Quotes and Sayings About Fruitcake

Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface.
-- A. Lee Martinez

#Reality #Looks #Fruitcake

Franchot Tone is nuttier than a fruitcake, so don't let the genteel frosting fool you.
-- Burgess Meredith

#Fruitcake #Fool #Tone

There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us.
-- Jimmy Buffett

#Fruitcake #Littles

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
-- Johnny Carson

#Birthday #People #Fruitcake

Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet.
-- Jon Ronson

#Sweet #Alcohol #Fruitcake

The thing with children is they're a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they're going to turn out.
-- Len Goodman

#Children #Fruitcake #Baking

Bring on the fruitcakes, we want a fruitcake for an unlovable seat.
-- Matthew Parris

#Want #Fruitcake #Unlovable

You're going to set us all on fire, you homicidal feral fruitcake.
-- Melina Marchetta

#Fire #Fruitcake