William Cosmo Monkhouse quotes
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“There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'”
-- William Cosmo MonkhouseSource : "There Once Was an Old Man of Lyme" l. 1 (date unknown)
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Source : "Fictional character: MCA". "Beastie Boys: Video Anthology", www.imdb.com.
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“May your wife and children get raped, right in the ass. (to the jurors who convicted her)”
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“And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate.”
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