Bed quotes

  • There is a healthy American newspaper tradition of not taking yourself seriously It is the story you must take that way... And if you do take yourself seriously, according to this sound convention, you are supposed to do your best not to let anyone else know about it. (Like bed-wetting.)
    -- A. J. Liebling

    #Healthy #Bed #Sound

  • Once I went to bed in Orlando and I woke up in Atlanta. I have no idea how that happened.
    -- A. J. McLean

    #Atlanta #Ideas #Bed

  • I'm a bit of an insomniac. I go to bed at 5am because I get caught up in watching TV or listening to music at night.
    -- A. J. McLean

    #Night #Listening #Bed

  • You can look at the words on this paper and, because they are the ones I am used to choosing, they will show you the shape of me. I am here to be read in the way you might read the impression of my weight in a bed after a still night, a restless night, a night not alone.
    -- A.L. Kennedy

    #Night #Bed #Looks

  • Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
    -- Aaron McGruder

    #Mistake #Long #Bed

  • Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
    -- Adam Carolla

    #Bed #Stuff #Kind

  • We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me wrong; I liked J.Lo fine. I've made that bed. But I'm not sure there's a person in the world I could be with twenty-four hours a day for three weeks without getting a little snippy. If I ever meet such a person, I'm marrying them.
    -- Adam Rex

    #Stupid #Bed #Twenties

  • For in pure maidens, knowing not the marriage-bed, the glance of the eyes sinks from shame.
    -- Aeschylus

    #Eye #Knowing #Bed

  • I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.
    -- Ahmet Zappa

    #Mother #Bed #Would Be

  • Before I get out of bed, I am saying thank you. I know how important it is to be thankful.
    -- Al Jarreau

    #Being Thankful #Important #Bed

  • 10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World War Three Breaking Out After You Have Gone To Bed?
    -- Alan Coren

    #War #Bed #Three

  • The joke that you laid in the bed that was me.
    -- Alanis Morissette

    #Low Self Esteem #Bed #Jokes

  • I go to bed at 2 a.m. and get up at 7 a.m. - I've never been a sleeper. But I definitely get sick every month-and-a-half.
    -- Alexa Von Tobel

    #Sick #Bed #Half

  • Before you take the leap, before you jump, really make sure it's going to be something you want to get out of bed [to do] everyday, because it is so hard. So you want to make sure that you're really committed.
    -- Alexa Von Tobel

    #Everyday #Bed #Want

  • She was made for untidy rooms and rumpled beds.
    -- Alexander McCall Smith

    #Sex #Bed #Rooms

  • There goes a saying, and 'twas shrewdly said, ''Old fish at table, but young flesh in bed.
    -- Alexander Pope

    #Sex #Bed #Tables

  • Thoughts must come naturally, like wild-flowers; they cannot be forced in a hot-bed, even although aided by the leaf-mould of your past.
    -- Alexander Smith

    #Flower #Past #Bed

  • It was Mrs. Campbell, for instance, who, on a celebrated occasion, threw her companion into a flurry by describing her recent marriage as "the deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue."
    -- Alexander Woollcott

    #Marriage #Bed #Companion

  • Organized force alone enables the quiet and the weak to go about their business and to sleep securely in their beds, safe from the violent without or within.
    -- Alfred Thayer Mahan

    #Sleep #Safe #Bed

  • even when we say nothing our clothes are talking noisily to everyone who sees us, telling them who we are, where we come from, what we like to do in bed and a dozen other intimate things ...
    -- Alison Lurie

    #Talking #Clothes #Bed

  • It's not Cam's fault," Bex told her. "We rigged her bed so that if she gets up, I get an electric shock." "Liz designed it," Macey said, and Bex shrugged "We told you we were taking precautions." Of course. Because at Gallagher Academy, "precautions" usually equals "voluntary shock therapy".
    -- Ally Carter

    #Bed #Liz #Faults

  • My talk show takes place in bed, in Italy.
    -- Amanda Lear

    #Bed #Shows

  • I don't clean, I don't make the bed. I spend my salary. I worry a lot. I just don't worry about socks on the floor.
    -- Amanda Peet

    #Worry #Bed #Salary

  • I've gotten out of bed a lot of days for a lot less than $10,000.
    -- Amber Valletta


  • I have to warn you that my bedroom isn't the best place to stage an assault on me. It's where I'm at my weakest, with my bed a mere twenty feet away.
    -- Amy Plum

    #Feet #Bed #Twenties

  • The most luxurious item is a beautiful bed and beautiful, simple sheets.
    -- Andre Leon Talley

    #Beautiful #Simple #Bed

  • Some days are good; some days are not so good. Some days are really exciting. Some days are just tedious. You just have to get up out of bed.
    -- Andre Leon Talley

    #Bed #Exciting

  • I don't get out of bed for less than $50 a day. I want to make that clear to America. This is a new age of androgynous supermodels. We don't get out of bed for less than $50 a day.
    -- Andrej Pejic

    #America #Age #Bed

  • I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.
    -- Andrew Dice Clay

    #Girl #Real #Bed

  • Depressed people cannot lead a revolution because depressed people can barely manage to get out of bed and put on their shoes and socks.
    -- Andrew Solomon

    #Shoes #People #Bed

  • On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired.
    -- Andrew Young

    #Luxury #Bed #Kingdoms

  • The bed is now as public as the dinner table and governed by the same rules of formal confrontation.
    -- Angela Carter

    #Sleep #Bed #Tables

  • Lying in bed, you know, you don't seem so tall.
    -- Ani DiFranco

    #Sex #Lying #Bed

  • When I was so fatigued that I couldn't move, the excitement of going to the barn and getting my foot in the stirrup would make me crawl out of bed.
    -- Ann Romney

    #Moving #Feet #Bed

  • Boyfriends have to understand me and my needs. They have to know what I want out of my life and about my strict regime. I go to bed at 10pm and not later. I separate my professional and private lives.
    -- Anna Kournikova

    #Want #Bed #Needs

  • Thirst of wealth no quiet knows, But near the death-bed fierce grows.
    -- Anne Finch, Countess of Winchilsea

    #Bed #Quiet #Fierce

  • If this were a different time, a different place, I would take you to bed with me and make love to you for days.
    -- Anne Stuart

    #Making Love #Bed #Different

  • She wouldn't climb out of the bed for her sister, but she had climbed into a crater. She wouldn't cross a room, but she had crossed a continent.
    -- Anthony Marra

    #Sister #Bed #Rooms

  • I yield to nobody in my admiration for God, but he's no good in bed.
    -- Ariana Franklin

    #Yield #Bed #Admiration

  • I fainted last night! Luckily I was going to bed at the time so I didn't get hurt.
    -- Arj Barker

    #Hurt #Night #Bed

  • Rise early. Write. Disappoint your sons. Read the newspaper. Go to bed early. Success.
    -- Arthur Miller

    #Writing #Son #Bed

  • I lay in bed and watched moments break into phenomenal particles of panic and could actually see the divine crack of God’s ***** as he completely turned his back on me.
    -- Arthur Nersesian

    #Bed #Cracks #Panic

  • I like shopping from the comfort of my bed whilst my husband is asleep beside me.
    -- Ashley Madekwe

    #Husband #Shopping #Bed

  • I can remember hearing the theme tune to Dallas when I was supposed to be in bed. I would sneak down and try to watch it through the banisters. My mum loved that show.
    -- Ashley Madekwe

    #Trying #Bed #Dallas

  • Your best T-shirt should be like your bed; it just feels like you are home when you are in it.
    -- Ashton Kutcher

    #Home #Bed #T Shirt

  • The pain has left but I know that it has not gone far, that it is sulking somewhere in a corner or under the bed and it will jump out when I least expect it.
    -- Audrey Niffenegger

    #Pain #Sulking #Bed

  • Sometimes I didn't even have enough money to eat. I became so weak from malnourishment that my hair fell out, and I couldn't get out of bed.
    -- Aung San Suu Kyi

    #Hair #Bed #Sometimes

  • Nothing exists in this world but me and my bed…” (p. 141).
    -- Banana Yoshimoto

    #Bed #World #This World

  • [On going into politics:] My husband went to bed with Debbie Reynolds and he woke up with Eleanor Roosevelt.
    -- Barbara Boxer

    #Husband #Bed #Politician

  • My heroines are always virgins. They never go to bed without a ring on their fingers; not until page 118 at least.
    -- Barbara Cartland

    #Bed #Pages #Heroines

  • A woman should say: 'Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?' If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.
    -- Barbara Cartland

    #Wife #Trying #Bed

  • In the silence I heard Bastet, who had retreated under the bed, carrying on a mumbling, profane monologue. (If you ask how I knew it was profane, I presume you have never owned a cat.)
    -- Barbara Mertz

    #Cat #Silence #Bed

  • The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver's suit instead of pajamas.
    -- Basil Wolverton

    #Suits #Pajamas #Bed

  • All I can think about is bed.” “We’re sharing the same thought.” “You’re thinking about bed too?” “I’m thinking about YOU in MY bed.
    -- Becca Fitzpatrick

    #Thinking About You #Thinking #Bed

  • My body grew hot, then cold. I tried to eat the bed sheets. My heart beat madly. Every joint in my body ached. When I took the cure they took it all away from me.
    -- Bela Lugosi

    #Heart #Bed #Hot

  • Start going to bed earlier! It is a tough adjustment when you have had a summer of staying up late and waking up late.
    -- Bella Thorne

    #Summer #Bed #Wake Up

  • I thank god that I can say on my death bed that I am a virtuous woman.
    -- Belle Boyd

    #Thank God #Bed #Virtuous Woman

  • I am so in love with just lying in bed listening to Mozart.
    -- Ben Stein

    #Lying #Listening #Bed

  • Rather go to bed with out dinner than to rise in debt.
    -- Benjamin Franklin

    #Money #Bed #Debt

  • Truly, one gets easier accustomed to a silken bed than to a sack of leaves.
    -- Berthold Auerbach

    #Bed #Easier

  • I feel as if one would only discover on one's death bed what one ought to have lived for
    -- Bertrand Russell

    #Bed #Feels #Death Bed

  • 158 Lewis Avenue between Lafayette and Van Buren, that was back durin days of hangin' on my bed-stuy block
    -- Big Daddy Kane

    #Block #Rap #Bed

  • I wanted to quit and to do this forever, sleep in a bed and in a tent, see what was over the next hill and never see a hill again. All of this all at once, every moment, on the trail or off.
    -- Bill Bryson

    #Sleep #Forever #Bed

  • There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone for being on a hunger strike by sending them to bed with no supper.
    -- Bill Engvall

    #Suicide #California #Bed

  • In a crime story, the details become tremendously important - where the staircase was in relation to the bed, for example.
    -- Bill James

    #Important #Bed #Example

  • I don't care about the fact that a dogs place is not in a bed - the closer they are to me, the more beautiful it is.
    -- Bill Kaulitz

    #Beautiful #Dog #Bed

  • I got briefly mistaken for someone who might be good in bed, which was very, very good.
    -- Bill Nighy

    #Bed #Might #Very Good

  • I haven't had sex with many people in my life, and everyone just assumes that I'm good in bed!! I guess that's a compliment.
    -- Brandon Boyd

    #Sex #People #Bed

  • You ever want me to show you what it's like to have a man in your bed, you know where to find me.
    -- Brenda Novak

    #Men #Bed #Want

  • Most of my poetry lies beyond the SF field, yet here I am corralled into 'SF poetry' as part of this poetry weekend. Of course, some might say, 'you've made your own bed - now you must lie in it!' But, while fully accepting that dictum, I'm not yet quite prepared to lie down...
    -- Brian Aldiss

    #Lying #Weekend #Bed

  • I crocheted a blanket larger than a king-size bed. I just kept going.
    -- Brooke Elliott

    #Kings #Bed #Size

  • It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.
    -- Bruce Forsyth

    #Exercise #Bed #Routine

  • If you're going to dedicate every second to winning the decathlon, what are you doing wasting your time in bed?
    -- Bruce Jenner

    #Winning #Bed #Winner

  • I don't throw lavish parties or nothing like that - I just want a bed and a TV.
    -- Bruno Mars

    #Party #Bed #Want

  • I remember as a kid being cold a lot, and hungry sometimes. Wed go to bed with just cornbread and milk, and I remember wearing shoes with holes in the bottom. I remember having twine for shoestrings.
    -- Buck Owens

    #Kids #Shoes #Bed

  • But most distinctly, I remember always saying to myself that when I get big, I'm not going to go to bed hungry, I'm not going to wear hand-me-down clothes.
    -- Buck Owens

    #Hands #Clothes #Bed

  • The work is with me when I wake up in the morning; it is with me while I eat my breakfast in bed and run through the newspaper, while I shave and bathe and dress.
    -- C. S. Forester

    #Running #Morning #Bed

  • It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed.
    -- C. S. Lewis

    #Funny Things #Religion #Bed

  • The one who is happy can never get too early out of bed.
    -- Camilla Collett


  • If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song.
    -- Carl Perkins

    #Song #Rocks #Bed

  • I love tweeting. I tweet every day. I stay in contact, I tell them what I'm doing. I've posted pictures of my books on there and they buy the books. It's a very good way to communicate with people, but I can't go to bed without tweeting something. I have to tweet something.
    -- Carl Reiner

    #Book #People #Bed

  • I'll die propped up in bed trying to do a poem about America.
    -- Carl Sandburg

    #America #Trying #Bed

  • The best way not to find the bed too cold is to go to bed colder than the bed is.
    -- Carlo Borromeo

    #Catholic #Bed #Way

  • If the Soviet Union can give up the Brezhnev Doctrine for the Sinatra Doctrine, the United States can give up the James Monroe Doctrine for the Marilyn Monroe Doctrine: Let's all go to bed wearing the perfume we like best.
    -- Carlos Fuentes

    #Giving Up #Unions #Bed

  • It's only worth staying in bed if you're young and in good company.
    -- Carlos Ruiz Zafon

    #Bed #Good Company #Young

  • Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed, and their head gets more stagnant on that side.
    -- Casey Stengel

    #Sleep #Bed #Enthusiasm

  • In future, Clarissa," he said, "it might be wise to mention that you already have a man in your bed, to avoid such tedious situations." You invited him into bed?" Simon demanded, looking shaken. Ridiculous, isn't it?" said Jace. "We would never have all fit.
    -- Cassandra Clare

    #Wise #Men #Bed

  • After twenty annual visits, I am still surprised each time I return to see this giant asparagus bed of alabaster and rose and green skyscrapers.
    -- Cecil Beaton

    #Rose #Bed #Twenties

  • When the friends we love the best Lie in their churchyard bed, We must not cry too bitterly Over the happy dead.
    -- Cecil Frances Alexander

    #Love #Lying #Bed

  • To stand by the beds at sunrise and see the flowers awake is a heavenly delight.
    -- Celia Thaxter

    #Flower #Sunrise #Bed

  • Music is everything to me. I wake up and go to bed with it. I listen to all genres, depending on my mood.
    -- Chanel Iman

    #Bed #Wake Up #Mood

  • Eric, what are you doing?" "Snuggling." "Get out of my bed!" -Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman
    -- Charlaine Harris

    #Bed #Eric #Eric Northman

  • This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed.
    -- Charles Baudelaire

    #Desire #Bed #Literature

  • I don't remember going to bed, but in the morning, there I was.
    -- Charles Bukowski

    #Morning #Bed #Remember

  • The courage it took to get out of bed each morning to face the same things over and over was enormous.
    -- Charles Bukowski

    #Morning #Bed #Faces

  • The best thing about the bedroom was the bed. I liked to stay in bed for hours, even during the day with covers pulled up to my chin. It was good in there, nothing ever occurred in there, no people, nothing.
    -- Charles Bukowski

    #People #Bed #Hours

  • If there be a regal solitude, it is a sick-bed. How the patient lords it there!
    -- Charles Lamb

    #Sick #Solitude #Bed

  • Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.
    -- Charles M. Schulz

    #Lying #Night #Bed

  • On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!
    -- Charles M. Schulz

    #Beautiful #Bed #Would Be

  • I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.
    -- Charles M. Schulz

    #Bed #Needs