Quotes and Sayings About Bed
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There is a healthy American newspaper tradition of not taking yourself seriously It is the story you must take that way... And if you do take yourself seriously, according to this sound convention, you are supposed to do your best not to let anyone else know about it. (Like bed-wetting.)
-- A. J. Liebling -
Once I went to bed in Orlando and I woke up in Atlanta. I have no idea how that happened.
-- A. J. McLean -
I'm a bit of an insomniac. I go to bed at 5am because I get caught up in watching TV or listening to music at night.
-- A. J. McLean -
You can look at the words on this paper and, because they are the ones I am used to choosing, they will show you the shape of me. I am here to be read in the way you might read the impression of my weight in a bed after a still night, a restless night, a night not alone.
-- A.L. KennedySource : A.L. Kennedy (2010). “Original Bliss”, p.74, Random House
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Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
-- Aaron McGruderSource : "The Boondocks". Comic Strip by Aaron McGruder, July 10, 2001.
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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
-- Adam Carolla -
We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me wrong; I liked J.Lo fine. I've made that bed. But I'm not sure there's a person in the world I could be with twenty-four hours a day for three weeks without getting a little snippy. If I ever meet such a person, I'm marrying them.
-- Adam RexSource : Adam Rex (2013). “The True Meaning of Smekday”, p.302, A&C Black
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For in pure maidens, knowing not the marriage-bed, the glance of the eyes sinks from shame.
-- Aeschylus -
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I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.
-- Ahmet ZappaSource : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
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Before I get out of bed, I am saying thank you. I know how important it is to be thankful.
-- Al JarreauSource : "Dwayne Johnson Talks Race to Witch Mountain". Interview with Brian Gallagher, movieweb.com. August 4, 2009.
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10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World War Three Breaking Out After You Have Gone To Bed?
-- Alan Coren -
The joke that you laid in the bed that was me.
-- Alanis Morissette -
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I go to bed at 2 a.m. and get up at 7 a.m. - I've never been a sleeper. But I definitely get sick every month-and-a-half.
-- Alexa Von Tobel -
Before you take the leap, before you jump, really make sure it's going to be something you want to get out of bed [to do] everyday, because it is so hard. So you want to make sure that you're really committed.
-- Alexa Von Tobel -
She was made for untidy rooms and rumpled beds.
-- Alexander McCall Smith -
There goes a saying, and 'twas shrewdly said, ''Old fish at table, but young flesh in bed.
-- Alexander Pope -
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Thoughts must come naturally, like wild-flowers; they cannot be forced in a hot-bed, even although aided by the leaf-mould of your past.
-- Alexander Smith -
It was Mrs. Campbell, for instance, who, on a celebrated occasion, threw her companion into a flurry by describing her recent marriage as "the deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue."
-- Alexander WoollcottSource : Alexander Woollcott (1951). “The Indispensable Woollcott”
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Organized force alone enables the quiet and the weak to go about their business and to sleep securely in their beds, safe from the violent without or within.
-- Alfred Thayer Mahan -
even when we say nothing our clothes are talking noisily to everyone who sees us, telling them who we are, where we come from, what we like to do in bed and a dozen other intimate things ...
-- Alison LurieSource : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
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It's not Cam's fault," Bex told her. "We rigged her bed so that if she gets up, I get an electric shock." "Liz designed it," Macey said, and Bex shrugged "We told you we were taking precautions." Of course. Because at Gallagher Academy, "precautions" usually equals "voluntary shock therapy".
-- Ally Carter -
I don't clean, I don't make the bed. I spend my salary. I worry a lot. I just don't worry about socks on the floor.
-- Amanda PeetSource : "Amanda Peet returns to television". Interview, www.cnn.com. March 21, 2012.
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I've gotten out of bed a lot of days for a lot less than $10,000.
-- Amber Valletta -
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I have to warn you that my bedroom isn't the best place to stage an assault on me. It's where I'm at my weakest, with my bed a mere twenty feet away.
-- Amy Plum -
The most luxurious item is a beautiful bed and beautiful, simple sheets.
-- Andre Leon Talley -
Some days are good; some days are not so good. Some days are really exciting. Some days are just tedious. You just have to get up out of bed.
-- Andre Leon Talley -
I don't get out of bed for less than $50 a day. I want to make that clear to America. This is a new age of androgynous supermodels. We don't get out of bed for less than $50 a day.
-- Andrej Pejic -
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I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.
-- Andrew Dice Clay -
Depressed people cannot lead a revolution because depressed people can barely manage to get out of bed and put on their shoes and socks.
-- Andrew Solomon