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source: "‘You’re the Worst’ stars would stay with their great show ‘until the end of time’". Interview with Alan Sepinwall, uproxx.com. September 9, 2015.

topic: Play, Comedy, Jokes

I think a lot of people misinterpret what I'm doing because they think of it as just a joke or they think of it as disposable.

- Casey Spooner

source: Source: pitchfork.com

topic: Thinking, People, Jokes, Disposable

You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline.

- Cass McCombs

topic: Persons, Punchlines, Jokes

All crises, once averted, become jokes.

- Edan Lepucki

topic: Crisis, Jokes

When a drawing doesn't come out right it's because I haven't figured out where the joke is. Not that every drawing has a joke, but every drawing has a point. At least it should have. And you figure out where the point is.

- Edward Sorel

source: Source: classic.esquire.com

topic: Jokes

If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.

- Eric Andre

topic: Behinds, Ifs, Jokes

Cougar jokes are now as hackneyed as airplane food.

- Felipe Esparza

topic: Airplane, Cougars, Jokes

I joke sometimes that I live a protracted adolescence, that a part of me will always be twelve years old.

- Jack Driscoll

source: Source: therumpus.net

topic: Sometimes, Adolescence, Jokes

Surprise makes a joke funny. I love it when someone tells me something I couldn't possibly have expected; you've been led along one path and - bang! - the joke comes out of nowhere.

- Josie Long

source: Source: www.theguardian.com

topic: Path, Surprise, Jokes

You're basically on set to help the production. You're helping the actors make it make sense, or maybe you wrote something that doesn't work in the production sense. Most of it is coming up with jokes.

- Katie Dippold

topic: Helping, Make Sense, Jokes

I had to keep the text pretty spare compared to what I would typically do in a picture book. My picture books have a lot of little jokes and asides that aren't necessarily part of the main story.

- Laurie Keller

source: Source: www.hbook.com

topic: Book, Jokes

I like to joke that Inhofe is as far left as I'll go for an employer.

- Marc Morano

topic: Employers, Jokes, Left

Patriotism is a joke in the UK.

- Matt Tong

topic: Jokes

What joke can I say about Donald Trump that he hasn't said about himself? When he gets dressed, he comes out as Donald Trump. We've made fun of his hair for 30 years. It's still the same if not worse. There's nothing we could really say about him.

- Michael Che

topic: Fun, Jokes

I suppose every time [something bad happens], I have that instinct to make that joke that distracts.

- Phoebe Waller-Bridge

topic: Instinct, Happens, Jokes

This is why Jessica Biel is a successful actress: because, despite the punchlines, you know how to tell a joke.

- Raphael Bob-Waksberg

topic: Successful, Jokes

I'm not really very funny, I just keep recycling jokes.

- Reese Roper

topic: Recycling, Jokes

Michael Jackson was a joker to his core. He loved a good joke especially if it's displayed on somebody else.

- Siedah Garrett

topic: Jokes

Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

- Brad Williams

topic: Want, Jokes

A joke isn't a joke until someone laughs.

- Michael Crawford

topic: Laughing, Jokes

I like there to be a joke in practically every photo I take. Nobody has the right to make photography boring.

- Norman Parkinson

topic: Photography, Boring, Jokes

In Hollywood, it's hard to be funny, because all the big jokes are in Washington.

- Rich Little

topic: Hollywood, Bigs, Jokes

It’s a basic rule of humor that a joke is always at somebody’s expense. Really good jokes, however, tend to be at everyone’s expense.

- Richard Kalvar

topic: Expenses, Jokes

One can make a joke, but one can't be one.

- Duff Cooper

topic: Jokes

I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow.

- Eddie Griffin

source: Source: aalbc.com

topic: Jokes

I'm really bad at writing jokes.

- Glenn Howerton

source: "Charlie Day and Glenn Howerton: The WTF Q&A". Interview with Marc Maron, www.esquire.com. September 12, 2011.

topic: Writing, Jokes

I love telling myself jokes. I think I'm a riot.

- Scott Stevens

topic: Thinking, Riot, Jokes

A lot of comics just joke around, but it's just as important to get the truth out there.

- Lisa Lampanelli

source: Source: brightestyoungthings.com

topic: Important, Jokes

I really get a little bit confused by all this "angry angry angry" talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.

- Aaron McGruder

source: Source: www.avclub.com

topic: Confused, People, Jokes

she doesn’t really have a sense of humor. I think she’d like to have one—it’s just that she doesn’t quite understand what jokes are for.

- Sophie Kinsella

topic: Thinking, Sense Of Humor, Jokes

Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke.

- Jay Leno

topic: States, Airline Security, Jokes

People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside.

- Jay Mohr

source: Source: underthegunreview.net

topic: People, One Liner, Jokes

His whole personality was like an elaborate joke that he never stopped telling.

- Lev Grossman

source: Lev Grossman (2015). “The Magicians Trilogy”, p.89, Penguin

topic: Personality, Whole, Jokes

You shouldn't make jokes if it makes you so unhappy.

- Lewis Carroll

source: Lewis Carroll (2014). “Through the Looking-Glass JESUK147”, p.17, Classic Comic Store Ltd.

topic: Unhappy, Jokes, Ifs

Here’s my most funniest joke, I’m broke.

- Lil Wayne

source: Song: Diamonds And Girls, Album: THE DROUGHT IS OVER PT.2 (CARTER 3 SESSIONS MIXTAPE)

topic: Broke, Jokes

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