Mr. Krabs Quotes:

If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.

Topics: Sick, Wasting Time, Wasting Money

A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.

Topics: Letters

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

Topics: Succeed

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

Topics: Letting Go, Boys, Thinking, Never Let Go

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

Topics: Shields, Foreheads

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

Topics: Hard Work, Weekend, Men

It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.

Topics: Matter, Sometimes

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

Topics: Character, Yesterday, Cartoon

Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.

Topics: Running, Back To Work, Factories

We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.

Topics: Guests, Ridiculous, Deny

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

Topics: Chef, Diarrhea

Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!

Topics: Two, Three, Way

If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash!

Topics: Break Out, Today, Break

I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!

Topics: Want

Money is the ultimate source of joy.

Topics: Joy, Source, Ultimate

I love this young people's music.

Topics: People, Young