quotes about Douches

“I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet.That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners.”

“Verse satire indeed is entirely our own.”

“The tax that is taken from the free non-Muslim subjects of a Muslim government whereby they ratify the compact that assures them protection, as though it were compensation for not being slain.”

Source : "An Arabic-English Lexicon". Book by Edward William Lane, Book I Part II, Jizya, p. 422, 1865.

“There's an audience for all kinds of great art.”

“When John Kerry and Zell Miller and George Bush can agree on an issue, you know its got legs.”

“Since He looked upon me my heart is not my own. He hath runaway to heaven with it.”

“You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.”

“God has a thousand-year calendar with only one day marked on it.  It is marked “TODAY”.”

“I'm one of the highest-paid television people in the world. I feel like I've made a difference in my viewers' lives, that I've been influential.”

“When you sleep your eyes move left and right and physical movement takes trauma and moves it from your frontal lobe to the back of your brain or to another part of the brain where you can store it that memory but when you think about those things that happened, you don't associate the feeling that normally comes with it. So the problem is if you have something traumatic happen and you are not getting a good amount of rest, it will stay in your frontal lobe.”

Source : "Matty Mullins MMF Interview". Interview with Chris Duke, www.theshowlastnight.com. November 16, 2014.