quotes about Chickens
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Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
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I've always said fashion is like roast chicken: You don't have to think about it to know it's delicious.
-- Alber ElbazSource : Laura Esquivel (1994). “Like water for chocolate: a novel in monthly installments, with recipes, romances, and home remedies”, Anchor
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The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.
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What came first the chicken or the dickhead?
-- Alex TurnerSource : "Song: "Pretty Visitors" ("Hamburg")". 2009.
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Pride's chickens have bonny feathers, but they are an expensive brood to rear. They eat up everything, and are always lean when brought to market.
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Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.
-- Alexandra Guarnaschelli -
Chicken may be eaten constantly without becoming nauseating.
-- Andre Simon -
Don't cook that chicken - it still has feathers.
-- Arthur M. JollySource : "A Gulag Mouse". Book by Arthur M. Jolly, 2010.
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We didn't starve, but we didn't eat chicken unless we were sick, or the chicken was
-- Bernard Malamud -
If you count your chickens before theyve hatched, they wont lay an egg.
-- Bobby Robson -
If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won't lay any eggs in the basket
-- Bobby Robson -
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I don't eat chicken abortions!
-- Cecily von ZiegesarSource : Cecily Von Ziegesar (2003). “You Know You Love Me: A Gossip Girl Novel”, p.153, A&C Black
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Fried chicken is my husband's favorite food.
-- Chelsea Clinton -
Never count your chickens before you can stick a fork into them.
-- Christian McKay -
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Before I got in this business I was in the chicken business.
-- Chubby Checker -
Boning is a pain, but it makes such a majestic chicken.
-- Daniel Boulud -
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Tilapia have often been represented as the aquatic chicken, and it's perfectly justified.
-- Daniel Pauly -
Chickens have an uncanny sense of direction.
-- Daniel PinkwaterSource : Daniel Pinkwater (2011). “Lizard Music”, p.46, New York Review of Books
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I'm a non-confrontational person. If I order salmon and I get chicken, I'm going to eat the chicken.
-- Danny PudiSource : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
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My mother turned into a professional widow. She couldnt understand why I wanted to be an engineer; she thought I should be a chicken farmer.
-- David Antin -
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The food in Europe is pretty disappointing. I like fried chicken. But other than that Europe is great.
-- Donnie Wahlberg -
I don't feel I have the right to snuff the lives of chicken and fish.
-- Douglas Hofstadter -
I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White -
I think that if you can roast a chicken, you can get whatever you want out of a woman.
-- Elizabeth Gilbert -
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It's sheer torture. I have to be up with the chickens every day and go to work on my body. I hate it, but I do it.
-- Eva Gabor -
The chicken that we eat is chock-full of feminine hormones. So, when men eat these chickens, they deviate from themselves as men.
-- Evo Morales -
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.
-- Frank Perdue -
If you can differentiate a dead chicken, you can differentiate anything.
-- Frank Perdue -
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Who doesn’t want an exploding wicker chicken?
-- Gail Carriger -
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.
-- Gary LarsonSource : Gary Larson (1988). “The far side gallery 3”, Andrews McMeel Publishing
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After a year of doing general farm work, it was quite clear to me that chickens and I were not compatible.
-- George Nakashima -
I'm not too into fast food, but you know if I was, it would be chicken.
-- Giancarlo Esposito -
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If I hadn't started painting, I would have raised chickens.
-- Grandma MosesSource : "Grandma Moses, American Primitive: Forty Paintings". Book edited by Otto Kallir, 1947.
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You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.
-- Harry Hill -
As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.
-- Hattie McDaniel -
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If you eat a chicken wing or a chicken tender in some parts of the country, I probably supplied it.
-- Herschel Walker -
If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken.
-- Ina May Gaskin -
Erotica is using a feather; pornograpy is using the whole chicken.
-- Isabel Allende -
Ive had business sense since I was very young. I sold chicken eggs when I was six.
-- Isabel dos Santos -
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My friend told me later he got the chicken pox. I told him I caught politics and never got over it.
-- Jack Johnson -
The chickens have come home to roast.
-- Jane AceSource : "Twisted Wisdom" by Mieder, Wolfgang, Anna Tóthné Litovkina, University of Vermont, 1999.
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I have a painting where somebody's holding a chicken, and underneath the chicken is somebody's head.
-- Jean-Michel BasquiatSource : Jean-Michel Basquiat, Civico museo Revoltella (1999). “Basquiat”, Walker Art Center
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I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget
-- Jeff Kinney -
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I eat a lot of chicken with salad or salmon with salad.
-- Jennifer Ellison -
Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.
-- Jesse Jackson -
I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
-- Joan Rivers -
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'Taxi Driver' was the best thing that ever happened to me, and I didn't become a weirdo and squawk like a chicken.
-- Jodie Foster -
You can't make chicken salad out of chicken feathers
-- Joe Kuhel -
Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.
-- John Cleese -
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You need a plan for everything, whether it's building a cathedral or a chicken coop. Without a plan, you'll postpone living until you're dead.
-- John Goddard -
The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.
-- Jon Stewart -
Chickens can do many things, but they cannot make sophisticated deals with humans.
-- Jonathan Safran Foer -
I said I kicked a French chicken in the stomach once." "Huh?" "It said, 'Oeuf.'" "What is that?" "It's a joke. Do you want to hear another, or have you already had un oeuf?
-- Jonathan Safran Foer -
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What's the inside of a shark smell like? I always thought it would smell like chicken.
-- Judd HirschSource : "'Sharknado 2': Craziest Kills, Cheesiest Lines" by Aaron Couch, www.hollywoodreporter.com. July 30, 2014.
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I love long walks on the beach, big dicks and fried chicken.
-- JujubeeSource : "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars (It Takes Two)". TV Series, m.imdb.com. October 22, 2012.
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Maybe Ridley was like chicken pox; you could only catch it once.
-- Kami Garcia -
I'm a bit of a chicken when it comes to seeing potentially horrifying things on the Internet.
-- Katharine Isabelle -
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I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world.
-- Katy Perry -
Everything I needed was in my car, even the chickens
-- Laurell K. Hamilton -
I can do basics, but I'm not a proper cook. I can do a roast. I can stick a chicken in the oven with vegetables.
-- Lesley NicolSource : Interview with Margy Rochlin, www.laweekly.com. January 5, 2013.
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I live with an 18-month-old Jack Russell named Chicken. He moved in about 15 months ago, and it was very hard at first because I work a lot and he doesn't.
-- Liev Schreiber -
How, unless you drink as I do, could you hope to understand the beauty of an old Indian woman playing dominoes with a chicken?
-- Malcolm Lowry -
I eat the same foods almost every day. I have my favorites like Filipino beef broth, chicken soup with lots and lots of rice.
-- Manny Pacquiao -
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken.
-- Maya Angelou -
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You can't get a suit of armour and a rubber chicken just like that. You have to plan ahead.
-- Michael Palin -
When chickens get to live like chickens, they'll taste like chickens, too.
-- Michael Pollan -
Can't make chicken salad out of chicken noodle
-- Mike Ditka -
I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings.
-- Mindy Kaling -
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I'm pretty much a vegetarian, but I do eat fish and sometimes chicken
-- Nastassja Kinski -
Goldstein, you'd be a pretty good boy if you wasn't so chicken.
-- Norman Mailer -
Our chicken maniac, tell us how we can eat it deliciously?†“There's no time for that.
-- Onew -
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Atlantic puffins starve to death so that Danish chickens can feast on their fish.
-- Paul Watson -
You don't want to make a steady diet of just lettuce. You don't want to make a steady diet of fried chicken.
-- Paula Deen -
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The networks are not some chicken-coop manufacturing lobby whose calls nobody returns.
-- Ralph Nader -
Do not refuse a wing to the persons who gave you the whole chicken.
-- Ralph Siu -
The chicken is only an egg’s way for making another egg.
-- Richard Dawkins -
A worker voting for Mitt Romney is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders,
-- Richard Trumka -
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I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me.
-- Ricky WilliamsSource : "Ricky Williams: Taking the Veggie Plunge" by Jennifer Santiago, PETAWorld.com, March 23, 2006.
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I speculate that the genesis of the chicken-joke lies in some situation such as the one illustrated above, but over time the original context of the joke was lost, which left the chicken sadly decontextualized.
-- Ryan NorthSource : "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?". www.insaneabode.com.
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the chicken's still dancing the chicken won't stop
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On 'Robot Chicken' we parodied a lot of things but it was done out of love.
-- Seth Green -
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Roads are no place for naive chickens dreaming of nirvana.
-- Shalom AuslanderSource : Shalom Auslander (2012). “Hope: A Tragedy: A Novel”, p.93, Penguin
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And believe me, a good piece of chicken can make anybody believe in the existence of God.
-- Sherman Alexie -
I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.
-- Stone Cold Steve AustinSource : Source: www.ew.com
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