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“Guys. If your pants are below your ***** you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.”
-- Kristen Schaal

#Guy #Pants #Ass
“Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.”
-- Kristen Schaal

#Sarcastic #Sarcasm #Print
“No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.”
-- Kristen Schaal

#Real #Different #Kind
“Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.”
-- Kristen Schaal

#People #Comedy #Messed Up
“I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.”
-- Kristen Schaal

#Sweet #Really Sweet #Knowledgeable
“I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.”
-- Kristen Schaal

#Hilarious #Growing Up #Thinking
“Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.”
-- Kristen Schaal

#Mean #Funny Marriage #Married
“Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.”
-- Kristen Schaal

#Baby #Trying #Graffiti
“As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.”
-- Kristen Schaal

#Funny #Sex #Comedy

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