Quotes and Sayings About Sarcastic
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Nature, not content with denying him the ability to think, has endowed him with the ability to write.
-- A. E. Housman -
In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning.
-- A. E. Housman -
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
-- A. Whitney Brown -
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
-- Abba Eban -
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln -
The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read.
-- Abraham Lincoln -
She could carry off anything; and some people said that she did.
-- Ada Leverson -
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp -
Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.
-- Alan Bennett -
So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
-- Alan Bennett -
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
-- Alanis Morissette -
She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers.
-- Alexander Woollcott -
The true God, the mighty God, is the God of ideas.
-- Alfred de Vigny -
I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.
-- Alfred Hitchcock -
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock -
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.
-- Allan Sloan -
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
-- Ambrose Bierce -
diplomacy, n.: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
-- Ambrose Bierce -
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
-- Ambrose Bierce -
Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
-- Ambrose Bierce -
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
-- Ambrose Bierce -
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.
-- Ambrose Bierce -
Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
-- Ambrose Bierce -
DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.
-- Ambrose Bierce -
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
-- Ambrose Bierce -
EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.
-- Ambrose Bierce -
EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.
-- Ambrose Bierce -
CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.
-- Ambrose Bierce
