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Flann O'Brien quotes

Ocupation: Novelist

Life: October 5, 1911 - April 1, 1966

Birthday: October 5

Death: April 1

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What you think is the point is not the point at all but only the beginning of the sharpness.

source: - Flann O'Brien (1996). “The Third Policeman: A Novel”

Topics: Thinking, Sharpness

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Anybody who has the courage to raise his eyes and look sanely at the awful human condition ... must realize finally that tiny periods of temporary release from intolerable suffering is the most that any individual has the right to expect.

Topics: Eye, Suffering, Looks

A wise old owl once lived in a wood, the more he heard the less he said, the less he said the more he heard, let's emulate that wise old bird.

source: - Flann O'Brien (2007). “The Complete Novels”, Everyman's Library

Topics: Wise, Bird, Owl

The gross and net result of it is that people who spend most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who nearly are half people and half bicycles.

source: - Flann O'Brien (2007). “The Complete Novels”, Everyman's Library

Topics: Iron, Numbers, People, Natural Life

When things go wrong and will not come right, Though you do the best you can, When life looks black as the hour of night, A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

source: - Flann O'Brien (2011). “The Various Lives of Keats and Chapman”, p.118, Souvenir Press

Topics: Night, Men, Black

The first beginnings of wisdom...is to ask questions but never to answer any.

source: - Flann O'Brien (2007). “The Complete Novels”, Everyman's Library

Topics: Answers, Firsts, Asks

The majority of the members of the Irish parliament are professional politicians, in the sense that otherwise they would not be given jobs minding mice at crossroads.

source: - Flann O'Brien (1989). “The Hair of the Dogma: A Further Selection from 'Cruiskeen Lawn'”

Topics: Jobs, Majority, Politician, Members Of Parliament

I am completely half afraid to think.

source: - Flann O'Brien (1996). “The Third Policeman: A Novel”

Topics: Thinking, Half

Rome wasn't built in A.D.

Topics: Rome, Built

Your talk," I said, "is surely the handiwork of wisdom because not one word of it do I understand.

source: - Flann O'Brien (2007). “The Complete Novels”, Everyman's Library

Topics: Said, Handiwork, One Word

When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

source: - Flann O'Brien (2011). “The Various Lives of Keats and Chapman”, p.118, Souvenir Press

Topics: Horse, Drinking, Men, Irish Beer, Irish Drinking

Descartes spent far too much time in bed subject to the persistent hallucination that he was thinking. You are not free from a similar disorder.

Topics: Thinking, Bed, Too Much

Past humanity is not only implicit in each new man born but is contained in him. Humanity is an ever-widening spiral and life is the beam that plays briefly on each succeeding ring. All humanity from its beginning to its end is already present but the beam has not yet played beyond you.

source: - Flann O'Brien (2007). “The Complete Novels”, Everyman's Library

Topics: Past, Men, Play

Waiting for the German verb is surely the ultimate thrill.

source: - Flann O'Brien (1989). “The Hair of the Dogma: A Further Selection from 'Cruiskeen Lawn'”

Topics: Writing, Editing, Waiting

It is clear enough that you are making some distinction in what you said, that there is some nicety of terminology in your words. I can't quite follow you.

source: - Flann O'Brien (2007). “The Complete Novels”, Everyman's Library

Topics: Enough, Said, Distinction, Some Nice, Terminology

When a man sleeps, he is steeped and lost in a limp toneless happiness: awake he is restless, tortured by his body and the illusion of existence. Why have men spent the centuries seeking to overcome the awakened body? Put it to sleep, that is a better way. Let it serve only to turn the sleeping soul over, to change the blood-stream and thus make possible a deeper and more refined sleep.

Topics: Sleep, Men, Blood

Another day gone and no jokes.

Topics: Funny, Humor, Gone

The continual cracking of your feet on the road makes a certain quantity of road come up into you. When a man dies they say he returns to clay but too much walking fills you up with clay far sooner (or buries bits of you along the road) and brings your death half-way to meet you. It is not easy to know what is the best way to move yourself from one place to another.

source: - Flann O'Brien (2007). “The Complete Novels”, Everyman's Library

Topics: Moving, Men, Feet, Half Way

I saw that my witticism was unperceived and quietly replaced it in the treasury of my mind.

source: - Flann O'Brien (2007). “The Complete Novels”, Everyman's Library

Topics: Mind, Saws, Treasury

Strange enlightenments are vouchsafed to those who seek the higher places.

source: - "The Complete Novels".

Topics: Enlightenment, Strange, Higher

I mean to say, whether a yarn is tall or small I like to hear it well told. I like to meet a man that can take in hand to tell a story and not make a balls of it while he's at it. I like to know where I am, do you know. Everything has a beginning and an end.

Topics: Mean, Men, Hands

Moderation, we find, is an extremely difficult thing to get in this country.

Topics: Country, Moderation, Difficult

Do you know what I am going to tell you, he said with his wry mouth, a pint of plain is your only man. Notwithstanding this eulogy, I soon found that the mass of plain porter bears an unsatisfactory relation to its toxic content and I subsequently became addicted to brown stout in bottle, a drink which still remains the one that I prefer the most despite the painful and blinding fits of vomiting which a plurality of bottles has often induced in me.

Topics: Men, Eulogy, Toxic, Withstanding, Stout

Questions are like the knocks of beggarmen, and should not be minded.

Topics: Should

My father...was a man who understood all dogs thoroughly and treated them like human beings.

Topics: Dog, Father, Men

Why should anyone steal a watch when he could steal a bicycle?

Topics: Inspirational, Cycling, Watches, Biking, Cyclists

Hell goes round and round. In shape it is circular, and by nature it is interminable, repetitive, and nearly unbearable.

Topics: Shapes, Unbearable, Hell

After a time," said old Mathers disregarding me, "I mercifully perceived the errors of my ways and the unhappy destination I would reach unless I mended them. I retired from the world in order to try to comprehend it and to find out why it becomes more unsavoury as the years accumulate on a man's body. What do you think I discovered at the end of my meditations?" I felt pleased again. He was now questioning me. "What?" "That No is a better word than Yes," he replied.

Topics: Men, Thinking, Errors

Why be a dumb dud? Do your friends shun you? Do people cross the street when they see you approaching? Do they run up the steps of strange houses, pretend they live there and force their way into the hall while you are passing by? If this is the sort of person you are, you must avail yourself today of this new service. Otherwise, you might as well be dead.

Topics: Running, Passing By, People

Having placed in my mouth sufficient bread for three minutes' chewing, I withdrew my powers of sensual perception and retired into the privacy of my mind, my eyes and face assuming a vacant and preoccupied expression. I reflected on the subject of my spare-time literary activities. One Beginning and one ending for a book was a thing I did not agree with. A good book may have three openings entirely dissimilar and inter-related only in the prescience of the author, or for that matter one hundred times as many endings.

Topics: Book, Eye, Expression

still loved but deprived of grace

Topics: Grace, Stills, Deprived

The dusk was performing its customary intransitive operation of "gathering".

Topics: Luck, Gathering, Operations, Dusk

I suppose we all have our recollections of our earlier holidays, all bristling with horror.

source: - Flann O'Brien (1985). “Myles away from Dublin: being a selection from the column written for The Nationalist and Leinster times, Carlow, under the name of George Knowall”, Grafton

Topics: Humorous, Holiday, Horror

He went home one evening and drank three cups of tea with three lumps of sugar in each cup, cut his jugular with a razor three times and scrawled on a photograph of his wife with his dying hand goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

source: - "Myles before Myles: a selection of the earlier writings of Brian O'Nolan".

Topics: Goodbye, Suicidal, Home, Three Cups Of Tea

Could Henry Ford produce the Book of Kells? Certainly not. He would quarrel initially with the advisability of such a project and then prove it was impossible.

Topics: Book, Impossible, Produce

The only result my father got for his money was the certainty that his son had laid faultlessly the foundation of a system of heavy drinking and could be always relied upon to make a break of at least twenty-five even with a bad cue.

Topics: Father, Drinking, Son, Heavy Drinking

A woman doesn't care if she hasn't a stomach, provided she looks as if she hasn't.

Topics: Looks, Care, Stomach

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