Quotes and Sayings About Gas Stations

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
-- Al Yankovic

#Self #Gas Stations #Use

I go to church every Sunday, which is like going to the gas station once a week and really, really filling up.
-- Anne Lamott

#Sunday #Church #Gas Stations

Every new discovery in science brings with it a host of new problems, just as the invention of the automobile brought with it gas stations, roads, garages, mechanics, and a thousand other subsidiary details.
-- Banesh Hoffmann

#Discovery #Gas Stations #Details

I feel like we have to keep our eyes on the road. Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a sandwich - and then you get back on the highway. I don't want to be spending the rest of my life at the gas station.
-- Eddie Vedder

#Eye #Gas Stations #Sandwiches

I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant.
-- Esther Williams

#Gas Stations #Buying #Plant

Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We're the ones getting robbed.
-- Jay Leno

#Gas Stations #Hiring #Considering

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
-- Joey Bishop

#Thinking #Gas Stations #Paper

Before you rob your first bank, knock off a couple of gas stations.
-- John Dillinger

#Couple #Gas Stations #Firsts

Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country.
-- John McCain

#Country #Russia #Gas Stations

I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs. A lot of jobs.
-- Joseph Bruce

#Jobs #Men #Gas Stations

When lost, I look for gas stations for counsel.
-- Laurel Lea

#Travel #Gas Stations #Looks

I just like people. I'll hold a conversation at a gas station. It's not about the fame and the fortune, I just like people.
-- Lionel Richie

#People #Gas Stations #Fame

There are screens at the gas station, there are screens at the shopping mall. And they all need content.
-- Mark Burnett

#Shopping #Gas Stations #Needs

I have candy all the time. I live on gummy bears and peach rings. They're like dried-up peaches, only dipped in sugar. You can get 'em at gas stations. They're like 99 cents for four bags. And cashews. I love cashews.
-- Miley Cyrus

#Gas Stations #Bags #Ems

Someone tried to save my soul in a gas station.
-- Orlando Bloom

#Soul #Gas Stations #Gas

Restrooms at gas stations were an unpleasant and shocking surprise; I had never considered the serious drawbacks of such lazily-cleaned rooms. I was completely unable to ignore the filth, and wasted a burst of power to turn the sink, floors and porcelain toilet into sparkling, clean examples of their kind before using the facility. I felt that was a much less judgmental response than simply blowing the place off the face of the Earth, which was also a distinct temptation, especially when the storekeeper overcharged me for a bottle of cold water.
-- Rachel Caine

#Water #Temptation #Gas Stations

Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work.
-- Tim Dorsey

#Growing Up #Kids #Gas Stations

I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search, of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.
-- Tommy Lee Jones

#Want #Gas Stations #Target

I've always thought space station is a great name. It should be like a gas station where we go for service and supplies before heading further out
-- Wally Schirra

#Names #Space #Gas Stations

You can't get away, I can't fill my car up at a gas station without Coors Light, Bud Light, Corona, whatever, it's just the way it is.
-- Kirk Windstein

#Light #Car #Gas Stations

Life is not a tour of gas stations.
-- Tim O'Reilly

#Gas Stations #Life Is #Gas