Beer quotes

  • Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.
    -- A. A. Milne

    #Beer #Might #Said

  • There is more similarity in the marketing challenge of selling a precious painting by Degas and a frosted mug of root beer than you ever thought possible.
    -- A. Alfred Taubman

    #Beer #Roots #Challenges

  • Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.
    -- A. E. Housman

    #Hurt #Beer #Men

  • On occasions, after drinking a pint of beer at luncheon, there would be a flow into my mind with sudden and unaccountable emotion, sometimes a line or two of verse, sometimes a whole stanza, accompanied, not preceded by a vague notion of the poem which they were destined to form a part of.... I say bubble up because, so far as I could make out, the source of the suggestions thus proffered to the brain was the pit of the stomach.
    -- A. E. Housman

    #Drinking #Beer #Two

  • Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.
    -- A. E. Housman

    #Beer #Sky #Ale

  • The troubles of our proud and angry dust are from eternity, and shall not fail. Bear them we can, and if we can we must. Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.
    -- A. E. Housman

    #Beer #Dust #Sky

  • Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints and quarts of Ludlow beer.
    -- A. E. Housman

    #Home #Beer #Half

  • And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.
    -- A. E. Housman

    #Drinking #Book #Beer

  • In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer - the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power.
    -- A. J. P. Taylor

    #Beer #Past #Men

  • I've never read anything about ***** where, yeah, it's a good experience, and you can do it for 20 years and enjoy it, like having a cold beer. It doesn't work that way with heroin.
    -- Ace Frehley

    #Heart #Beer #Years

  • If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
    -- Adam Carolla

    #Butterfly #Beer #Ideas

  • You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
    -- Adolphus Busch

    #Beer #Glasses #Matter

  • It is my aim to win the american people over to our side, to make them all lovers of beer.
    -- Adolphus Busch

    #Beer #Winning #People

  • We may not know who is craft beer but we sure as hell will know what is craft beer by who isn't.
    -- Alan Arnett McLeod

    #Beer #Crafts #May

  • Beer was the driving force that led nomadic mankind into village life. It was this appetite for beer-making material that led to crop cultivation, permanent settlement and agriculture.
    -- Alan D. Eames

    #Beer #Agriculture #Village

  • I asked these Indians: "Do men ever make Chicha?" My question was met with gales of laughter. The women howled. Bent over in hilarity, one replied, "Men can't brew. Chicha made by men would only make gas in the belly. You are a funny man! Beer is women's work."
    -- Alan D. Eames

    #Laughter #Beer #Men

  • Beer is a gift from the goddesses, a soothing balm given our species to bring joy and comfort in compensation for the curse of self-awareness, the awful realization of our mortality
    -- Alan D. Eames

    #Beer #Self #Joy

  • Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human.
    -- Alan D. Eames

    #Beer #Substance #May

  • For it was Saturday night, the best and bingiest glad-time of the week, one of the fifty-two holidays in the slow-turning Big Wheel of the year, a violent preamble to a prostrate Sabbath. Piled up passions were exploded on Saturday night, and the effect of a week's monotonous graft in the factory was swilled out of your system in a burst of goodwill. You followed the motto of 'be drunk and be happy,' kept your crafty arms around female waists, and felt the beer going beneficially down into the elastic capacity of your guts.
    -- Alan Sillitoe

    #Holiday #Passion #Beer

  • Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give him a fishing lesson and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer every weekend.
    -- Alex Blackwell

    #Drinking #Beer #Weekend

  • Is there a parson much bemused in beer, a maudlin poetess, a rhyming peer, a clerk foredoom'd his father's soul to cross, who pens a stanza when he should engross?
    -- Alexander Pope

    #Father #Beer #Soul

  • A real man would never cry in public unless he was watching a movie in which a heroic dog died to save its master.Or if Heidi klum unbuttoned her blouse. Or he accidently dropped a full case of beer.
    -- Allan Pease

    #Dog #Real #Beer

  • Sure, this was where her father had planned the De Beers diamond heist when she was three. It was the very room where her uncle had orchestrated the hijacking of eighty percent of the world's caviar when she was seven.
    -- Ally Carter

    #Uncles #Father #Beer

  • Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
    -- Ambrose Bierce

    #Motivational #Drinking #Beer

  • When the beer is gone, so are they -- flexing their cars on up the boulevard.
    -- Amy Hempel

    #Beer #Car #Gone

  • When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
    -- Anatole France

    #Inspirational #Book #Beer

  • I want to go to a place where I can go to a football game, take off my shirt, paint my chest and major in beer.
    -- Andrew Ferguson

    #Football #Beer #Games

  • You can cover a great deal of country in books.
    -- Andrew Lang

    #Country #Book #Beer

  • If you can drink beer while doing it, it's not a sport
    -- Andrew McMahon

    #Sports #Beer #Enlightening

  • The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days
    -- Angelo Dundee

    #Drinking #Beer #Boxing

  • I know I looked skinnier in The House Bunny, but thanks to my diet of beer and doughnuts, I'm back to my fightin' weight!'
    -- Anna Faris

    #Beer #House #Weight

  • You know, nobody eats in England. Three or four pints of English beer a night fills you. I can't say I'm very impressed with the food in America. it's all sort of bland. Like turkey sandwiches.
    -- Anne Dudley

    #Beer #Night #Turkeys

  • God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
    -- Anne Sexton

    #Beer #Voice #Squash

  • You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.
    -- Anthony Kiedis

    #Beer #Marijuana #Sober

  • Black music has become a commercial commodity. Live performances are not so accessible as they were previously. It use to be possible to go to the bar on the corner and hear music. It was available for a fifteen cent beer.
    -- Archie Shepp

    #Beer #Black #Bars

  • High thoughts must have high language.
    -- Aristophanes

    #Book #Communication #Beer

  • The saxophone is the embodied spirit of beer.
    -- Arnold Bennett

    #Beer #Saxophone #Spirit

  • The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.
    -- Art Donovan

    #Drinking #Beer #Blow

  • We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.
    -- Art Donovan

    #Beer #Cases #Steroid

  • Out in the Pool certain other boats caught the eye... each carried a bright fire amidships, in a brazier, beside a man, two small barrels of beer, and a very large handbell. The men were purlmen, Grandfather Nat told me, selling hot beer in the cold mornings - to the men on the colliers, or on any other craft thereabout.
    -- Arthur Morrison

    #Morning #Eye #Beer

  • Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.
    -- Ashley Purdy

    #War #Heart #Beer

  • They were actually pills to make slimming easier for you. We used to take them with a couple of beers. They made you just a little speedy. But you can't compare it to speed from today or cocaine or anything. It's just baby food compared to that.
    -- Astrid Kirchherr

    #Baby #Couple #Beer

  • I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.
    -- Axl Rose

    #Girl #Beer #Would Be

  • I can't afford no liquor, all I can buy is beer and wine.
    -- B. B. King

    #Wine #Beer #Politics

  • I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.
    -- Babe Ruth

    #Wine #Beer #Thinking

  • When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish are very emotionally moved. My mother is Irish and she cries during beer commercials.
    -- Barry McCaffrey

    #Mother #Beer #Hands

  • No beer before 5 p.m., wait... did I just say that?
    -- Bas Rutten

    #Beer #Waiting

  • Well, as he brews, so shall he drink.
    -- Ben Jonson

    #Beer #Drink #Wells

  • They can have my beer when they pry it out of my cold, dead hand.
    -- Ben Schwalb

    #Beer #Hands #Cold

  • I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night
    -- Benjamin Franklin

    #Morning #Beer #Night

  • Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy
    -- Benjamin Franklin

    #Beer #Want #Proof

  • Beer is proof that God loves us.
    -- Benjamin Franklin

    #Beer #God Love #Proof

  • Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment
    -- Benjamin Rush

    #Beer #Liquor #Nourishment

  • Edward Abbey said you must brew your own beer; kick in you Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you bloody well feel like it. I already had a good start. As a teenager in rural Maine, after we came to America, I had learned hunting, fishing, and trapping in the wilderness. My Maine mentors had long ago taught me to make home brew. I owned a rifle, and I'd already built a log cabin. The rest should be easy. I thought I'd give it a shot.
    -- Bernd Heinrich

    #Teenager #Home #Beer

  • When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.
    -- Bernie Mac

    #Beer #Golf #Ice

  • You can find examples of how little we value ourselves everywhere you look. The signs on the front of the convenience stores where Stephen lives in Florida tell the story. Beer, ice, bread and milk are the big come-ons. The order of the words varies, but beer and ice are always two of the top four staples for sale. If we were all taking care of ourselves, wouldn't the convenience stores compete for our dollars with signs that read "Fruit, Vegetables, Bread, Milk"?
    -- Bernie Siegel

    #Health #Beer #Florida

  • The people are immensely likable— cheerful, extrovert, quick-witted, and unfailingly obliging. Their cities are safe and clean and nearly always built on water. They have a society that is prosperous, well ordered, and instinctively egalitarian. The food is excellent. The beer is cold. The sun nearly always shines. There is coffee on every corner. Life doesn't get much better than this.
    -- Bill Bryson

    #Coffee #Beer #Cities

  • So, if people didn’t settle down to take up farming, why then did they embark on this entirely new way of living? We have no idea – or actually, we have lots of ideas, but we don’t know if any of them are right. According to Felipe Fernández-Armesto, at least thirty-eight theories have been put forward to explain why people took to living in communities: that they were driven to it by climatic change, or by a wish to stay near their dead, or by a powerful desire to brew and drink beer, which could only be indulged by staying in one place.
    -- Bill Bryson

    #Powerful #Beer #Eight

  • The food is excellent. The beer is cold. The sun nearly always shines. There is coffee on every corner. Life doesn’t get much better than this.
    -- Bill Bryson

    #Coffee #Beer #Shining

  • I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world.
    -- Bill Lee

    #Baseball #Beer #Buttons

  • To give one can of beer to a thousand people is not nearly as much fun as to give 1,000 cans of beer to one guy. You give a thousand people a can of beer and each of them will drink it, smack his lips and go back to watching the game. You give 1,000 cans to one guy, and there is always the outside possibility that 50,000 people will talk about it.
    -- Bill Veeck

    #Fun #Beer #Games

  • I'm celebrating my love for you with a pint of beer and a new tattoo
    -- Billy Bragg

    #Tattoo #Beer #My Love For You

  • Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
    -- Billy Carter

    #Real #Beer #Boys

  • Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, youd decide you wouldnt want it.
    -- Billy Carter

    #Beer #Marijuana #Want

  • Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
    -- Billy Carter

    #Drinking #Beer #Taste

  • Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer and puts 'em in a litter bag. A redneck's one that rides around in a truck and drinks beer and throws 'em out the window.
    -- Billy Carter

    #Beer #Redneck #Boys

  • God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
    -- Billy Currington

    #Crazy #Beer #People

  • The piano sounds like a carnival and the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, man, what are you doing here?
    -- Billy Joel

    #Beer #Men #Rock And Roll

  • Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell.
    -- Billy Sunday

    #Christian #Beer #Whiskey

  • There's no reason why a player is done at 33, 34. They train better, they eat better, they drink better. This isn't the old days when everybody sat around and drank beer.
    -- Bobby Clarke

    #Beer #Hockey #Player

  • We have to get families back in the game, get back where Saturday night, everything stops. A case of beer comes out and a bottle of rye and anyone who comes to the house, they better want to watch hockey.
    -- Bobby Hull

    #Beer #Hockey #Night

  • What's a punk band? Hey, who's got a beer?
    -- Bon Scott

    #Beer #Band #Hey

  • I did Noise Music because I genuinely liked noise... But a lot of people didn't. At my concerts, people smashed beer glasses in my face.
    -- Boyd Rice

    #Beer #Glasses #People

  • I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I'm pounding spring water.
    -- Brad Delson

    #Spring #Beer #Water

  • I would say, stay the hell away from the party scene. Anything you put in front of your goal, and especially something like that, whether it's too much gambling, too much food, too much cold beers on the weekend - anything that you put in front of the prize is going to end up getting in the way and hurting you in the end.
    -- Brad Renfro

    #Hurt #Party #Beer

  • I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
    -- Brendan Behan

    #Summer #Winter #Beer

  • To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.
    -- Brendan Behan

    #Beer #Drunk #Achievement

  • I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.
    -- Brian Clough

    #Drinking #Beer #Done

  • I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings. I should like the family of heaven to be drinking it through time eternal.
    -- Brigit of Kildare

    #Kings #Drinking #Beer

  • You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer, good cigars, and ancient whiskey - the sacred incense of the drinking man.
    -- Bruce Aidells

    #Drinking #Beer #Nursing

  • I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.
    -- Bruce Lansky

    #Beer #Golf #Play

  • You don't consume craft beers in great quantities just to get loaded; you consume craft beers because you like the taste of the beer. People are asking for beer based on what they're eating, which is quite a change from the way it was.
    -- Bruce McDonald

    #Beer #People #Asking

  • I simply went down there to catch up with an old mate of mine, who owns the place. He's the one who wrote the book on the place, but no, no movie, just a beer.
    -- Bryan Brown

    #Book #Beer #Mates

  • My young friend, I wish that science would intoxicate you as much as our good Göttingen beer! Upon seeing a student staggering down a street.
    -- Carl Friedrich Gauss

    #Beer #Science #Wish

  • After a snowstorm is the best time to be in the woods, because all the empty beer and soda cans and candy wrappers disappear, and you don't have to try as hard to be in another time. Plus there's just something beautiful about walking on snow that nobody else has walked on.
    -- Carol Rifka Brunt

    #Beautiful #Beer #Snow

  • Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.
    -- Carrie Nation

    #Beer #Men #Devil

  • Next to music beer was best.
    -- Carson McCullers

    #Music #Beer #Next

  • My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer.
    -- Casey Kasem

    #Beer #Firsts

  • I do condition my hair with honey and beer. I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but it's very good for the hair.
    -- Catherine Zeta-Jones

    #Beer #Hair #Smell

  • I put my own d*ck in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer.
    -- Chad Kroeger

    #Beer #Mouths #Cases

  • Be always drunken. Nothing else matters: that is the only question. If you would not feel the horrible burden of time weighing on your shoulders and crushing you to the earth, be drunken continually.
    -- Charles Baudelaire

    #Crush #Beer #Earth

  • I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.
    -- Charles Bronson

    #Beer #Hands #Guy

  • That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
    -- Charles Bukowski

    #Drinking #Beer #Order

  • Everything was a trap: women, drugs, whiskey, wine, scotch, beer - even beer - cigars, and cigarettes. Traps: Work or no work. Traps: Artistry or no artistry; everything sucked you into some spiderweb. I disdained the use of the needle for the same reason that I disdained some so-called beautiful women - the price was far beyond the measure of the worth. I didn't want to hustle that hard.
    -- Charles Bukowski

    #Beautiful #Wine #Beer

  • stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.
    -- Charles Bukowski

    #Drinking #Beer #Blood

  • 2 p.m. beer nothing matters but flopping on a mattress with cheap dreams and a beer as the leaves die and the horses die and the landladies stare in the halls; brisk the music of pulled shades, a last man's cave in an eternity of swarm and explosion; nothing but the dripping sink, the empty bottle, euphoria, youth fenced in, stabbed and shaven, taught words propped up to die.
    -- Charles Bukowski

    #Dream #Horse #Beer

  • No one who can read, ever looks at a book, even unopened on a shelf, like one who cannot.
    -- Charles Dickens

    #Book #Beer #Words Of Wisdom

  • Were I Diogenes, I would not move out of a kilderkin into a hogshead, though the first had had nothing but small beer in it, and the second reeked claret.
    -- Charles Lamb

    #Moving #Home #Beer

  • St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.
    -- Charles Madigan

    #Beer #Opportunity #Acting

  • Pure water is the best gifts a man can bring. But who am I that I should have the best of anything? Let princes revel at the pump, let peers with ponds make free, ...beer is good enough for me.
    -- Charles Neaves, Lord Neaves

    #Drinking #Beer #Men