Squidward Tentacles quotes
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“Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?”
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“Nobody gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification.”
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“I cant believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts.”
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“There is happiness in the love of labor, there is misery in the love of gain.”
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“Trifles make up the happiness or the misery of mortal life.”
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“Cries of despair, misery, sobbing grief are a kind of wealth.”
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“Life is God's gift to us. What we do with it is our gift to God.”
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“The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business.”
Source : "Wit and Humor of Bench and Bar" by Marshall Brown, (p. 67), 1899.
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“Life is a difficult game. You can win it only by retaining your birthright to be a person.”
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“Wait a minute, I'm a fan of yours; you can't be a fan of mine!”