Hello Quotes:

Girls are telling me to take my shirt off. It's like, 'Hello! I'm a person, too!

- Alex Meraz

topic: Girl, Hello, Shirts, Shirt Off

Hello, Gallagher Girl --Zack

- Ally Carter

topic: Girl, Hello, Gallagher, Gallagher Girl

I grew up where my parents would literally shove me in the car rather than have to say hello to a neighbor.

- Amy Sherman-Palladino

topic: Car, Parent, Hello

A person walks into a room and says hello, and your life takes a course for which you are not prepared. It's a tiny moment (almost-but not quite-unremarkable), the beginning of a hundred thousand tiny moments and some larger ones.

- Anita Shreve

source: Anita Shreve (1989). “Eden Close: a novel”, Harcourt

topic: Rooms, Tiny, Hello

Hello,Pepper. It´s been a while," I said. "The last time we met up, you tried to kidnap me, isn´t that right?" Nora (p.303)

- Becca Fitzpatrick

topic: Lasts, Peppers, Hello

One does not greet the Queen of the Seelie Court with the barbarous human 'hello'...

- Cassandra Clare

topic: Queens, Doe, Hello

I carry death in my left pocket. Sometimes I take it out and talk to it: "Hello, baby, how you doing? When you coming for me? I'll be ready.

- Charles Bukowski

topic: Baby, Pockets, Hello

I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge' and 'Loo'.

- Cher

topic: Bridges, Towers, Hello, Learning English

HELLO! Look at me. HELLO! I am so ZEN. This is BLOOD. This is NOTHING. Hello. Everything is nothing, and it's so cool to be ENLIGHTENED. Like me.

- Chuck Palahniuk

topic: Blood, Looks, Hello

Not everything is about money. You didn't even say, hello. You are not your sad little wallet.

- Chuck Palahniuk

topic: Littles, Hello, Wallets

I think I was a Japanese schoolgirl in another life. That's how much I love Hello Kitty.

- Dakota Fanning

topic: Thinking, Hello, Another Life, Hello Kitty

Hello, freaky peoples!

- Daniel Handler

topic: Hello, Freaky

Hello?" I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.

- Darynda Jones

topic: House, Hello, Said, Pasties

It's goodbye to some things. And hello to others.

- David Levithan

topic: Goodbye, Hello

Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.

- Emo Philips

topic: Brother, Speech, Hello

Good-bye is always hello to something else. Good-bye/hello, good-bye/hello, like the sound of a rocking chair.

- George Ella Lyon

topic: Bye, Sound, Hello, Rocking Chairs

Hello again, everybody... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball.

- Harry Caray

topic: Baseball, Bees, Hello

The best way to compliment an emcee is to say his lyrics. That's how you say, "Hello."

- Ice T

topic: Emcee, Way, Hello

Hello, Doctor. It's your man.

- J.R. Ward

topic: Men, Doctors, Hello

In six pages, I can't even say "Hello.

- James A. Michener

topic: Pages, Six, Hello

Check it out, forgot to say hello to my neighbors. Check it out, sometimes I question my own behavior.

- John Mellencamp

topic: Friendship, Hello, Sometimes

Hello I'm John Morrison and you can bounce a quarter off my abs.

- John Morrison

topic: Hello, Quarters

Everyone comes up to me saying, 'Cooee, Julie! Hello!' as if I know them. Of course I don't bloody know them. Am I flummoxed by it? Sometimes. I think, 'Ooh, love, go easy.' For a time, I did feel this pressure that I had to be funny, but it passes.

- Julie Walters

topic: Thinking, Pressure, Hello

Hello, Aaron," Brigid said, sliding up to him and running a finger down his chest. "You're looking good . . . as always." Aaron lifted her finger off his shirt and let it drop. "Put some clothing on, Brigid." She smiled up at him. "Why? Tempted?" "Yeah, to cover my eyes.

- Kelley Armstrong

topic: Running, Eye, Hello

On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a Freddy Krueger. Granuaile MacTiernan

- Kevin Hearne

topic: Awards, Freddy Krueger, Hello, Kitties, Hello Kitty

I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.

- Larry David

topic: Bars, Hello, Walks

Hello from above our magnificent planet Earth.

- Laurel Clark

source: "Hello from above our magnificent planet Earth", www.theguardian.com. February 3, 2003.

topic: Earth, Hello, Planets, Planet Earth

I know stealing a foot is weird. But, hello, living in a house where a foot is available to be stolen is weird.

- Lauren Ambrose

source: "Fictional character: Claire Fisher". TV Series "Six Feet Under" ("An Open Book", 2001), www.imdb.com. (2001–2005).

topic: Feet, House, Hello, Six Feet Under

Tell freedom I said hello.' 'If I happen to see it, I will.

- Lauren DeStefano

topic: Hello, Said

At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here." Then she lay down on the floor.

- Louise Rennison

topic: Foxes, Hello, Said

Hello, lovely. You're as pretty as pretty today.

- Maggie Stiefvater

topic: Lovely, Today, Hello

The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty.

- Martin Millar

source: Martin Millar (2010). “Lonely Werewolf Girl: Number 1 in series”, p.568, Hachette UK

topic: Cat, Hello, Kitties, Hello Kitty

The unsaid rule for living in a trailer park is: 'If the door's shut, don't come a-knockin.' But if it's open and you're walkin' by, feel free to say, 'Hello.'

- Matthew McConaughey

topic: Doors, Parks, Hello, Trailer Park

It's always easier to say good-bye when you know it's just a prelude to hello.

- Maureen Johnson

topic: Book, Bye, Hello

...it was never a good idea to date a foreigner. You can never tell when they're lying.' 'hello. Dave was BRITISH.

- Meg Cabot

topic: Lying, Ideas, Hello

furious flutter awakened hummingbird heart hello hello love

- Megan McCafferty

source: Megan McCafferty (2007). “Second Helpings: A Jessica Darling Novel”, p.354, Broadway Books

topic: Heart, Hello, Hummingbirds

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

- Miranda Hart

topic: Privilege, Hello, Dear, Chum, Hearty

... we had once called out hello into the cauldron of the world and then run away before anyone could respond.

- Miranda July

source: Miranda July (2008). “No One Belongs Here More Than You: Stories”, p.61, Simon and Schuster

topic: Running, World, Hello, Cauldrons

Hello, Edward. I've been waiting for you.

- Mitch Albom

topic: Waiting, Waiting For You, Hello

This is my friend that we use a lot. Say hello to the trampoline.

- Onew

topic: Use, Hello, Trampolines

When we kicked off and no one came to mark me I thought, 'Hello, it's Christmas'

- Paul Merson

source: "Merson cashes in on McGhee's peace offering" by Mark Tallentire, www.theguardian.com. March 3, 2003.

topic: Soccer, Football, Hello

Hello Kitty will never speak.

- Pico Iyer

topic: Hello, Speak, Kitties, Hello Kitty

Hello! Your dear father is unfortunately very dead," he called. "And you said my dispersal system would never work!

- Rachel Caine

topic: Father, Hello, Said

This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.

- Red Barber

topic: Red Lipstick, Hello, Barbers, Dull Minds

Hello again, violinist,' he said in a hoarse voice. 'Fancy meeting you here.

- Regina Doman

topic: Voice, Fancy, Hello, Violinist, Hoarse Voice

Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at 'hello'.

- Renee Zellweger

source: "Fictional character: Dorothy Boyd". "Jerry Maguire", 1996.

topic: Hello, Shut Up, Movies And Love, Worst Movie

I love the Chinese words for greeting: not strictly 'Hello' but 'Have you eaten yet?

- Rick Stein

topic: Food, Chinese, Hello

Hello Satan, it's time to go. Me and the devil, walkin' side by side.

- Robert Johnson

topic: Devil, Sides, Hello

Say hello...to the BAD GUY!

- Scott Hall

source: Twitter post from Jul 01, 2016

topic: Wrestling, Guy, Hello

Good-bye broadcast, Hello, conversation.

- Shel Israel

source: Shel Israel (2009). “Twitterville: How Businesses Can Thrive in the New Global Neighborhoods”, p.14, Penguin

topic: Bye, Marketing, Hello

Love isn't lying, it's loose in a lady who lingers, saying she is lost, and choking on hello.

- Sidney Crosby

topic: Love, Lying, Hello

Women say hello and then put their hands down my trousers. I thought it was my hand they were supposed to shake.

- Simon Cowell

topic: Hands, Hello, Shakes

But she wished she had had the guts to go up to him and say hello. Or possibly break his legs, she wasn't sure which.

- Steig Larsson

topic: Courage, Legs, Hello

Men who just call to say hello generally have ulterior motives.

- Steig Larsson

topic: Men, Hello, Motive, Ulterior Motive

Each time you say hello to a stranger, your heart acknowledges over and over again that we are all family.

- Suzy Kassem

topic: Heart, Hello, Stranger

You never imagine that when you say hello to someone and you fall in love, that some day you'll have to say goodbye.

- Taylor Swift

topic: Goodbye, Falling In Love, Hello

Good morning starshine the earth says hello....

- Tim Burton

topic: Morning, Earth, Hello

Hello...911? I'd like to report a robbery, looks like Trish and Tomko stole the show!

- Trish Stratus

topic: Wwe, Looks, Hello, Robbery

I don't carry a purse when I fly because I have my Hello Kitty carry-on. I'm the biggest adult supporter.

- Venus Williams

topic: Purses, Adults, Hello, Hello Kitty

I went, and my first interview was with René Obermann, who was the CEO of Deutsche Telekom at the time - wonderful guy. And right after hello, I told him that it was my opinion that he could only fail one way in the US. I said, "Do exactly what you're doing - nothing."

- John J. Legere

source: Source: www.businessinsider.com

topic: Guy, Opinion, Hello

Hello! The world is a mess!

- Cleve Jones

source: Source: www.motherjones.com

topic: World, Hello, Mess

As you stopped to say hello, oh, you wished me well, you couldn't tell that I'd been crying over you.

- Roy Orbison

source: Song: Crying

topic: Sadness, Over You, Hello

Sometimes you have to say goodbye to the things you know and hello to the things you dont.

- Steve McQueen

source: "Fictional character: Boon Hogganbeck". "The Reivers", www.imdb.com. 1969.

topic: Goodbye, Hello, Sometimes

May everyone live, And may everyone die. Hello, my love, And my love, Goodbye.

- Leonard Cohen

source: Song: Here It Is, Album: Ten New Songs, 2001

topic: Goodbye, May, Hello, Goodbye Love

Well, hello. My name is Lin. But if you're dyslexic, call me Nil.

- Lin-Manuel Miranda

source: Source: www.npr.org

topic: Names, Hello, Call Me, Dyslexic

Janie calls Cabel. "Hi, uh, Mom," she says. Cabel snorts. "Hello, dear. Did you make it through the blizzard?" "Yeah. Barely." Janie grins into the phone.

- Lisa McMann

source: Lisa McMann (2010). “Fade”, p.84, Simon and Schuster

topic: Mom, Phones, Hello, Janie, Blizzard

Hello. I'm hello, and I'd like to say myself.

- Steve Martin

topic: Hello

Though the man above might say hello, expect no love from the beast below

- Steven Moffat

topic: Men, Might, Hello

Say hello to your life.

- Madonna Ciccone

topic: Inspirational, Inspirational Life, Hello

The last thing I'd learn, well into my career, was how to get on, how to say hello, how to get in with the audience.

- Phyllis Diller

source: Phyllis Diller (2006). “Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy”, p.118, Penguin

topic: Careers, Lasts, Hello

Sometimes you take time off, and then you look around and you go, "Hello. What happened? Oh dear!"

- Pierce Brosnan

source: Source: collider.com

topic: Looks, Hello, Sometimes, Time Off

A friend had commented once that Neal had a gift for making someone want to punch him just for saying hello.

- Tamora Pierce

source: Tamora Pierce (2014). “Protector of the Small Quartet”, p.326, Random House Books for Young Readers

topic: Saying Hello, Want, Hello

Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!

- Terry Pratchett

source: "Fictional character: Susan". "Terry Pratchett's Hogfather", www.imdb.com. 2006.

topic: Children, Hello, Babysitter, Inner Child

There are a lot of people who that you may only nod to; it's better to stop and say hello.

- Amy Ray

topic: People, May, Hello

I got to say hello to Snoop Dogg. I got to, I was being barged out of the way by his bodyguards but I got to say hello to him which was cool.

- George Michael

source: Source: www.gminfopage.com

topic: Way, Hello, Bodyguard

Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center to lay out all my exorcism equipment. I kept it in my entertainment center because exorcisms were nothing if not entertaining.

- Darynda Jones

source: Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.50, St. Martin's Press

topic: Exorcism, Entertainment, Hello

The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green.

- Dave Barry

topic: Teeth, Green, Hello, Porpoises

Hello Frances, I have just been to health class, and I was wondering how your feminine parts were developing.

- Dave Eggers

source: Dave Eggers (2007). “What Is the What”, p.441, Vintage

topic: Class, France, Hello

Hello, you sick twisted freak.

- Glenn Beck

source: "Glenn talks with Daniel Silva". Interview, www.glennbeck.com.

topic: Sick, Freak, Hello

Hello, my name is ees Lebkuchen Spice, and I vant to show you my coooooookies.

- David Levithan

source: Rachel Cohn, David Levithan (2010). “Dash & Lily's Book of Dares”, p.54, Knopf Books for Young Readers

topic: Names, Spices, Hello

Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.

- Groucho Marx

source: "Fictional character: Captain Jeffrey Spaulding". "Animal Crackers", www.imdb.com. 1930.

topic: Hello, Animal Crackers, Glad

Hello, I must be going.

- Groucho Marx

source: Animal Crackers (motion picture) (1930). Screenplay by George S. Kaufman and Morrie Ryskind.

topic: Inspiration, Hello

Be the first to say, "Hello".

- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

source: H. Jackson Brown Jr., Rochelle Pennington (2001). “Highlighted in Yellow: A Short Course In Living Wisely And Choosing Well”, p.32, Harper Collins

topic: Life Lesson, Firsts, Hello

Tell the sun and stars hello for me.

- Rick Riordan

topic: Stars, Sun, Hello, Sun And Stars, House Of Hades

Hello, Hazel Levesque.

- Rick Riordan

topic: Hello, Hazel Levesque, Leo Valdez

Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!

- Rick Riordan

source: Rick Riordan (2011). “The Son of Neptune (Heroes of Olympus Book 2)”, p.14, Penguin UK

topic: Names, Scum, Hello, Son Of Neptune

I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done.

- Rick Riordan

topic: Thinking, Done, Hello

Hello George. Hey Martha (Percy) Did you bring us a rat? (George) George, stop it!He's busy! (Martha) Too busy for rats? That's just sad. (George)

- Rick Riordan

topic: Hey, Rats, Hello

Hello,Pepper. It´s been a while," I said. "The last time we met up, you tried to kidnap me, isn´t that right?" Nora (p.303)

- Becca Fitzpatrick

topic: Lasts, Peppers, Hello

Sometimes just when I say hello the right way, I'm like, 'Whoa, I'm so cool.'

- Robert Pattinson

source: "Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart's Wild Ride". Interview with Laura Brown, www.harpersbazaar.com. November 4, 2009.

topic: Way, Hello, Sometimes

[From a window in the Writer's Building at MGM, which overlooked a cemetery:] Hello down there. It might interest you to know that up here we are just as dead as you are.

- Dorothy Parker

topic: Might, Hello, Window, Mgm

I said hello unnoticed, you said good-bye too soon.

- Rod Stewart

source: Song: You're in My Heart

topic: Bye, Rejection, Hello

Good-bye and hello, as always.

- Roger Zelazny

source: Roger Zelazny (1978*). “Sign of the unicorn. The hand of Oberon. The Courts of Chaos”

topic: Bye, Good Bye, Hello

A lot of people are confused by "hello." A lot of people are confused by a lot of things they shouldn't be confused by.

- Edward Albee

source: The Believer Interview, www.believermag.com. September 2013.

topic: Confused, People, Hello

We were not a band that typically would say, "Hello, Whatever Town!"

- Ian MacKaye

topic: Hello

ComicsAlliance asked if I wanted to do some holiday comics using a new layout and I said ‘HELLO, NEVER IN MY NEAR-DECADE OF MAKING COMICS HAVE I EVER DONE THIS, so actually I’m really glad you asked!’

- Ryan North

topic: Holiday, Done, Hello, Layout

Hello! I'm Elijah Wood, and i'm a looser!

- Elijah Wood

topic: Woods, Hello, Elijah

Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Jinx, Awful, Hello, Resigning

Haiku sounds like I'm Saying hi to someone named Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.

- Ellen DeGeneres

source: Ellen DeGeneres (2011). “Seriously...I'm Kidding”, p.37, Hachette UK

topic: Sound, Hello, Saying Hi, Haiku

Ayame: Hello, Tori-san!! You're not going to believe what Yuki just told me!

- Natsuki Takaya

topic: Believe, Hello

Farewell, hello, farewell, hello.

- Kurt Vonnegut

source: KURT VONNEGUT JR (1969). “SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE”

topic: Farewell, Hello

Mel Brooks came to see Oh, Hello in L.A. Mulaney and I had a meeting with him, and we invited him to come to the show, and he saw the Oh, Hello show live in L.A. To me, he's the most famous person. Having him come to our show that was so inspired by both of us loving The Producers and all his movies.

- Nick Kroll

source: Source: www.avclub.com

topic: Saws, Hello, Inspired

Did you tell freedom hello for me?

- Lauren DeStefano

source: Lauren DeStefano (2011). “Wither”, p.290, Simon and Schuster

topic: Inspiration, Hello

Well, hello there, Mother,” Sebastian said in a voice like silk. “Surprised to see me?

- Cassandra Clare

topic: Mother, Voice, Hello, Jocelyn Fray, Sebastian Verlac

Hello?" Isabelle called from the other side. "Simon, is your diva moment over? I need to talk to Jace.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2010). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (3 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass”, p.836, Simon and Schuster

topic: Sides, Needs, Hello

Hello," Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not reply. "I shall call you Ragnor.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare, Sarah Rees Brennan, Maureen Johnson (2014). “The Bane Chronicles”, p.74, Simon and Schuster

topic: Monkeys, Hello, Said

Could you please stop with the beating? (Kat) He’s being punished. Hello? This is Tartarus, remember the purpose of this part of the Underworld? We’re not really warm and fluffy over here. (Hades)

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

topic: Purpose, Fluffy, Hello, Tartarus

you will always be my favorite hello and hardest goodbye. P.S. i will always love you

- Cecelia Ahern

topic: Goodbye, Love You, Hello, Will Always Love You, I Will Always Love You