Quotes and Sayings About Thongs

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
-- Albert Brooks

#Firsts #Thongs #Screwed Up

I believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process.
-- Bill Engvall

#Believe #Want #Thongs

I prefer little hotpant-like shorts, but I wear thongs too.
-- Lucy Pinder

#Littles #Thongs #Shorts

It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now.
-- Puff Daddy

#Bikinis #Thongs #Feels

Two thongs don't make a right.
-- Ryan Stiles

#Two #Thongs