Rodney Carrington quotes

“I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.”
-- Rodney Carrington

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“Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.”
-- Rodney Carrington

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“You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.”
-- Rodney Carrington

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“I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.”
-- Rodney Carrington

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“I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.”
-- Rodney Carrington

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“If I do the same act that I did in 1995, in essence you're saying (in a robotic voice), 'My mind has never changed'”
-- Rodney Carrington

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“God help us if we ever take the theater out of the auction business or anything else. It would be an awfully boring world.”

“Loosing you would be the only thing that could destroy me”

“The rule of the game was never assume that anybody, however honorable, would be able to stand up under torture. If Mr. X, who knew where I was, was caught for some reason, I should move.”

Source : "To Save a Life: Stories of Holocaust Rescue" edited by Ellen Land-Weber, Part I, Holland, Ch. 1, (p. 48), 2000.

“Faith does not increase, nor does it decrease; because a diminution in it would be unbelief.”

“There's a common misconception with sketch comedy that you just go up there and wing it, but it's written, and there really is order.”

Source : "Mindy’s Pally". Interview with Devon Ivie, www.interviewmagazine.com. September 16, 2014.

“The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.”

“I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

“The hardest thing in photography is to create a simple image.”

“The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay.”

Source : "Fictional character: Rollerblader". "Human Giant/ Ta Da", (Episode 8), 2007.

“Listening is harder than just acting. Listening is the hardest part.”

Source : "Chris Tucker and Brett Ratner". Interview with Nathan Rabin, www.avclub.com. August 07, 2007.