Dirty quotes

  • Making a programme that appears to condone a positive stereotype actually enforces all the negative ones as well. It says that they all have a valid point. To assert that Americans are naive, Germans humourless and the French arrogant is one thing: they're big enough to take it. But to say that there's a conspiracy of Jewish bankers, that gypsies are thieves, Pakistanis are dirty and refugees are muggers is something quite else.
    -- A. A. Gill

    #Dirty #Arrogant #Television

  • Violence begets violence by whomever used. War is a dirty business and entails the use of degrading means, whoever wages it.
    -- A. J. Muste

    #Peace #War #Dirty

  • "You two would make a cute couple," she says as she passes by with a full dough tray in her arms. I don't know why she says it. We aren't doing anything but folding boxes with the other drivers and telling dirty jokes.But we would.We would make a cute couple.
    -- A.S. King

    #Cute #Couple #Dirty

  • Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
    -- Aaron Hill

    #Dirty #Glasses #World

  • Then, there's the modern mother-in-law. In her mid 40s, she is the compact car of her breed: efficient, trim, attractive and in harmony with her times. She's pretty stiff competition for the plain young matron who's overweight and under-financed. If there is going to be friction in this relationship, it could start from envy and resentment in the younger woman. But Father Time is on her side, even if Mother Nature played her a dirty trick
    -- Abigail Van Buren

    #Mother #Father #Dirty

  • In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it.
    -- Adam Carolla

    #Nice #Dirty #Naughty

  • I love controlling a race, chewing up an opponent. Let's get down and dirty. Let's fight it out. It's raw, animalistic, with no one to rely on but yourself. There's no better feeling than that.
    -- Adam Goucher

    #Running #Dirty #Fighting

  • I go home at the end of the day and I rarely talk about what I did that day. So my wife's experience is just like that of anybody else whose husband goes away to a blue collar job and comes home bruised and dirty and often proud of the work that they're doing.
    -- Adam Savage

    #Jobs #Husband #Dirty

  • Providence has ordained that I should be the greatest liberator of humanity. I am freeing man from the restraints of an intelligence that has taken charge, from the dirty and degrading self-mortification of a false vision called conscience and morality, and from the demands of a freedom and independence which only a very few can bear.
    -- Adolf Hitler

    #Dirty #Taken #Men

  • Whatever is dirty, it is women's job to clean up, or drive some man to clean up, and that goes for everything from cellar to senate.
    -- Agnes Macphail

    #Jobs #Dirty #Men

  • She was my sacred angel that I could never violate. Reira was my sanctuary. I needed something solid like that in this dirty, disappointing world.
    -- Ai Yazawa

    #Dirty #Angel #World

  • Where does rain come from? It comes from all the dirty water that evaporates from the earth, like urine and the water you throw out after washing your feet. Isn't it wonderful how the sky can take that dirty water and change it into pure, clean water? Your mind can do the same with your defilements if you let it.
    -- Ajahn Chah

    #Rain #Dirty #Sky

  • What I remember the most really was just running wild there. Barefooted, swimming in dirty lakes, selling fruit, picking mango trees, hoping not to get caught because they don't take kindly to thieves in Africa.
    -- Akon

    #Running #Dirty #Swimming

  • Hurricane Sandy is a disturbing sign of things to come. We must heed this warning and act quickly to solve the climate crisis. Dirty energy makes dirty weather.
    -- Al Gore

    #Dirty #Weather #Hurricanes

  • If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
    -- Al McGuire

    #Basketball #Dirty #Ankles

  • George Harrison: The day after the Blue Angel audition, John showed up to rehearsal with a long list of name suggestions, and I remember each and every one of them: the Deads-men, the Deadmen, the Undeads-men, the Undeadmen, the Rots, the Rotters, the Dirts, the Dirty Ones, the Grayboys, the Eaten Brains, the Eating Brains, the Mersey Beaters, the Mersey Beaten, the Bloodless, the Graves, the Headstones, and the Liverpools of Blood. Paul ripped off John's right arm and used it to slap John across the face, then he said, "Those're horrible, mate, just horrible, y'know.
    -- Alan Goldsher

    #Dirty #Angel #Men

  • I do not want to believe that death is the gateway to another life. For me, it is a closed door. I do not say it is a step we must all take, but that it is a horrible and dirty adventure.
    -- Albert Camus

    #Believe #Dirty #Adventure

  • [Paris] is dirty. It has pigeons and black yards. The people have white skin.
    -- Albert Camus

    #Dirty #Cities #Paris

  • Nobody needs to go anywhere else. We are all, if we only knew it, already there. If I only knew who in fact I am, I should cease to behave as what I think I am; and if I stopped behaving as what I think I am, I should know who I am. What in fact I am, if only the Manichee I think I am would allow me to know it, is the reconciliation of yes and no lived out in total acceptance and the blessed experience of Not-Two. In religion all words are dirty words. Anybody who gets eloquent about Buddha, or God, or Christ, ought to have his mouth washed out with carbolic soap.
    -- Aldous Huxley

    #Dirty #Blessed #Acceptance

  • In religion all words are dirty words. Anybody who gets eloquent about Buddha, or God, or Christ, ought to have his mouth washed out with carbolic soap.
    -- Aldous Huxley

    #Dirty #Mouths #Soap

  • The revolution is an amalgam of former Party functionaries, quasi- democrats, KGB officers, and black-market wheeler-dealers, who are standing in power now and have represented a dirty hybrid unseen in world history
    -- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

    #Party #Dirty #Kgb

  • Somebody will be exhibiting a bunch of bananas in a gallery, and they'll get me on to talk dirty about it.
    -- Alexander Stoddart

    #Dirty #Bananas #Gallery

  • Reading Proust is like bathing in someone else's dirty water.
    -- Alexander Woollcott

    #Art #Reading #Dirty

  • I'm getting a girlfriend soon," said Michael in a serious tone, and everyone laughed. "You've got plenty of time for that, kiddo," said his father. "No need to rush." "Well, I don't want a boyfriend, Daddy," said Madeline. "Boys are dirty, and they make a mess when they eat." "I'd imagine the six-year-old ones would." Xavier chuckled. "But don't worry, they get better at it.
    -- Alexandra Adornetto

    #Girlfriend #Father #Dirty

  • Hey sexy boy, set me free, don't be so shy, play with me My dirty boy, can't you see, you are the one for meeeee.
    -- Alexandra Stan

    #Sexy #Dirty #Boys

  • We cannot put cinema in parallel with the political, because politics are something dirty and cinema is not dirty.
    -- Ali Suliman

    #Dirty #Political #Cinema

  • Okay, gang," I said, "according to blueprints, there's an elevator access panel on the east side of the building. We may get a little dirty, but—" "I thought we'd just go through the doors," Liz said, flashing three beautifully engraved invitations and some wonderfully authentic fake IDs. The tickets were $20,000 each. The Secret Service had been vetting the guest list for weeks, so Bex and I stopped beneath a streetlamp and studied Liz. "Do I even want to know where you got those?" I asked. Liz seemed to ponder it, and then she said, "No.
    -- Ally Carter

    #Dirty #Doors #Fake

  • I love to have battles of the wits with people that can dish fast and dirty - and it leads to problems occasionally, 'cause I can sound mean without attempting to be mean.
    -- Alton Brown

    #Dirty #Mean #Naughty

  • When you mix dirt with water, the dirt doesn't get clean. The water just gets dirty.
    -- Amanda Hocking

    #Dirty #Water #Dirt

  • If you're a gardener, or creating a garden you're clearly looking to the future. You have a sense of your own future and a sense of yourself in that space. People coming here feel that hope, that renewal, and that sense of regeneration. They get their hands dirty and connect back to the ground, which is what we feel strongly about - giving everybody the opportunity to get connected to the earth.
    -- Amanda Marshall

    #Dirty #Opportunity #Garden

  • I like devilish, thorny, dirty, mean roles, muck and mire, unbelievably sad, unbelievably happy, burdened. Inner conflict - that's where drama is.
    -- Amanda Plummer

    #Drama #Dirty #Mean

  • Sometimes you have to get down and dirty. It feels good.
    -- Amanda Righetti

    #Dirty #Feel Good #Down And

  • I have a dirty mouth sometimes, and I'm very liberal, and that doesn't always go down well in the film industry - especially when you've got to appeal to mums and daughters.
    -- Amanda Seyfried

    #Mother #Daughter #Dirty

  • If Slumdog Millionaire projects India as a Third World, dirty-underbelly, developing nation and causes pain and disgust among nationalists and patriots, let it be known that a murky underbelly exists and thrives even in the most developed nations. It's just that the Slumdog Millionaire idea authored by an Indian and conceived and cinematically put together by a Westerner, gets creative Golden Globe recognition. The other would perhaps not.
    -- Amitabh Bachchan

    #Pain #Dirty #Ideas

  • Well people love to go dirty and stuff like that. It's funny, because even really dirty things can kind of inspire, but all things inspire really dirty improv and monologues. So then really dirty things can inspire the exact opposite. It's kind of a crapshoot.
    -- Amy Poehler

    #Dirty #Opposites #People

  • The dirty little secret of journalism is that it really isn't a profession, it's a craft. All you need is a telephone and a conscience and you're all set.
    -- Andrew Sullivan

    #Dirty #Secret #Needs

  • I have so many children. Half of mine are the ones that just must climb the tree, must climb the mountain, must get dirty, must jump off, flip into the pool sideways because it's just who they are. So you try to give them as much guidance and prepare them but they are who they are.
    -- Angelina Jolie

    #Children #Dirty #Giving

  • That our popular art forms have become so obsessed with sex has turned the U.S.A into a nation of hobbledehoys; as if grown people don't have more vital concerns, such as taxes, inflation, dirty politics, earning a living, getting an education, or keeping out of jail.
    -- Anita Loos

    #Art #Sex #Dirty

  • I’m not a woman you bring home to Mother, pick out china patterns with, or Mary forefend, breed. I’ve seen a chunk of the universe, true, but there’s still so much more to see. I doubt I’ll ever cure this wanderlust, and I’m content with dedicating my life to failing to sate it... He’s never going to sit at my feet and write me poems, which is good because I hate poetry, except dirty ones that rhyme.
    -- Ann Aguirre

    #Mother #Hate #Dirty

  • Some jobs are so dirty you can only send in someone who has the finely honed hatred of liberals acquired at elite universities to do them.
    -- Ann Coulter

    #Jobs #Dirty #Hatred

  • I loved killing zombies in 'Day of the Dead.' I basically welcome anything that involves being dirty or bloody or shooting guns.
    -- AnnaLynne McCord

    #Dirty #Gun #Zombie

  • All I ever wanted since I arrived here on Earth were the things that turned out to be within reach. The same things I needed as a baby - to go from cold to warm, lonely to held, the vessel to the giver, empty to full. You can change the world with a hot bath, if you sink into it from a place of knowing that you are worth profound care, even when you're dirty and rattled. Who knew?
    -- Anne Lamott

    #Lonely #Baby #Dirty

  • You can change the world with a hot bath, if you sink into it from a place of knowing that you are worth profound care, even when you're dirty and rattled.
    -- Anne Lamott

    #Dirty #Knowing #Profound

  • You've got criminal courts and child welfare officials refusing to do their jobs and protect children so they can shift the cases over to family court where predatory professionals can turn a dirty buck off the atrocities committed against children.
    -- Anne Stevenson

    #Jobs #Children #Dirty

  • When you go to Africa, and you see children, they're usually barefoot, dirty and in rags, and they'd love to go to school.
    -- Annie Lennox

    #Children #Dirty #School

  • We take for granted that we need to take showers, clean our house, and wash our clothes. Yet the mind and its thoughts need cleansing and ordering as much as our bodies. While few of us would consider eating dinner on yesterday's dirty dishes, we think nothing of tackling our problems with yesterdays cluttered minds.... The purpose to any meditation technique is to move beyond the normal contents of our consciousness, empty your mind of its habitual chatter, and concentrate your attention for the purpose of experiencing a higher state
    -- Anodea Judith

    #Dirty #Moving #Thinking

  • I am a teller of stories...a weaver of dreams. I can dance, sing, and in the right weather stand on my head. I know seven words of Latin. I have a little magic and a trick or two. I know the proper way to meet a dragon, can fight dirty but not fair, and once swallowed thirty oysters in a minute. I am not domestic. I am a luxury, and in that sense, necessary.
    -- Anthony Minghella

    #Dream #Latin #Dirty

  • I don't mind if after the job is done you put me in front of a Nuremberg Trial and then jail me for life. Hang me if you want, as a war criminal. What you don't understand is that the dirty work of Zionism is not finished yet, far from it.
    -- Ariel Sharon

    #Jobs #War #Dirty

  • Even today I am willing to volunteer to do the dirty work for Israel, to kill as many Arabs as necessary, to deport them, to expel and burn them, to have everyone hate us…
    -- Ariel Sharon

    #Hate #Dirty #Israel

  • Even today I am willing to volunteer to do the dirty work for Israel, to have everyone hate us, to pull the rug from underneath the feet of the Diaspora Jews, so that they will be forced to run to us crying. Even if it means blowing up one or two synagogues here and there, I don’t care.
    -- Ariel Sharon

    #Running #Hate #Dirty

  • Whatever happened to the good old days: you know, dirty attics, tuberculosis and general all-round suffering?
    -- Arnold Wesker

    #Dirty #Suffering #Tuberculosis

  • There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.
    -- Art Buchwald

    #Children #Teenage #Dirty

  • Anything worth doing is worth doing twice, the first time quick and dirty and the second time the best way you can.
    -- Arthur Leonard Schawlow

    #Dirty #Way #Firsts

  • I love good old-fashioned black or white Converse. I have a few pairs. And they are all really dirty. I can't have clean Converse - I go in the dirt and run around!
    -- Ashley Benson

    #Running #Dirty #Naughty

  • Ultimately there's a dirty secret about the Internet, which is nothing disappears. All these companies have all your information. They have your search history.
    -- Ashton Kutcher

    #Dirty #Secret #Information

  • [Smoking is] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking.
    -- Auguste Piccard

    #Drinking #Dirty #Government

  • I think I should be active politically. Because I look upon myself as a politician. That's not a dirty work you know. Some people think that there are something wrong with politicians. Of course, something wrong with some politicians.
    -- Aung San Suu Kyi

    #Dirty #Naughty #Thinking

  • I look upon myself as a politician. That isn't a dirty word.
    -- Aung San Suu Kyi

    #Dirty #Looks #Politician

  • I don't really care if my clothes are wrinkled or there's a stain on my shirt. Going out on the road, your clothes are dirty.
    -- Avril Lavigne

    #Dirty #Clothes #Going Out

  • Ohh! Wow!! Ohh!! Wow!! Those the only two words you know? Sounds like a dirty movie.
    -- Aya Nakahara

    #Dirty #Two #Sound

  • In a city [world] as dirty as this, You gather up, save, and show me Purely beautiful things.
    -- Ayumi Hamasaki

    #Beautiful #Dirty #Cities

  • So many gay jokes tonight about (James) Franco. Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're super gay now. Is that why the rest of you guys are so aggressively fat and dirty? You think if you read one book and take a shower, dicks are going to just fly into your face.
    -- Aziz Ansari

    #Dirty #Book #Gay

  • To pull a friend out of the mire, don't hesitate to get dirty.
    -- Baal Shem Tov


  • If we are pure at heart, we would not wish one person well and not another. We should see there is no difference between one person or another. Then our pure thoughts can be evenly spread between all people. Sunshine can reflect on clean water but not on dirty water. God's light will be reflected by those persons with a pure heart.
    -- Baba Hari Dass

    #Spiritual #Dirty #Inspiration

  • Boys can see adventure in a dirty old duck puddle, and if the Scoutmaster is a boys' man he can see it, too.
    -- Baden Powell de Aquino

    #Wisdom #Dirty #Adventure

  • Our world is one of terrible contradictions. Plenty of food, but one billion people go hungry. Lavish lifestyles for a few, but poverty for too many others. Huge advances in medicine while mothers die every day in childbirth, and children die every day from drinking dirty water. Billions spent on weapons to kill people instead of keeping them safe.
    -- Ban Ki-moon

    #Mother #Children #Dirty

  • I hate the fact that people think 'compromise' is a dirty word.
    -- Barbara Bush

    #Hate #Dirty #Naughty

  • If we're doing this for ten hours, I'm going to need a little incentive to stay motivated." Patch hooked his elbow around my neck and dragged me into a kiss. "Every time you strip my sword, I owe you a kiss. How's that sound?" I bit my lip to keep from giggling. "That sounds really dirty." Patch waggled his eyebrows. "Look whose mind just rolled into the gutter. Two kisses per strip. Any objections?" I pulled on an innocent face. "None whatsoever.
    -- Becca Fitzpatrick

    #Dirty #Kissing #Eyebrows

  • Every time you strip my sword, I owe you a kiss. How's that sound?" I bit my lip to keep from giggling. "That sounds really dirty." Patch waggled his brows. "Look whose mind just rolled into the gutter.
    -- Becca Fitzpatrick

    #Dirty #Kissing #Mind

  • London, dirty little pool of life
    -- Behramji Malabari

    #Dirty #Insulting #Littles

  • Nobody likes to fail but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game.
    -- Ben Bernanke

    #Dirty #Games #Essentials

  • If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game.
    -- Ben Bernanke

    #Graduation #Dirty #Games

  • Our little room was morbidly quiet and sorrow was heaped in my corner like dirty snow.
    -- Betty MacDonald

    #Dirty #Snow #Sorrow

  • Retirement is not a dirty word, I am just enjoying what I am doing. If they want me to retire, then stop asking me. Ask and I will say yes unless it is something I really don't like.
    -- Betty White

    #Retirement #Dirty #Asking

  • I know these dirty cops that'll get us in if we murder some Wop.
    -- Big Pun

    #Dirty #Racism #Murder

  • Few people today muck around in earth, and when on international flights, I often find I have the only decently dirty fingernails.
    -- Bill Mollison

    #Dirty #People #Earth

  • Never act like you want it, darlin'. Act like you wouldn't own it if they paid you. Tell them it's dirty, broken...a useless thing. Then make an offer.
    -- Billie Letts

    #Dirty #Broken #Useless

  • Yeah, I fancy women big time... I check them out more than I check men out. Maybe I would want to sleep with a woman... Not Beyonce, although I like the look of her, I don't think she's that dirty.
    -- Billie Piper

    #Dirty #Sleep #Thinking

  • It would shine a torch into the dirty little corner where the BNP defecate on our democracy, and that would be much more powerful than duffing them up in the street - which Im also in favour of.
    -- Billy Bragg

    #Powerful #Dirty #Shining

  • If Christianity is valid, why is there so much evil in the world?" To this the famous preacher replied, "With so much soap, why are there so many dirty people in the world? Christianity, like soap, must be personally applied if it is to make a difference in our lives.
    -- Billy Graham

    #Dirty #Differences #People

  • Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled.
    -- Billy Joel

    #Dirty #Quality #Remember

  • I have been, and will go on, fighting that damnable, dirty, rotten business with all the power at my command.
    -- Billy Sunday

    #Sports #Dirty #Fighting

  • What critics call dirty in our pictures, they call lusty in foreign films.
    -- Billy Wilder

    #Dirty #Lust #Film

  • Once we were happy in our own country and we were seldom hungry, for then the two-leggeds and the four-leggeds lived together like relatives, and there was plenty for them and for us. But the Wasichus came, and they have made little islands for us and other little islands for the four-leggeds, and always these islands are becoming smaller, for around them surges the gnawing flood of the Wasichu; and it is dirty with lies and greed.
    -- Black Elk

    #Country #Lying #Dirty

  • God pursues us into whatever dark place we've landed and behind whatever locked door holds us in. He holds our unwashed and dirty hands and models how He wants us to pursue each other And He says to ordinary people like me and you that instead of closing our eyes and bowing our heads, sometimes God wants us to keep our eyes open for people in need, do something about it, and bow our whole lives to Him instead.
    -- Bob Goff

    #Dirty #Eye #Dark

  • I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Dirty #Tv Shows #Nuts

  • I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Dirty #Laughing #People

  • It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Jobs #Dirty #Night

  • They're lying bastards. Jews were always lying bastards throughout their history. They're a filthy, dirty, disgusting, vile, criminal people.
    -- Bobby Fischer

    #Lying #Dirty #People

  • The threat of terrorism is great and with today's porous borders, someone could bring a biological weapon into our country or sneak a dirty bomb across unmanned portions of our borders.
    -- Bobby Jindal

    #Country #Dirty #Borders

  • I got wrecked by a dirty driver. There's no other way of putting it. He's cool with that. I have raced him really cool over the last year to be respectful to him and try to repair our relationship. It is not going to last, I can tell you that. Now we’ve got war.
    -- Brad Keselowski

    #War #Dirty #Years

  • The issue for my character, and the issue of the show is, how dirty do your feet have to get without suffocating yourself in the mud in order to get an inch of what you really want done?
    -- Bradley Whitford

    #Dirty #Character #Naughty

  • Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic.
    -- Brandon Mull

    #Dirty #Taken #Cells

  • Everything is going killer. It's loud and dirty and everything that people expect from DOPE . This situation is nothing new for any of us and so far it's been pretty effortless. We are all crazy excited to get back to Japan and party our ***** off, not to mention that we can't wait to kick some Japanese ***** on Halloween.
    -- Brian Ebejer

    #Halloween #Crazy #Dirty

  • A painting, you know, it's all dirty material. But it's about transformation. Taking that earth, that heavy earthen kind of thing, turning it into air and light.
    -- Brice Marden

    #Dirty #Light #Air

  • I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
    -- Brigitte Bardot

    #Dirty #Night #Naughty

  • Go and play. Run around. Build something. Break something. Climb a tree. Get dirty. Get in some trouble. Have some fun.
    -- Brom

    #Running #Fun #Dirty

  • Engineering stimulates the mind. Kids get bored easily. They have got to get out and get their hands dirty: make things, dismantle things, fix things. When the schools can offer that, you'll have an engineer for life.
    -- Bruce Dickinson

    #Dirty #School #Kids

  • All kids love to get dirty, but if I wandered into the garage, my father would say: 'Son, you're not going to have filthy hands like mine. You're going into show business.'
    -- Bruce Forsyth

    #Father #Dirty #Kids

  • Discipline isn't a dirty word. Far from it. Discipline is the one thing that separates us from chaos and anarchy. Discipline implies timing. It's the precursor to good behavior, and it never comes from bad behavior. People who associate discipline with punishment are wrong: with discipline, punishment is unnecessary.
    -- Buck Brannaman

    #Dirty #Punishment #Discipline