Quotes and Sayings About Jokes

One of my secrets is to joke all the time.
-- Achille Castiglioni

#Secret #Jokes

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.
-- Adam Brody

#Jokes

There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke.
-- Adam McKay

#People #Federal Reserve #Jokes

It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
-- Afrika Bambaataa

#Vinyl #Jokes

There is nothing in the world so incomprehensible as the joke we do not see.
-- Agnes Repplier

#World #Jokes

For 35 years, I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren't funny. Some of them weren't appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
-- Al Franken

#Years #Offensive #Jokes

The joke that you laid in the bed that was me.
-- Alanis Morissette

#Low Self Esteem #Bed #Jokes

Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke.
-- Alex Winter

#Time #Jokes

My friends always joke that I run on batteries.
-- Alexander Wang

#Running #Batteries #Jokes

WHEN YOU CANNOT JOKE ABOUT THE DARKNESS OF LIFE, THAT’S WHEN THE DARKNESS TAKES OVER.
-- Amanda Palmer

#Darkness #Jokes

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.
-- Amy Schumer

#Stuff #Jokes

I never told a joke in my life.
-- Andy Kaufman

#Jokes

I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.
-- Artie Lange

#Apologizing #Jokes

What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up.
-- Aziz Ansari

#Able #Moments #Jokes

Is everything a joke to you?” I asked. He dabbed his tongue to his lip again. “Not everything.” “Like what?” “You.
-- Becca Fitzpatrick

#Lips #Tongue #Jokes

I'm not much of a joke writer.
-- Ben Falcone

#Jokes

You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.
-- Benjamin Walker

#Ideas #Jokes

There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable
-- Benoit Mandelbrot

#Nails #Hammers #Jokes

Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.
-- Berkeley Breathed

#Tears #Deconstruction #Jokes

Any private security is a joke in a country where youre up against your own government.
-- Bidzina Ivanishvili

#Country #Government #Jokes

I always thought of Levittown as a joke.
-- Bill Griffith

#Jokes

We joke around a lot with our ballclub.
-- Bill Laimbeer

#Basketball #Jokes

My favourite things are jokes, friendliness and feeling comfortable.
-- Billy Childish

#Feelings #Favourite #Jokes

When you asked me how I was doing, was that some kind of joke
-- Bob Dylan

#Kind #Jokes

We feel that what's too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt.
-- Bobby Farrelly

#Hurt #Feels #Jokes

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
-- Brad Garrett

#Whole Life #Jokes

I joke around all the time, 'I'm Asian; I'm really good at math.'
-- Brenda Song

#Math #Asian #Jokes

I'm really bad with jokes. I would have to say Limp Bizkit.
-- Brian Molko

#Limp Bizkit #Jokes

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.
-- Bruce Forsyth

#Banter #Ads #Jokes

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.
-- Carol Burnett

#Soul #Jokes