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“I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Glasses #Situation
“I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Lying #Naps #Down And
“I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Men #Fiber #Not Sure
“I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Reality #Tvs #Reality Tv
“I can't tan naturally.”
-- Jenny Eclair
“I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Thinking #Vulgar
“I don't think I'm successful.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Successful #Thinking
“I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Writing #Careers #People
“I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Needs #Attention #Comic
“I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Heart #Comedy #My Heart
“I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Fashion #Clothes #Feelings
“I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Moderation #Lows #Keel
“I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Thinking #Issues #Priorities
“I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#People #World #Admire
“My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Brother #Perfect #Older Sister
“As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Jeans #Smoking #Pairs
“Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Hair #Curls #Want
“Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Family
“I am best viewed from a distance.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Distance
“Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Height #Problem #Wells
“My daughter has always had a strong sense of her own identity. From the day she was born her father and I were in love with and in awe of her and still are.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Daughter #Mother #Strong
“There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Knives #Breakfast #Down And
“A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Laughter #Fart #Beats
“For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Dying #Want #Suits
“Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Emotional #Natural
“The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Stuff #Arena #Comedy
“I've never been prudish.”
-- Jenny Eclair
“I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Nice #Hero #Rate
“As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Years #Berlin #England
“I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job.”
-- Jenny Eclair

#Jobs #Hate #People

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