Cracks quotes

  • Everest is completely out of control. It's like crack.
    -- Aaron Huey

    #Cracks #Everest

  • I'm not scared at all... Of the cracks in the crystal ball.
    -- Adam Lambert

    #Cracks #Balls #Crystals

  • Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
    -- Adam Sandler

    #Making Love #Cracks #Chemistry

  • I'm black, and black don't crack. It does droop.
    -- Aisha Tyler

    #Black #Doe #Cracks

  • Tobacco addiction sinks its claws in deeply, it's just as powerful of [sic] an addiction as ***** or crack cocaine...
    -- Al Gore

    #Powerful #Addiction #Cracks

  • I pissed away over ten million dollars On dope and crack I passed away deader than a door knob But now I'm back
    -- Al Jourgensen

    #Dope #Doors #Cracks

  • Cracks make caves collapse.
    -- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

    #Cracks #Caves #Trifles

  • There have always been jokes all over our songs; I originally started writing lyrics to make my friends crack a smile, which is difficult.
    -- Alex Turner

    #Song #Writing #Cracks

  • You get a good review, and it’s like crack. You need another hit. And another. And another. I know authors are like Tinkerbell and generally need applause to survive, but it’s a slippery slope.
    -- Alexandra Bracken

    #Cracks #Needs #Tinkerbell

  • Now, the other pillar of Israeli power - Western support and complicity - is starting to crack. We must do all we can to push it over.
    -- Ali Abunimah

    #Support #Cracks #Pillars

  • Too many doubts grow in the cracks of silence and separation.
    -- Alison Goodman

    #Silence #Doubt #Cracks

  • They promised me that this would be my home. That girls like you would always be my sisters. But they weren't my sisters, were they?" Catherine asked, but then the lunacy broke, a quick and fleeting crack, and through it I saw anger and bitterness and rage.
    -- Ally Carter

    #Girl #Home #Cracks

  • If one's conscious life is too rigid, too regimented, then the surface may crack at times, and we are unprepared for the strange emotions or sensations we experience.
    -- Anais Nin

    #Life #May #Cracks

  • Mark-to-market accounting is like crack. Don't do it.
    -- Andrew Fastow

    #Cracks #Mark #Accounting

  • I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any.
    -- Ann Richards

    #Men #Hair #Cracks

  • Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh?
    -- Aristophanes

    #Laughter #Laughing #Cracks

  • As corny as it may sound, my true goal was to crack the Americana market.
    -- Arthur Godfrey

    #Goal #Sound #Cracks

  • I lay in bed and watched moments break into phenomenal particles of panic and could actually see the divine crack of God’s ***** as he completely turned his back on me.
    -- Arthur Nersesian

    #Bed #Cracks #Panic

  • In my day, we didn't have the cocaine, so we went out and knocked somebody over the head and took the money. But today, all this cocaine and crack, it doesn't give kids a chance.
    -- Barry White

    #Kids #Giving #Cracks

  • I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold.
    -- Bernhard Langer

    #Games #Play #Cracks

  • If you wake up / And the day feels broken / Just lean into the crack
    -- Bjork

    #Broken #Cracks #Wake Up

  • Pinetop could find the cracks and fill them in and be the glue and mortar of the whole band.
    -- Bob Corritore

    #Band #Glue #Cracks

  • Even in your darkest moments, you'll think of something that'll crack you up.
    -- Brad Paisley

    #Thinking #Cracks #Moments

  • I find all of my performances come down to mathematics in a sense - how do you approach the problem of this character? Sometimes I crack that problem, sometimes I don't.
    -- Brad Pitt

    #Character #Cracks #Problem

  • Expectations were like fine pottery. The harder you held them, the more likely they were to crack.
    -- Brandon Sanderson

    #Life #Expectations #Cracks

  • What are we here for? Does the great metaphysical nut revolve around that? Well, I'll crack it for you, right now. What are we here for? We are here to go!
    -- Brion Gysin

    #Nuts #Doe #Cracks

  • Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves.
    -- Bruce Lee

    #Water #Cracks #Way

  • Reality is as thin as paper and betrays with all its cracks its imitative character.
    -- Bruno Schulz

    #Character #Reality #Cracks

  • The sand should be neither coarse nor fine but of a middling quality or about the size of the common pop(p)y seed. If the sand is too coarse the mortar will be short or brittle . . . If the sand is too fine the cement will shrink and crack after it has been used.
    -- Canvass White

    #Engineering #Quality #Cracks

  • I grinned at him. 'Jealous?' He grinned right back. 'That's a trick question. If I say yes you'll accuse me of being paranoid and unreasonable, and if I say no you'll make some defensive crack about how I don't think you're worth getting jealous over.' This is what I got for hooking up with a lawyer.
    -- Carrie Vaughn

    #Jealous #Thinking #Cracks

  • If thou shouldst paint mountains in a good style and to look natural, take some large stones full of cracks and copy them.
    -- Cennino Cennini

    #Style #Mountain #Cracks

  • I let people see the cracks in my life. We can't be phony. We've got to keep it real.
    -- Charles R. Swindoll

    #Real #People #Cracks

  • Serve God by doing common actions in a heavenly spirit, and then, if your daily calling only leaves you cracks and crevices of time, fill them up with holy service.
    -- Charles Spurgeon

    #Time #Cracks #Calling

  • Nick Offerman is my hero. He just cracks me up. He's so funny, but he's a true actor, too - he's bringing so much when he's onscreen.
    -- Chris Pratt

    #Hero #Cracks #Actors

  • It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.
    -- Chris Rock

    #Cutting #Years #Cracks

  • If I was any happier, you'd think I was on crack.
    -- Chris Thile

    #Thinking #Cracks

  • I'm not good at taking pictures. I can't give a good face. I crack up.
    -- Chrissy Teigen

    #Giving #Cracks #Faces

  • If you aren't on Goodreads, you should be. I've said it before, it's like Facebook for readers on crack.
    -- Colleen Hoover

    #Cracks #Should #Said

  • Out of the guys, I'm closest to Matthew Perry. He's a great friend. He cracks me up[on the set].
    -- Courteney Cox

    #Guy #Cracks #Great Friend

  • Be careful. Journalism is more addictive than crack cocaine. Your life can get out of balance.
    -- Dan Rather

    #Life #Balance #Cracks

  • I got addicted. News, particularly daily news, is more addictive than crack cocaine, more addictive than heroin, more addictive than cigarettes.
    -- Dan Rather

    #Addiction #Cracks #News

  • The 'EU in a Nutshell' is a miscellany of facts and anecdotes about the system which rules us. It's a book you can delve into in pursuit of a particular fact, or crack open for entertainment at virtually any page.
    -- Daniel Hannan

    #Book #Anecdotes #Cracks

  • The cracks in old friendships are measured in awkward pauses.
    -- Darin Strauss

    #Awkward #Cracks #Old Friendship

  • Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch!
    -- Darren Shan

    #Son #Mutants #Cracks

  • Spooky wild and gusty; swirling dervishes of rattling leaves race by, fleeing the windflung deadwood that cracks and thumps behind.
    -- Dave Beard

    #Race #Fleeing #Cracks

  • If flowers want to grow right out of concrete sidewalk cracks I'm going to bend down and smell them.
    -- David Ignatow

    #Flower #Smell #Cracks

  • There has got to be a point that exists somewhere, when a rational person just has to shake his head and say: 'You know what? Maybe all the crack-pots are right!'
    -- Derek R. Audette

    #Life #Cracks #Pot

  • When fashion turns over it brings in little tiny creaks and cracks. This is the fascination and that is where you have to watch every step.
    -- Diana Vreeland

    #Fashion #Fascination #Cracks

  • When you're sad, you're not sad. You are merely oblivious to the good things in your life. There is always a crack of light in the darkness. Find it.
    -- Dianna Agron

    #Light #Darkness #Cracks

  • I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the fabric.
    -- Dick Gregory

    #Cracks #Fabric #Paper

  • We cannot rest while Brazilians are going hungry, while families are living in the streets, while poor children are abandoned to their own fates and while crack and crack dens rule.
    -- Dilma Rousseff

    #Children #Fate #Cracks

  • Change, when it comes, cracks everything open.
    -- Dorothy Allison

    #Healing #Cracks

  • A despot doesn't fear eloquent writers preaching freedom- he fears a drunken poet who may crack a joke that will take hold.
    -- E. B. White

    #Cracks #May #Poet

  • It’s in the darkest moments when the cracks allow the inner light to come out.
    -- Edward James Olmos

    #Light #Cracks #Inner Light

  • The world is a stone wall ... and they have put the stones so close together that there is not a single crack through which one may enter.
    -- Eiji Yoshikawa

    #Wall #Together #Cracks

  • Dubai must crack down on rampant smuggling, and the U.A.E. federal government has significantly stepped up pressure.
    -- Elliott Abrams

    #Government #Dubai #Cracks

  • The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia and a crack team of plastic surgeons.
    -- Eoin Colfer

    #Team #Mafia #Cracks

  • Our sense of being a person can come from being drawn into a wide social unit; our sense of selfhood can arise through the little ways in which we resist the pull. Our status is backed by the solid buildings of the world, while our sense of personal identity often resides in the cracks
    -- Erving Goffman

    #Identity #Cracks #World

  • In New York, you've got Donald Trump, Woody Allen, a crack addict and a regular Joe, and they're all on the same subway car.
    -- Ethan Hawke

    #New York #Car #Cracks

  • There is some really good crack when I come back here. This is where I learned to swear.
    -- Ewan McGregor

    #Scotland #Cracks #Scots

  • With the people, for the people, by the people. I crack up when I hear it; I say, with the handful, for the handful, by the handful, cause that's what really happens.
    -- Fannie Lou Hamer

    #People #Cracks #Causes

  • Most people don't get a fair crack of the whip.
    -- Fatboy Slim

    #People #Cracks

  • The world cracks open for those willing to take a risk.
    -- Frances Mayes

    #Risk #Cracks #World

  • Most people, after accomplishing something, use it over and over again like a gramophone record till it cracks, forgetting that the past is just the stuff with which to make more future.
    -- Freya Stark

    #Past #People #Cracks

  • It's sweeping through our society faster than crack. [Except] with crack you could say, 'These people over here are doing it, adn these people aren't.' You can't do that with Ecstacy now. Everyone's doing it.
    -- Gary Murray

    #People #Drug #Cracks

  • I'm a crack shot and I've won medals for shooting. But I don't think I could shoot a person.
    -- Gene Vincent

    #Thinking #Cracks #Shooting

  • I'm a very big Notorious B.I.G. fan and I do an imitation of him that always cracks everybody up.
    -- Gene Ween

    #Fans #Cracks #Imitation

  • It thunders, howls, roars, hisses, whistles, blusters, hums, growls, rumbles, squeaks, groans, sings, crackles, cracks, rattles, flickers, clicks, snarls, tumbles, whimpers, whines, rustles, murmurs, crashes, clucks, to gurgle, tinkles, blows, snores, claps, to lisp, to cough, it boils, to scream, to weep, to sob, to croak, to stutter, to lisp, to coo, to breathe, to clash, to bleat, to neigh, to grumble, to scrape, to bubble. These words, and others like them, which express sounds are more than mere symbols: they are a kind of hieroglyphics for the ear.
    -- Georg C. Lichtenberg

    #Blow #Sound #Cracks

  • They say that politics is show business for ugly people, but as I always crack, what would I know about that? I like a challenge
    -- George Galloway

    #People #Challenges #Cracks

  • Circus dogs jump when the trainer cracks the whip. But the really well-trained dog is the one that turns somersaults when there is no whip-
    -- George Orwell

    #Dog #Cracks #Circus

  • Twitter is crack for media addicts,
    -- George Packer

    #Media #Cracks #Addict

  • Words are as recalcitrant as circus animals, and the unskilled trainer can crack his whip at them in vain.
    -- Gerald Brenan

    #Animal #Cracks #Circus

  • Sugar is responsible for a lot of deaths. Arguably more than crack cocaine.
    -- Guy Ritchie

    #Death #Food #Cracks

  • I suppose directing on set is the most fun because it's a good crack and you feel you're on the battlefield whereas writing is a fairly solitary undertaking.
    -- Guy Ritchie

    #Fun #Writing #Cracks

  • It was only later that I suffocated under the weight of his arguments, and his darker thoughts articulated. It was only later that our tongues produced landslides, that we become caught in the cracks between what we said and what we meant, until we could not find each other, did not trust the words in our own mouths.
    -- Hannah Kent

    #Broken Heart #Cracks #Weight

  • When paper money systems begin to crack at the seams, the run to gold could be explosive.
    -- Harry Browne

    #Running #Gold #Cracks

  • The American fascists are most easily recognized by their deliberate perversion of truth and fact. Their newspapers and propaganda carefully cultivate every fissure of disunity, every crack in the common front against fascism.
    -- Henry A. Wallace

    #Truth #Facts #Cracks

  • You can tell when someone is putting on a role. If someone really believes in what theyre saying, its quite hard to find cracks.
    -- Imogen Poots

    #Believe #Cracks #Roles

  • It's hard to maintain both smack and crack habbits and remember to keep up mobile-phone payments.
    -- Irvine Welsh

    #Phones #Cracks #Remember

  • Cracks especially. You have to be careful of the cracks.. Sometimes they are disguised as something else. A doorway, or a smile or even a winking eye. And if you fall through them, you never know were you will end up.
    -- Isobelle Carmody

    #Fall #Eye #Cracks

  • He's not the relationship kind or so I hear." "And do you want a relationship?" I asked her. "No." She laughed, dabbing her fry. "But I have a feeling with someone like him, you get one taste and you will always want more." "Sort of like crack?" Jacob suggested. "Or Cheetos," Brit supplied.
    -- J. Lynn

    #Feelings #Cracks #Want

  • When nothing seems to help, I go look at a stonecutter hammering away at his rock perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it.
    -- Jacob August Riis

    #Rocks #Cracks #Looks

  • The fangs of a bear, and the tusks of a wild boar, do not bite worse and make deeper gashes than a goose-quill sometimes; no, not even the badger himself, who is said to be so tenacious of his bite that he will not give over his hold till he feels his teeth meet and the bones crack.
    -- James Howell

    #Giving #Teeth #Cracks

  • If you put somebody on a crack pipe and give them a 9 mm Baretta, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out what's going to happen next.
    -- James Lee Burke

    #Giving #Cracks #Rockets

  • The hand that holds the money cracks the whip.
    -- James M. Cain

    #Hands #Cracks

  • Been there, done that Sold crack, got jacked Got shot, came back Jumped on Dre's back!
    -- Jayceon Terrell Taylor

    #Hip Hop #Cracks #Done

  • Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!
    -- Jean Kerr

    #Cracks #Toys #Tough

  • Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack.
    -- Jen Lancaster

    #Dog #Owning A Dog #Cracks

  • Do what boxers do, sway with the punches. Don't resist. If any of what happens at work gets to you, just let it. You won't be able to shut it out in the long term anyway. Take it bit by bit, release it like a dam, don't let it collect until the wall develops cracks.
    -- Jo Nesbo

    #Wall #Long #Cracks

  • I always wake up at the crack of ice.
    -- Joe E. Lewis

    #Drinking #Ice #Cracks

  • There's now a Fat Tony doll, which cracks me up. But you feel honored that they asked you to do a voice.
    -- Joe Mantegna

    #Voice #Dolls #Cracks

  • That's why I really don't play cards or gamble. Because I'd crack.
    -- Joe Mantegna

    #Play #Cracks #Cards

  • What you don't want to do is dig around here like a groundhog on crack.
    -- Joe Teti

    #Survival #Cracks #Want

  • I have heard him [William Harvey] say, that after his Booke of the Circulation of the Blood came-out, that he fell mightily in his Practize, and that 'twas beleeved by the vulgar that he was crack-brained.
    -- John Aubrey

    #Blood #Cracks #Vulgar

  • There's a rule or something that if a girl can crack you up, you have to do what she says.
    -- John Barnes

    #Girl #Cracks

  • I'm so ***** the crack of dawn isn't safe.
    -- John Sandford

    #Horny #Dawn #Cracks

  • See every crack, every detail. I learned to really see and not just look at my business.
    -- Jon Taffer

    #Details #Cracks #Looks

  • The earth was overwhelmed with beauty and indifferent to it, and I went with a heart ready to crack for its unbearable loveliness.
    -- Josephine Winslow Johnson

    #Heart #Unbearable #Cracks

  • When a family breaks you don't hear the crack of the breaking. You don't hear a sound.
    -- Judy Blundell

    #Sound #Cracks #Break

  • To get at the truth of your calling, you have to crack open that false self and see what lies within.
    -- Justine Musk

    #Lying #Self #Cracks