Kristen Schaal Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“Guys. If your pants are below your ***** you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.”
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“Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.”
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“No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.”
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“Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.”
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“I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.”
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“I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.”
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“Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.”
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“Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.”
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“As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.”
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