Quotes and Sayings About Tampons
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I want to have tampons as merch that say ‘Periods are punk.'
-- Charli XCX -
Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed.
-- Gillian Flynn -
Women get consumed. Not surprising, considering the sheer amount of traffic a woman's body experiences. Tampons and speculums. Cocks, fingers, vibrators and more, between the legs, from behind, in the mouth.
-- Gillian Flynn -
Okay, I'm in the tampon aisle, but I don't see it.
-- John Gierach -
Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.
-- Kelly Ripa -
Even Solon Gregg was finding it hard to speak to a woman who had just paid hard cash for tampons and on her face wore the look of a woman who meant to use them, as advertised.
-- Lewis Nordan -
Take your ***** tampon out and tell me what you have to say.
-- Rahm Emanuel -
Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!
-- Samantha Bee
