Nicholas Fairbairn quotes

All the poison that my Hon. friend (Edwina Currie) suggests I would happily take rather than be spread eagled on the floor of the House by her.
-- Nicholas Fairbairn

#House #Poison #Spread

(I must tell my Hon. Friend Miss Janet Fookes) that although I have always been attracted to her I have never actually dared ask her whether she would go to bed with me.
-- Nicholas Fairbairn

#Missing #Bed #Asks

A gentleman who for reasons of chivalry I shall not mention, but who occupied grand office, and who had taken grandly of wine and allowed veritas to overcome him, went up to the Prime Minister and told her he had always fancied her, to which the Prime Minister replied, "Quite right - you have very good taste but I just don't think you would make it at the moment.
-- Nicholas Fairbairn

#Taken #Wine #Thinking

Try lighting your house by prayer instead of electricity and see which one works.

Growing up my mother played Sarah Vaughan and Nat Cole in the house regularly.

I sing around the house, in the shower

She frowned."You're not very friendly." I let out a short laugh."What?I'm not friendly to a ghost who floats into my house and starts touching me?Well,excuse my rudeness but this is a little disturbing.

I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.

Worry is the stomach's worst poison.

Discover your deep inner-self and from that place spread love in every direction.

I consider myself to be a crusader of love. I try to spread love around the world as best I can because I know I have a handle on love.

Spread the sickness, infect the world.

I hope that some day the practice of producing cowpox in human beings will spread over the world - when that day comes, there will be no more smallpox.