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“Even as a kid- do all kids think about this? I hope they don't, I hope my kids don't think about this- I was always thinking about, "Well, what are we doing? What is this all about?"”
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“If a man in the morning hear the right way, he may die in the evening without regret.”
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“One could get a first-class education from a shelf of books five feet long.”
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“You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.”
Source : Adam Carolla (2010). “In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks”, p.208, Crown Archetype
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“Like anything, you don't force kids to cook. It just becomes part of life - have them be around it, keep them informed - talk about it. I try to relay my passion for it in these ways. The second you try to force anything on your own kid, they rebel.”
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“What's really interesting about that is that a lot of these words that were incendiary in their time now seem almost harmless and laughable, because they have this archaic quality.”
Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com. 
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“Don’t mourn your luck that’s failing now, work gone wrong, your plans all proving deceptive — don’t mourn them uselessly. As one long prepared, and graced with courage, say goodbye to her, the Alexandria that is leaving. Above all, don’t fool yourself, don’t say it was a dream, your ears deceived you: don’t degrade yourself with empty hopes like these.”
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“Mr. Leonardo DiCaprio - he be soo gorgeous, no wonder all the ladies flockin' to him - He be Gatsby.”
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“I feel like after acting, the other half of why I love this business is the opportunity to work with and meet people who inspire you. That it pays my rent is a good bonus.”
Source : Interview with Jason Zingale, www.bullz-eye.com. March 26, 2008.
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“The GOP of old has grown old and moss covered.”
