quotes about Ejaculation

last updated: November 28, 2023

Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before.
-- Dave Attell

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Art and prayer are the only decent ejaculations of the soul.
-- Joris-Karl Huysmans

Source : Joris-Karl Huysmans (1958). “Down There (Là Bas): A Study in Satanism”

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In the name of sense, man, if God made fish to be eaten, what difference does it make if I enjoy the killing of them before I eat them? You would have none but a fisherman by trade do it, and then you would have him utter a sigh, a prayer, and a pious ***** at each cod or haddock that he killed.
-- William Cowper Prime

Source : William Cowper Prime (1876). “I Go A-fishing”, p.266

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So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: "You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation." Yeah, does it look like I'm suffering? Those aren't tears on your belly.
-- Robert Schimmel

Source : "Robert Schimmel: Unprotected". Documentary, www.imdb.com. 1999.

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“MTV has turned more young women into ***** than poverty.”
“But I am a-eppisodin' and a-eppisodin' to a length and depth almost onprecedented and onheard of - and to resoom and go on.”
“No square shall enter in the circle of winners”

Source : Song: Airborne Aquarium, Album: The Stoned Immaculate, 2012
“You'll never find your limits until you've gone too far.”

Source : Aron Ralston (2011). “127 Hours: Between a Rock and a Hard Place”, p.206, Simon and Schuster
“Space is still filled with the noise of destruction and annihilation, the shouts of self-assurance and arrogance, the weeping of despair and helplessness. But round about the horizon the eternal realities stand silent in their age-old longing. There shines on them already the first mild light of the radiant fulfillment to come. From afar sound the first notes as of pipes and voices, not yet discernable as a song or melody. It is all far off still, and only just announced and foretold. But it is happening, today.”
“Nike is a marketing-oriented company, and the product is our most important marketing tool”

Source : "High-Performance Marketing: An Interview with Nike’s Phil Knight". Interview with Geraldine E. Willigan, hbr.org.
“I don't have phobias. I'm pretty laid back. Nothing really bothers me. I can handle things pretty well.”
“If you don't talk to your customers, how will you know how to talk to your customers?”
“I came all this way for a reason. Today is the day of salvation. Trust Jesus to save you. Then be sincere as God knows a pretender.”
“Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul.”