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There was the strangest combination of church influence against me. Baker is a Campbellite; and therefore, as I suppose with few exceptions, got all of that Church. My wife had some relations in the Presbyterian churches, and some in the Episcopal churches; and therefore, wherever it would tell, I was set down as either one or the other, while it was everywhere contended that no Christian ought to vote for me because I belonged to no Church, and was suspected of being a Deist and had talked of fighting a duel.
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My first wife was a theater person.
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May your wife and children get raped, right in the ass. (to the jurors who convicted her)
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On every birthday, I ask my wife, 'What would you like this year?' and her instant reply is, 'Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!' I'm always living in hope that one day she'll say she just wants me!
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Once a leader delegates, he should show utmost confidence in the people he has entrusted.
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I know that you should always say yes to adventures or you'll lead a very dull life.
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Death should take more care with his paperwork.
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Why should you mind being wrong if someone can show you that you are?
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The only reason you should be in college is to destroy it.
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Wanting to work is so rare a merit, that it should be encouraged.
