Squidward Tentacles quotes
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Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?
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Nobody gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification.
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I cant believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts.
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There is happiness in the love of labor, there is misery in the love of gain.
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Trifles make up the happiness or the misery of mortal life.
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Cries of despair, misery, sobbing grief are a kind of wealth.
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Life is God's gift to us. What we do with it is our gift to God.
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The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business.
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Life is a difficult game. You can win it only by retaining your birthright to be a person.
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Everyone's life is a page in the human history irrespective of the position he or she holds or the work he or she performs.
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Enjoy every minute. There's plenty of time to be dead.
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Wait a minute, I'm a fan of yours; you can't be a fan of mine!
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I've been cheered by thousands, booed by thousands, but nothing feels as bad as the booing inside your own head during those ten minutes before you fall asleep.
