100+ Fake Quotes | InspiringQuotes.us

source: Augusten Burroughs (2012). “This Is How: Proven Aid in Overcoming Shyness, Molestation, Fatness, Spinsterhood, Grief, Disease, Lushery, Decrepitude & More. For Young and Old Alike.”, p.17, Macmillan

topic: People, Fake, Positive Energy, Valium

Just be truthful - and if you can fake that, you've got it made.

- Barbara Stanwyck

topic: Truth, Fake, Made, Secret Life, Being Truthful

Well, this movie I've been working on for a while. I had the idea for the movie like twenty years ago when I was doing 'Empire of the Sun' in 1987 because at that time that's when all these Vietnam movies were being made and my friends and I were going on auditions for these Vietnam movies and my friends were getting them and going away to fake boot camps.

- Ben Stiller

topic: Years, Ideas, Fake, Boot Camp, Empire Of The Sun

It was probably in third grade - I had a super fake, gold herringbone chain. I don't remember if it was my mom's or how I got it, but ever since then, I've loved chains.

- Big Sean

topic: Mom, Fake, Gold, Third Grade

So many reality shows are scripted and create this fake drama, and it's a bunch of bull. We wanted to do something real and something wholesome and something that's focused on positive family values.

- Bill Rancic

topic: Real, Drama, Fake, Reality Shows, Something Real

I'm not a big reality show fan, because I just think it's too fake.

- Billy Eichner

source: Source: www.buzzfeed.com

topic: Reality, Thinking, Fake

Kaoru: Grownups are so tiresome. They fake their smiles all day long and they try to force us to do the same. It's no fun at all.

- Bisco Hatori

topic: Fun, Long, Fake

One thing that you cant fake is chemistry.

- Blake Shelton

topic: Fake, Chemistry

Shot fakes and ball fakes work. No one uses more than Wisconsin. It's amazing how many people don't use them

- Bo Ryan

topic: Basketball, People, Fake

It's not important what other people call you. If you yourself know you're a fake, that's tougher to live with.

- Bob Dylan

topic: People, Fake, Important

It's always disappointing when people decide for one reason or another that they don't like your work anymore, but you can't try to please people, because then you're just going to be doing - you'll never live it down, y'know it'll always be dogging you around - you might be being a fake about the whole thing.

- Bob Dylan

topic: People, Fake, Trying

I wasn't much good. When I went into the line on a fake - I would holler 'I don't have it!'

- Bob Newhart

topic: Leadership, Sports, Fake

I sit and wonder why no one uses the shot fake. The shot fake, when used correctly, can eliminate a defender

- Bobby Knight

topic: Basketball, Fake, Use

If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.

- Bootsy Collins

source: "Journalists must stop being in denial: bloggers are here to stay" by John Naughton, www.theguardian.com. May 28, 2005.

topic: Fake, Noses, Funk, Genres Of Music

ID can be hijacked, and cards can be faked. All of the 9/11 terrorists had fake IDs, yet they still got on the planes. If the British national ID card can't be faked, it will be the first on the planet.

- Bruce Schneier

topic: Fake, Cards, Firsts

One of the great things about being a writer/journalist is that my boss loves me to go out and do features on being someone else. I did a feature on Kate Middleton, where I went to an incredible fancy state home in the countryside, put on a wedding dress and posed for engagement pictures with a fake Prince William.

- Caitlin Moran

topic: Home, Fake, Boss, Wedding Dress

You have to really enjoy (being sexy). Not fake anything. Sexy is being in the moment, whether that means being coy or coming on hard. Faking is always lame and it never comes across the way you want it to.

- Cameron Diaz

topic: Sexy, Mean, Fake, Being Sexy

We've been to the Moon nine times. Why would we fake it nine times, if we faked it?

- Charles Duke

topic: Moon, Fake, Nine

If there's one thing I believe more than I believe anything else, it's that you can't fake the core. The truth that lives there will eventually win out. It's a god we must obey, a force that brings us all inevitably to our knees.

- Cheryl Strayed

topic: Believe, Winning, Fake

Fake is not a word I like to use because there's nothing fake about what I do.Â It's a show, it's a predetermined outcome; we're putting on a television drama, action, comedy, whatever you want to call it - but it's not fake.Â Fake would be if I was just about to take a body slam, and my stuntman did it.Â Fake would be if I was going to take a chair shot to the head, and the chair was made of rubber.Â I'll tell the world that it's a show, but I hate the word fake.Â It's such an unfair term to us.

- Chris Jericho

topic: Drama, Hate, Fake, Stuntman, Television Drama

As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role.

- Chris Pratt

topic: Cutting, Hair, Fake, Facial Hair

She knows too well what it's like to tamp down your natural inclinations, to force a smile when you feel numb....The expression of emotion does not come naturally, so yo learn to fake it. To pretend. To display an empathy you don't really feel. And so it is that you learn to pass, if you're lucky, to look like everyone else, even though you're broken inside.

- Christina Baker Kline

topic: Expression, Broken, Fake, Broken Inside

When a crisis occurs, I feel that one of my greatest responsibilities is to set a tone of calm no matter what the problems. Sometimes I have to fake confidence a lot. I also have to fake calm.

- Christine Vachon

topic: Responsibility, Fake, Matter

You must have an alibi to show why you lost. If you haven't one, you must fake one. You self confidence must be maintained.

- Christy Mathewson

topic: Self Confidence, Fake, Lost

If it's something that reaches out and grabs me, I want to do it. I have a lot of trouble doing things that don't grab me. So, I'm not a very good actor in that way. I can't fake it.

- Clancy Brown

source: "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Fake, Want, Way

I'm not fake in any way.

- Courteney Cox

topic: Fake, Way

I don't watch reality TV much, but sometimes I'll be on the E! channel and see that show "Total Divas", about female wrestlers. It's like, fake ***** are de rigueur. Nose jobs are de rigueur. Exaggerated ***** are de rigueur. Twerking is de rigueur.

- Courtney Love

topic: Jobs, Reality, Fake, Twerking

The younger generation can smell fakes - Authenticity trumps cool.

- Craig Groeschel

topic: Smell, Fake, Generations

I cursed him then, not because his tears were fake, but because they were real. I cursed him for showing me, with every tear and every smile and every sincere emotion he had, that I was the real freak.

- Dan Wells

source: Dan Wells (2010). “I Am Not A Serial Killer”, p.211, Macmillan

topic: Real, Fake, Tears, Cursed

After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.

- Dave Chappelle

topic: Fake, Too Much, Jokes

The best thing you can do to set yourself apart is just be yourself. If you're fake, you know people find out who you are later, it's like, 'Well that's not who we thought you were.' Being yourself is where you feel most comfortable and people get, you know, they feel that connection the best. That's the best way to go. You always have to be yourself.

- David Archuleta

topic: Being Yourself, People, Fake

In painting as in prose, a good eye is not enough to tell you whether what you see is real or fake.

- David Bellos

source: "'The Eye, First Of All...'". The Believer interview, logger.believermag.com. May 14, 2015.

topic: Real, Eye, Fake

incessant adj. The doubts. You had to save me from my constant doubts. That deep-seeded feeling that I wasn't good enough for anything I was a fake at my job I wasn't your equal my friends would forget me if I moved away for a month. It wasn't as easy as hearing voices nobody was telling me this. It was just something I knew. Everyone else was playing along but I was sure that one day they would all stop.

- David Levithan

topic: Jobs, Voice, Fake, Hearing Voices

It was a laugh that came from the tip of his toes, gaining force and soul as it traveled through his body and out into the world in mirthful bursts. There wasn't anything fake about it; it was an amusement park of a laugh, and when it appeared, you wanted to jump on board.

- David Levithan

topic: Laughing, Fake, Soul, Amusement Parks

The fake slap invariably makes contact, adding the elements of shock and betrayal to what had previously been plain old-fashioned fear.

- David Sedaris

topic: Betrayal, Fake, Elements

Fake it until you make it! When you're feeling bad, get dressed up - soon your inside will catch up with your outside

- Denise Austin

source: Twitter post from Jun 17, 2014

topic: Fashion, Fake, Feelings, Dressed Up, Feeling Bad

Well, I can fake my way around some things, but I don't think I would be good at betting.

- Diane Lane

topic: Thinking, Fake, Would Be

I may look fake but I'm real where it counts.

- Dolly Parton

topic: Country, Real, Fake

Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity.

- Douglas Coupland

source: Douglas Coupland (2008). “JPod”, p.151, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

topic: Creativity, Fake, Three

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection

- Drake

topic: Mistake, Perfection, Fake

Pray the real live forever man.Â Pray the fakes get exposed.

- Drake

topic: Real, Men, Fake

I do subscribe to the maxim that generally comedy is like jazz. Either you get it or you don't. You can't learn it and you can't be taught it. I don't think that if you are not a funny person, you can fake it.

- Edward Norton

topic: Thinking, Fake, Taught

I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.

- Elayne Boosler

topic: Sleep, Years, Fake

I know that sometimes people fake on each other out of genuine motives to hold onto the object of their tenderest feelings. They see themselves as so inadequate that they feel forced to wear a mask in order to continuously impress the other. I do not want to "hold" you, I want you to "stay" out of your own need for me.

- Eldridge Cleaver

topic: Order, People, Fake

Between hindsight bias, fake causality, positive bias, anchoring/priming, et cetera et cetera, and above all the dreaded confirmation bias, once an idea gets into your head, it's probably going to stay there.

- Eliezer Yudkowsky

source: "We Change Our Minds Less Often Than We Think" by Eliezer Yudkowsky, lesswrong.com. October 3, 2007.

topic: Ideas, Fake, Causality

The curse of the sun and the moon is fake. It doesn`t exist.

- Elijah

topic: Moon, Fake, Sun

I don't think you should try to be anything you're not. If you're not smiling all the time or always happy - I don't think it matters. If you're having bad day, show you're having a bad day. Don't try to put up something that's fake.

- Elle Fanning

topic: Bad Day, Thinking, Fake, Having A Bad Day

Fake Is that what you are if you choose to improve the basic not perfect you?

- Ellen Hopkins

topic: Perfect, Fake, Not Perfect

I hide hurt behind a fake smile. I wear it all the time. Everyone says how I always look so cheerful. Shows what they know I guess.

- Ellen Hopkins

topic: Hurt, Fake, Cheerful, Fake Smile

I don't take modern hip-hop as real. It's entertaining, it's fake, like James Bond.

- Emmanuel Jal

topic: Real, Fake, Hip Hop

According to Gur's theory of boredom, everything that happens in the world today is because of boredom: love, war, inventions, fake fireplaces - ninety-five percent of all that is pure boredom.

- Etgar Keret

source: Etgar Keret (2006). “The Nimrod Flipout: Stories”, p.55, Macmillan

topic: War, Boredom, Fake

You can't fake this music. You might be a great singer or a great musician but, in the need, that's got nothing to do with it. It's how you connect to the songs and to the history behind them.

- Etta James

topic: Song, Fake, Musical

The two things you can't fake are good food and good music

- Etta James

topic: Two, Fake, Good Food

That's the thing about acting - you can't fake it.

- Eve Hewson

source: Source: screenrant.com

topic: Fake, Acting

Eclecticism - every truth is so true that any truth must be false.

- F. H. Bradley

topic: Fake People, People, Fake

I keep chicks in my lap, throwing me head fakes!

- Fabolous

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Rap, Fake, Lap

I once asked Barbara Stanwyck the secret of acting. She said: 'Just be truthful - and if you can fake that, you've got it made'.

- Fred MacMurray

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

topic: Writing, Fake, Secret

Scary is good. Kids like going to a movie and being really scared rather than fake scared.

- Freddie Highmore

source: "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Kids, Scary, Fake

I'm always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that's off stage. People know when it's fake.

- Gabriel Iglesias

topic: People, Fake, Guy

I had never liked bullying of any sort, especially when an individual acquires his courage by becoming part of a faceless mob. I always say if you need fake courage, get it out of a bottle like I do.

- Gary Reilly

topic: Bullying, Fake, Needs, Faceless

I was in the land of fakes and frauds and phonies-I felt like saying â€œHowdy cousin,â€ to everybody who walked by.

- Gary Reilly

topic: Cousin, Land, Fake

Hippies are so phoney and fake.

- George Harrison

topic: Fake People, Hippie, Fake

Fake tan is really difficult to get right. When I was younger, I'd always do it wrong. I'd leave it on and forget to wash it off. So I embrace being pale. I like getting a tan, but I also think that if you're going to do it, it has to be gradual. I just work the pale thing now.

- Georgia May Jagger

topic: Thinking, Fake, Forget

American exceptionalism? Exceptional at what? Waging wars against innocent people for fake reasons? Exceptional at what? Being addicted to pharmaceutical drugs that have people's minds wasted? Exceptional at what? Eating more junk food and becoming the most obese nation on Earth?

- Gerald Celente

topic: War, People, Fake, American Exceptionalism, Exceptionalism

Well, the beginning is actually quite easy, because I can still be quite free about the way I handle things - colours, shapes. And so a picture emerges that may look quite good for a while, so airy and colourful and new. But that will only last for a day at most, at which point it starts to look cheap and fake. And then the real work begins - changing, eradicating, starting again, and so on, until it's done.

- Gerhard Richter

topic: Art, Real, Fake, Airy, Real Work

We have never done anything in a cynical fake way

- Gordon Ramsay

topic: Fake, Cynical, Done

You don't have to wear fur. They make such great fakes. There's no reason to kill an animal.

- Grace Slick

topic: Animal, Fake, Fur

Fake sympathy is the politicians demanding more cash as they ignore the underlying crisis. They prefer money over morality.

- Greg Gutfeld

topic: Fake, Cash, Morality

The fact that I have no remedy for all the sorrows of the world is no reason for my accepting yours. It simply supports the strong probability that yours is a fake.

- H. L. Mencken

topic: Strong, Fake, Support

Let my lusts be my ruin, then, since all else is a fake and a mockery.

- Hart Crane

source: Hart Crane (1965). “Letters, 1916-1932”

topic: Fake, Lust, Ruins

Modern life is so thin and shallow and fake. I look forward to when developers go bankrupt, Japan gets poorer and wild grasses take over.

- Hayao Miyazaki

topic: Japan, Fake, Modern Life

However fake the subject, once photographed, it's as good as real.

- Hiroshi Sugimoto

source: "Eerie yet gorgeous scenes make taxidermy spring to life" by Alyssa Coppelman, www.wired.com. January 13, 2015.

topic: Real, Fake, Subjects

If anybody dared say wrestling was fake, you'd punch 'em. And you never used the word show. If you used the word show it was an insult.

- Hulk Hogan

topic: Wrestling, Fake, Ems

Fake it may be, lies and deceptions, but this is the world in which we find ourselves, and here we must make our little lives.

- Ian McDonald

source: Ian McDonald (2007). “Brasyl”

topic: Lying, Fake, Deception

That's basically the gangster code. Just be yourself. Just be you, dog. The easiest way to get your card plucked around a gangster is to be a fake. If we feel like you're trying too hard, if you're trying to act like you're from the street, you're in trouble.

- Ice T

topic: Being Yourself, Dog, Fake, Trying Too Hard

A tennis racket makes a great fake guitar!

- Isaac

topic: Guitar, Fake, Tennis

50s cheesecake meets Eskimo fake fur.

- Isaac Mizrahi

topic: Fashion, Fake, Fur, Cheesecake

In this life ain't no happy endings; Only pure beginnings followed by years of sinning and fake repentance.

- J. Cole

source: Song: Runaway, 2013

topic: Rap, Years, Fake

Usually it is uses of words, not words in themselves, that are properly called vague.

- J. L. Austin

topic: Fake People, People, Fake

Sentences are not as such either true or false.

- J. L. Austin

topic: Fake People, People, Fake, True Or False

What you think is fake in your head comes off as not enough on camera, a lot of times. You almost have to overdo it, in this overly, sort of Broadway, large-gestures kind of way to come off as being realistic on camera. It's strange. You almost have to act really fake to come off looking real.

- Jack White

topic: Real, Thinking, Fake

Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.

- Jackie Gleason

topic: Girl, Passion, Fake

Making fake promises while wearing a fancy dress... that isn't enough. Promises take more work than that.

- Jackson Pearce

source: Jackson Pearce (2014). “Purity”, p.160, Hachette UK

topic: Fake, Promise, Dresses

Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be a fake watermelon with an anus.

- Jad Abumrad

topic: Lying, Apples, Fake, Berkeley, Anus

The body is the one thing you can't fake; it's just got to be there.

- James Dickey

topic: Fake, Body

I have always weirdly seen myself as more of a character actor. I have never been suave. I could never see myself playing James Bond. I suppose I could fake it, but I am certainly not James Bond in real life.

- James Marsden

topic: Real, Character, Fake, Suave, Character Actors

Fake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend.

- Jason Ritter

topic: Fake People, People, Fake

According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good thing because if they did exist there wouldn't be any jobs for them.

- Jay Leno

topic: Jobs, New York, Fake, Medicare

Elections in L.A. are so different. Here you've got politicians with phony smiles making false promises to voters with fake ***** and bad toupees.

- Jay Leno

topic: Fake, Promise, Different, False Promises

Fake feeling good.... You're going to have to learn to fake cheerfulness. Believe it or not, eventually that effort will pay off: you'll actually start feeling happier.

- Jean Bach

topic: Believe, Fake, Effort

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, youve got it made.

- Jean Giraudoux

source: "Murphy's Law Book Two: More Reasons Why Things Go Wrong". Book by Arthur Bloch, p. 47, 1980.

topic: Trust, Betrayal, Fake, Secret Of My Success, Secret To Success

Those are the murderers of art who are sitting on the top wearing crowns of fake intelligence. Let me bring them down with the power of my art, without delaying the matter further.

- Jeet Aulakh

topic: Art, Fake, Sitting

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.

- Jeff Foxworthy

topic: People, Fake, Mustache

I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it." --Dexter

- Jeff Lindsay

topic: People, Fake, Everyday

Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake.

- Jeff Lindsay

topic: Real, Emotional, Fake, Emotional Response, Real Human

Whatever made me the way I am left me hollow, empty inside, unable to feel. It doesn't seem like a big deal. I'm quite sure most people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake it all. I fake it very well, and the feelings are never there.

- Jeff Lindsay

topic: People, Fake, Feelings

When you're an actress, there are only a few times you can really get paid. One of them is doing a sequel. They can't fake you or hire another actor to play you.

- Jennifer Coolidge

source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Play, Fake, Actors

Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.

- Jenny Eclair

topic: Fake, Skins, Tone, Jellyfish, Skin Tone

Well, I think in trying to make life seem real enough that one is moved to do something about the more atrocious things. By going really far afield into a completely fake world, maybe there's a chance to make things resonant somehow - or in this case, truly terrifying. To make it as bad as the real stuff that's happening.

- Jenny Holzer

topic: Real, Thinking, Fake, Fake World, Real Stuff

Chemistry is one of these crazy things you can't teach or learn or you can't fake. You go in hoping it will work, hope that you will connect with the other actors. I was fortunate on 'Modern Family' and 'The Procession.' They are great people, very easy to like.

- Jesse Tyler Ferguson

source: "Jesse Tyler Ferguson: The Bemused Exasperation Expert". Interview with Maggie Lange, www.interviewmagazine.com. October 16, 2012.

topic: Crazy, People, Fake, Modern Family

I try not to fake anything.

- Jessica Chastain

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

topic: Fake People, People, Fake

I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!

- Jessica Simpson

topic: Fake, Thank God, Stuff

You can't fake it when you're alone with God, you know.

- Jim Bakker

source: "The Best of Interviews With Jim Bakker and Tammy Faye Messner". “CNN Larry King Weekend”, www.cnn.com. June 24, 2001.

topic: Fake People, Fake, Alone With God

They're fake bullets, so why do I feel like Im bleeding out?

- Jodi Picoult

topic: Fake, Bullets, Bleeding, Bleeding Out

With Los Angeles, it's kind of a love-hate thing. Sometimes I think it's marvelous, and sometimes I think it's a dump. It's so fake and I can't deal with how fake it is.

- Joe Elliott

source: "How to travel like a rock star". Interview with Doug Miller, www.nbcnews.com. January 23, 2008.

topic: Hate, Thinking, Fake

Most brown bread is merely white bread with a fake tan.

- Joel Fuhrman

topic: White, Fake, Bread, White Bread

People can sense when someone is fake or real on TV.

- Joey Fatone

source: "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Real, People, Fake

Creating fake facts does require a measure of haphazard research, insofar as they need to not just be possible, but also interesting.

- John Hodgman

topic: Creating, Interesting, Fake, Haphazard

All Satan's Apples Have Worms. I do not deny that the Devil has some pretty apples; I just say that all of them are fakes and that after you bite into them, you will find they have worms. All Satan's apples have worms.

- John R. Rice

topic: Christian, Apples, Fake

I've dyed my hair a million times and it looks terrible, always. It just looks fake. And it doesn't make me look that much younger.

- John Slattery

topic: Hair, Fake, Looks

Life is like watching Fast and the Furious 6. Its not easy, most of the time its just dumb and pointless, everything is fake, there is a lot of noise, but if you close your eyes and picture yourself in an open field or a quiet forest, you can maybe make it to the end without killing yourself

- Jon Lajoie

source: "Palin 'becoming Al Sharpton'?". www.politico.com. 2012.

topic: Eye, Fake, Dumb, Open Fields

But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.

- Jon Lovitz

topic: Men, Thinking, Fake

I like playing the stuff where I donÂ´t know what IÂ´m gonna play. Like the end of Fake Plastic Trees or the end of Paranoid Android - stuff where I can do anything and no one notices or cares.

- Jonny Greenwood

topic: Play, Fake, Tree

Fetishes are literally viewed as fake forms of attraction. The fetish concept is used to delegitimatize attraction to any and all bodies that are not considered normative. This is why people are accused to have transgender fetishes and fat fetishes and disability fetishes, but never cisgender fetishes, thin fetishes or able-bodied fetishes. Even in cases in which the person in question exclusively partners with these latter groups.

- Julia Serano

topic: People, Fake, Groups, Fetish

One of the reasons I love to jump back and forth between mediums is that film does allow me to be more literal. I can go to the real place. I can go to the Coliseum, and I don't have to fake it.

- Julie Taymor

topic: Real, Fake, Doe, Coliseum, Literal

One good thing that comes from living the nomadic life demanded by an expedition is that one sheds the fake skin donned from living too closely among society. For those of us who live for the freedom of such a lifestyle, that skin is dry and itchy and ill fitting. From my observances, that skin is much like a callus caused by the pure irritation of being forced to spend so much time with one's fellow man. Thank God I am spared such nonsense.

- Karen Hawkins

source: Karen Hawkins (2012). “The Taming of a Scottish Princess”, p.21, Simon and Schuster

topic: Men, Irritation, Fake, Itchy, Calluses

You cannot fake chic but youï»¿ can be chic and fake fur

- Karl Lagerfeld

topic: Fashion, Fake, Fur

Guy Pearce played Mike in 'Neighbors'. I would fake illness to stay off school and watch the one P.M. show, and I would also watch it again when it was repeated at 5:25 P.M. Obsessed.

- Kate Winslet

topic: School, Guy, Fake

I have fake eye lashes on and they feel like tarantulas. But they're not real tarantulas.

- Kellie Pickler

topic: Real, Eye, Fake, Lashes, Tarantulas

You can fake your way to the table, but ultimately you have to learn how to eat.

- Kelly Cutrone

topic: Fake, Tables, Way

During my training I was trained in Psycho-politics. This was the art of capturing the minds of a nation through brainwashing and fake mental health.

- Kenneth Goff

topic: Art, America, Fake, Brainwashing

Legendary service is one of the criteria that sets one company apart from its competitors. It's the mark of a truly authentic company - you just can't fake caring!

- Kim Garst

source: FaceBook post by Kim Garst from Nov 12, 2013

topic: Powerful, Caring, Fake

...treat people with understanding when you can, and fake it when you can't until you do understand.

- Kim Harrison

topic: Kindness, People, Fake

In some roles I have to wear fur, and I always make sure it's fake, like in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Faux fur is great because it shows people that faux can look fabulous.

- Kristen Johnston

topic: People, Fake, Spy, Faux

Hollywood was fine with fakes, but it was most definitely not okay with frauds.

- Lauren Conrad

topic: Fake, Hollywood, Fine, Not Okay

I would so much rather have a few of good friends than a lot of fake friends.

- Lauren Conrad

topic: Fake Friends, Good Friend, Fake

Even the human race can't claim to be natural anymore. We are fake, dying things. How fitting that I would end up in this sham of a marriage.

- Lauren DeStefano

topic: Race, Fake, Dying

People cheat when they are afraid. When there is no cost to being wrong or confessing ignorance, there is no reason to cheat or fake comprehension.

- Leah Hager Cohen

source: Leah Hager Cohen (2013). “I don't know: In Praise of Admitting Ignorance (Except When You Shouldn't)”, p.9, Penguin

topic: Ignorance, People, Fake, Being Wrong

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it...

- Lenny Bruce

topic: Art, Laughter, Fake

Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake.

- Leon Adams

topic: Believe, Wine, Fake, Wine And Life, Wine Making

Out of the thousands who are known or who want to be known as poets, maybe one or two are genuine and the rest are fakes, hanging around the sacred precincts, trying to look like the real thing.

- Leonard Cohen

topic: Real, Two, Fake, Hanging Around

What all this posturing and fake glamor results in is a vast detachment and cynicism on the part of the artists. Since it's impossible to have respect for an audience that'll take just about anything you care to dish out, and the impassive demeanor is so central to the role, a general numbnose is all that can be expected.

- Lester Bangs

topic: Artist, Fake, Roles, Demeanor

Activism is something that no one can fake. You get angry. You cry. But you never throw in your towel, because that anger is what is propelling you to further action.

- Leymah Gbowee

topic: Women, Fake, Towels

It's my body. And I like my body. And I like my breasts. And no, they're not fake.

- Lindsay Lohan

topic: Fake People, Fake, Body

In a poem, the words happen; they just come. I let them. Otherwise, I wouldn't write. To interfere with what is happening is to distort the poem. Just a very small degree of intelligence and supervision is necessary. Very tactful. Any revision later that violates the text as it came, that begins rewriting the words, is fake.

- Louis Dudek

topic: Writing, Fake, Degrees, Supervision

I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on the school secretary so that I could get some of my friends out of detention.

- Luke Perry

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: School, Gun, Fake, Pranksters, Detention

You can't fake passion. It is the fuel that drives any dream and makes you happy to be alive.

- Mac Anderson

source: Linda Ellis, Mac Anderson (2012). “The Dash: Making a Difference with Your Life from Beginning to End”, p.31, Thomas Nelson Inc

topic: Dream, Passion, Fake, Happy To Be Alive

Those who think they can revive the stinking corpse of the usurping and fake Israeli regime by throwing a birthday party are seriously mistaken. Today the reason for the Zionist regime's existence is questioned, and this regime is on its way to annihilation.

- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

topic: Party, Thinking, Fake, Revive, Birthday Party

Fake it, fake your confidence until it's real. I think it's a good way to live most of your life.

- Marina and the Diamonds

topic: Real, Thinking, Fake

Eighty percent of the things I do are not natural for my personality. I believe you have to fake it till you make it. Act like you're confident and you'll get there.

- Marisa Miller

source: "Marisa Miller: The Secret to Living a Sexier Life". Interview with Caroline Schaefer, www.womenshealthmag.com. December 15, 2011.

topic: Believe, Personality, Fake

You can't fake authenticity.

- Mark Schaefer

source: Mark Schaefer (2014). “The Tao of Twitter, Revised and Expanded New Edition: Changing Your Life and Business 140 Characters at a Time”, p.77, McGraw Hill Professional

topic: Fake, Marketing, Helpful, Shocking

Can't spell, can't spot fake Shakespeare, can't tell one wacky foreigner from another: it's increasingly obvious that Barbra is some deep sleeper planted by the Republicans to discredit the very concept of activist celebrities. Poor old Democrats, in thrall to her fundraising: people who need Barbra are the unluckiest people in the world.

- Mark Steyn

topic: Fundraising, People, Fake

Once you can fake sincerity, you can fake anything.

- Mary Jo Putney

source: Mary Jo Putney (2002). “The Spiral Path”, Center Point Pub

topic: Fake, Sincerity, Insincerity, Everybody Lies, Best House

It's better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.

- Matt Damon

source: "The Talented Mr. Ripley", www.imdb.com. 1999.

topic: Fake People, Real, Fake