David Ketchum quotes

My boss at Christmas was a lot of fun: "I want you to look in your pay envelopes and you'll know that I keep the Christmas spirit around here. Because in each and every envelope you'll find ... snow."
-- David Ketchum

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In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

There is still vitality under the winter snow, even though to the casual eye it seems to be dead.

It's easy to love the snow because at the end of every snowstorm it's as if the world has started over. There is no dirt, no footprints, just a layer of seamless, indiscriminate nature connecting everything to everything else. Isn't that the amazing thing about the natural world? You can tear it down, you can drill holes in it, you can ignore its power with all your might, but one morning you wake up and it has selflessly given despite all of our abuse. I think I'll make a snowman.

When I want to talk to someone from Golden Boy, I make sure Richard calls me. Bosses talk to bosses.

I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.

I let ballplayers yell back at me because I wasn't trying to prove I'm boss. I know I'm boss.

I was well motivated. What I wanted to do was work for myself. I had twenty two jobs before I started my business at the age of twenty three and I didn't want one more boss telling me what to do. So I was motivated simply because I didn't want a boss.