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“Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Friendship #Love You #Thinking
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“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Philosophy #Lying #Hate
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“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Inspirational #Funny #Life
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“All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Dog #Animal #Pet
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“I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Life #Spiritual #Fun
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“Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Funny #Life #Happiness
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“Happiness is a warm puppy.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Life #Happiness #Dog
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“This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Funny #Cute #Happiness
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“I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Lying #Heart #Thinking
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“Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Christmas #Funny Christmas #Littles
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“I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Thinking #Want #Worship
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“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Love #Life #Broken Heart
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“Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Witty #Fitness Motivational #Feet
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“If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Inspirational #Laughter #Humor
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“I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Thinking #People #Draws
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“There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Coffee #Cereal #Tea
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“That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Witty #Worry #Secret
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“It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Believe #Long #Matter
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“I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Inspirational #Funny #Change
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“My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Life #Happiness #Personality
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“Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Time #Funny Life #Adversity
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“Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Life #Home #Giving
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“Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes... We now have very secure dishes!”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Dry #Dishes #Blanket
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“I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!" "An exact science?!" "Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars!”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Dollars #Three #Hundred
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“A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Inspirational #Hope #Memories
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“Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Witty #Funny Life #Lying
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“No problem is too big to run away from.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Running #Problem #Bigs
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“Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Winning #Love Is #Slaughter
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“No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Running #Problem #Complicated
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“There is no greater burden than great potential.”
-- Charles M. Schulz
#Wisdom #Burden
