Quotes and Sayings About Funny Marriage
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The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.
-- A. P. Herbert -
The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, 'Pop, 35 years - what do you hope for?' He's like, 'I hope you die first.'
-- Adam Ferrara -
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.
-- Adam Ferrara -
It is best for ordinary men to have only one wife !
-- Akbar -
The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.
-- Alfred Hitchcock -
One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride.
-- Bernard Malamud -
An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.
-- Bette Davis -
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
-- Bob Hope