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“The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Love #Life #Important
“I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Drinking #Two #Thirsty
“Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Funny #Editors #Criticism
“I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Summer #Winter #Beer
“I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Life #Absence #Court
“I am a drinker with writing problems.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Drinking #Writing #Problem
“One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Addiction #Drink #Enough
“New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Spiritual #New York #Humorous
“Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Umpires #Judging #Said
“They took away our land, our language, and our religion; but they could never harness our tongues...”
-- Brendan Behan

#Land #Tongue #Language
“I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Drinking #Dry #Canada
“It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Respect #Cynical #Wonderful
“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Funny #Marriage #Sexy
“I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.”
-- Brendan Behan

#War #Situation #Policemen
“There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Publicity
“There's no one, no one, loves you like yourself.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Love You #Like You #One Love
“God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Family #Mother #Men
“I'm a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Dark #Catholic #Communist
“I'm a drinker with a writing problem.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Writing #Problem #Drinkers
“I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Thinking #Funny Marriage #Funeral
“An author's first duty is to let down his country.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Country #Firsts #Let Down
“There's no bad publicity except an obituary.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Publicity
“Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Together #Helping #Profession
“Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Suicide #Determination #Men
“The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.”
-- Brendan Behan

#War #Bombs #Terrorist
“Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman?”
-- Brendan Behan

#Clever #Thinking #Messages
“All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Publicity
“The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Cells #Lovely #Paper
“What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Men #Differences #History
“Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.”
-- Brendan Behan

#Sister #Son #Bishops

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