file of evidence we have against you here?
-- Heinrich MullerSource : "Gestapo: Instrument of Tyranny". Book by Edward Crankshaw, 1956.
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You size up someone physically in less than one second - too tall, too short, too fat, too thin, too old, too young, too stuffy, too scruffy.
-- Helen Fisher -
Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat.
-- Hermann GoringSource : Radio broadcast in 1936. "The New Language of Politics: An Anecdotal Dictionary of Catchwords, Slogans, and Political Usage" by William L. Safire, p. 178, 1968.
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The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more.
-- Jack LaLanne -
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
-- Jack NicholsonSource : "The summer 2015 sunglasses rules - six essential style tips" by Hannah Marriott, www.theguardian.com. June 24, 2015.
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Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them.
-- James D. WatsonSource : "Nobel Winner's Theories Raise Uproar in Berkeley / Geneticist's views strike many as racist, sexist" by Tom Abate, www.sfgate.com. November 13, 2000.
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Have you noticed that many jewels make women either incredibly fat or incredibly thin?
-- James M. Barrie -
Writing for me is cutting out the fat and getting to the meaning.
-- James McBride -
Fat free usually means it's loaded with sugar!
-- Jason Vale -
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Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
-- Jerry Lawler -
Do you know we are being led to Slaughters by placid admirals & that fat slow generals are getting Obscene on young blood Do you know we are ruled by t.v.
-- Jim Morrison -
The fat you eat, is the fat you wear.
-- John A. McDougallSource : John A. McDougall, Mary McDougall (1999). “The McDougall Quick and Easy Cookbook: Over 300 Delicious Low-Fat Recipes You Can Prepare in Fifteen Minutes or Less”, p.43, Penguin
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He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.
-- Johnny Carson -
Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what.
-- Josh Peck -
I hate myself because I am not beautiful. I hate myself because I am fat.
-- Judith MooreSource : Judith Moore (2005). “Fat Girl: A True Story”, p.13, Penguin
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It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid
-- Kate Moss -
I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing.
-- Kate Smith -
No fashion has ever been created expressly for the lean purse or for the fat woman: the dressmaker's ideal is the thin millionaires.
-- Katharine Fullerton Gerould -
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Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in.
-- Kingsley Amis -
There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.
-- Kirstie Alley -
I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'
-- Kirstie Alley -
My fears came true: People called me fat and hideous, and I lived. And now I keep living.
-- Lena Dunham -
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Size is relative. If everyone is fat, no-one is fat
-- Lionel Shriver -
I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
-- Lloyd Kaufman -
I think there is a lot of fat in the government.
-- Luis Fortuno -
I am old, I am fat, but I am still Tetrazzini.
-- Luisa Tetrazzini -
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I have been treated as a freak, rather like the fat lady at the circus.
-- Margaret Hughes -
and someday, fat innkeepers will bow to me.
-- Margaret Weis -
The trans fat label has been an enormous incentive for food companies to take trans fat out of their products.
-- Marion Nestle -
Fat is mainstream, which is why everyone has become complacent. What used to be considered pudgy before isn't even worthy of a comment today.
-- Marion Nestle -
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I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.
-- Marlon Brando -
See, how the liver is swollen larger than a fat goose! In amazement you will exclaim: Where could this possibly grow?
-- Martial -
Why so scrawny, cat? Starving for fat fish or mice... Or backyard love?
-- Matsuo Basho -
Fat slips through the intestinal wall and into the bloodstream where it distributes the nutrients throughout the body. Olestra can't get through the wall, and it continues down the intestines and out the body.
-- Michael F. JacobsonSource : "FDA looks at fat substitute" by Eugenia Halsey, www.cnn.com. November 18, 1995.
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See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.
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Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.
-- Mimi PondSource : Mimi Pond (1985). “Shoes never lie”, Berkley Pub Group
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Of course there are fat French women. There are fat people everywhere.
-- Mireille Guiliano -
It's better to be skinny than to be fat.
-- Natalia VodianovaSource : "Natalia Vodianova: ‘It’s Better to Be Skinny Than to Be Fat’" by Hattie Crisell, www.thecut.com. April 23, 2012.
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You're either too fat or too thin. You just can't win.
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Well, you're not [fat]. You have, like, the ideal balance of fat and muscle. ...If I were a cannibal, I'd eat you.
-- Natasha FriendSource : Natasha Friend (2012). “My Life in Black and White”, p.173, Penguin
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I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date
-- Nathan LaneSource : "Bring on the clown" by David Smith, www.theguardian.com. November 7, 2004.
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You're never too fat for a new purse.
-- Nia VardalosSource : Nia Vardalos (2013). “Instant Mom”, p.2, Harper Collins
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Let's face it: Russell Crowe is fat and no one ever talks about it.
-- Nia Vardalos -
An artist should remain true. Otherwise his talent, like his stomach, grows fat and stuffy.
-- Norman Reilly Raine -