quotes about Fart
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And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart.
-- Anthony Bourdain -
Did you hear something, Nora?†Vee asked. “I thought I heard something.†“You definitely heard something,†I agreed. “Could that be … a dog fart I heard?†Vee asked me.
-- Becca Fitzpatrick -
I'm into paradoxes. I wanted to make an album about them, but the group told me I was a pretentious fart. They were right.
-- Brian May -
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
-- Craig Benzine -
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You Know the Most Dangerous Thing In the Water? A Shark Fart.
-- Gary Busey -
I fart in your general direction.
-- Graham ChapmanSource : "Fictional character: Frenchman". "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", 1975.
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ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator.
-- Greg Gutfeld -
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
-- Harold Ramis -
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Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?
-- Janet Evanovich -
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.
-- Jenny Eclair -
I'm only interested in heavy metal when it's me who's playing it. I suppose it's a bit like smelling your own farts.
-- John Entwistle -
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You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!
-- John Marston -
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
-- Jonathan TropperSource : Jonathan Tropper (2007). “How to Talk to a Widower”, p.99, Bantam
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I have a playlist of farts on my phone.
-- Lena HeadeySource : Twitter post from Apr 27, 2014
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People dressed in a certain kind of clothing are never wrong. Also they never fart.
-- Margaret Atwood -
So familiar are eggs to us, however, that in the eighteenth century they were referred to as cackling farts, on the basis that chickens cackled all the time and eggs came out of the back of them.
-- Mark ForsythSource : Mark Forsyth (2012). “The Horologicon”, p.36, Icon Books
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Art is like a fart for the soul. Better out than in.
-- Martin Firrell -
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They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine Pilsner Beer' on the label. It is a crime.
-- Michael Jackson -
The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.
-- Niall Horan -
A person who discreetly farts in an elevator is not a divine being, and a man needs to know this.
-- Robert Bly -
There's nothing worse than a bunch of jaded old farts, and that's a fact.
-- Robert Plant -
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I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
-- Walter Matthau -
Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.
-- Mena Suvari -
I know that at one time, the Arctic was the tropics. And I guess I wonder what caused that? Was it dinosaur farts? I don’t know.
-- Ralph KleinSource : "Creeps, bums and a foot in the mouth", www.macleans.ca. March 29, 2013.
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