Quotes and Sayings About Bananas
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You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison.
-- Kevin Keegan -
No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana...
-- Kiran Desai -
And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.
-- Lauren Child -
If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana.
-- Lee Kuan Yew -
There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do?" I said, "Er, leap on him and snog him within an inch of his life? Taking care not to strangle myself on his false beard, or disturb his banana.
-- Louise Rennison -
If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him.
-- Mario -
I will not accept racism at all. It's unacceptable. If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to jail, because I will kill them.
-- Mario Balotelli -
My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave.
-- Mark Ruffalo -
I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it's fine.
-- Mike Piazza -
Umm... So I just realized Ive been peeling bananas wrong my entire life. Thank you animal planet.
-- Miles Teller -
Chimpanzees is hatin but I take it all in stride. Put her in a jungle with bananas on the side.
-- Nicki Minaj -
You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs?
-- Noel Fielding -
When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.
-- Nora Ephron -
You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.
-- Pauly D -
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
-- Peter Kay -
Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.
-- Robert Fulghum -
Something will pop up in my head. It could be like the weirdest thing. Like all'a sudden like I have like a jumping banana in my head.
-- Ryan Lochte -
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
-- Ryan Stiles -
I bet you can't eat ten bananas!" "I bet you're right.
-- Sarah Dessen -
You should see what she’s wearing, Callie. It’s velvet. Canary yellow velvet. Turban to match. She looks like a furry banana.
-- Sarah MacLean -
Ripe bananas are the mark of a good produce section. A good produce section is the mark of a superior grocery store. A superior grocery store is the mark of a good man.
-- Stanley Tucci -
From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything has become a corn dog. Actually, corn dogs still work. But most other food should be stickless.
-- Steve Carell -
I liked the banana-seat bikes with the high handlebars - maybe a card in the wheel could have been part of it.
-- Stone Gossard -
You know, if you have a zoo you don't want the other creatures to see you. You want them to hang out and act properly and, you know, when the monkeys will come and ask for the bananas, they won't act like monkeys. If you want them to act on what their true nature is, you've got to leave them alone.
-- Tarsem Singh -
Don't put Banana and Hammock in the same sentence
-- Tony Horton -
Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars.
-- Vilayanur S. Ramachandran
