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“A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Empowering #Feminism #Doe
“They [policemen] are in a profession that if you do the job incorrectly, or proceeding incorrectly, it's over for you because there isn't any supporter backup. If you make a mistake as a plumber, you know, you fix it and everything goes on or you get sued. But if you make a mistake as a cop, you are more infamous than Jesse James, everything's over.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Jobs #Mistake #Goes On
“A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Funny Things #People #Agree
“Private citizens and companies are always seen as evil and greedy, because they want to profit. But the government picks your pocket any chance it can get, but they're never called greedy.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Government #Evil #Pockets
“People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#People #Libertarian #Conservative
“The thing which Reagan did, which was great, was he won the people. He marginalized the media. And that's what you need, an intellectual agility.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Media #People #Intellectual
“ObamaCare is creating nothing but misery for everybody.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Obamacare #Creating #Misery
“Celebrities are the doormats to power.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Doormat
“ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Obamacare #Fart #Health Care
“We need somebody that can unify a country in spite of a vocal powerful media that's intent on division. It's not about winning the media. It's about winning the people, and I don't think it's necessarily persuasive to eat - to cannibalize yourself. I think that you have to pick the winner.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Country #Powerful #Winning
“[In] 2010, Woody Allen said that he felt Barack Obama should be a dictator so that he could get things done, and the first thing obviously that Woody Allen wanted done is to make it legal to have sex with stepdaughters.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Sex #Done #Firsts
“I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Fun #Pigs #Apples
“The first mistake is trying to explain morality to a terrorist. Like trying to teach a rock to drive. It is impossible.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Mistake #Rocks #Trying
“Monitoring activities is neither new or intrusive. We did that with communities in terms of getting rid of the mob. And cops, believe me, do not want to do this. Do you think they really want to listen to you chant five times a day. However, you should look on the bright side: you might convert them.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Believe #Thinking #Community
“American people, what about the American people? I think the president delights in the fact that they have been roofied by technology and pop culture. They're not conscious to any expansion of power, which is why they're happy to exist in this dependant decline.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Technology #Thinking #People
“When someone in power declares that something is broken that means it's actually fine. What they're really saying is, "Let's change this so I like it and ruin it." Nothing is ever broken.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Mean #Broken #Ruins
“The problem with legalization is we already have a dependent generation that's subsidized to oblivion. And will legal pot somehow slice another sliver of the population off of the productive world?”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Population #Generations #World
“Magic Johnson links his HIV and treatment to health care as though ObamaCare would provide the same level of care that a mega rich celebrity would get. Is he going to dump his coverage? Is he going to dump it and sign up for ObamaCare?”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Obamacare #Magic #Hiv
“If the immigrant is responsible for assimilation of the country, and some of these people are in fact are born there. But if you find it unwelcoming to your own barbaric notions of equality, that is not on the country, that is on you. If you leave a horrible place, please leave your horrible practices behind.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Country #Practice #People
“We're already going down that path with illegal drug use and incarceration. I can't imagine it getting any worse.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Drug #Use #Path
“The Islamophobia phobes, (ph) the writers and the editors and the talking heads who deny an existence of evil while blaming those who speak up. There no difference - different than the apologists for communism. As communism killed millions, they, they denied it.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Talking #Editors #Differences
“Security should not be a black and white thing.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Black And White #Should #Security
“We need to remember who the enemy is, and then we need to eat them alive.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Enemy #Needs #Alive
“The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Hangover #Vices #Problem
“The [Confederate] Flag is - literally - sewed division. People claim it means different things to different people, but it harkens back to the pro-slavery side of the war.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#War #Mean #People
“There are always gonna be people that are gonna be offended about something. This will never end.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#People #Ends #Offended
“You should try to get fired once in a while. It's good for you.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Trying #Should
“If you're hiring, if you're the person doing the hiring, forgive a scar or two. Remember that when we were young, we were also idiots. There were just no cameras there to catch it.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Two #Forgiving #Cameras
“One thing I noticed when I was young was I was impatient for success. I think everybody is impatient for success. It will come. But don't - you shouldn't let that impatience drive you crazy.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Crazy #Thinking #Impatient
“Delayed gratification is the one thing we ignore these days. And if you delay it, it becomes more pleasurable later in life.”
-- Greg Gutfeld

#Delay #These Days #Gratification

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