Mustache quotes

  • Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.
    -- Alan Bennett

    #Sarcastic #Giving #Mustache

  • I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done something.
    -- Bill Murray

    #Home #Mustache #Done

  • I can't say that I haven't done some bad acting in my time. I have. Usually that involves what we actors call 'indicating,' when you twirl your mustache.
    -- Billy Campbell

    #Mustache #Acting #Actors

  • A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it out; when you've grown it out, you want to cut it.
    -- Billy Childish

    #Cutting #Men #Mustache

  • When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.
    -- Bob Dylan

    #Mustache #Jelly #Knees

  • There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.
    -- Caitlin Moran

    #Mustache #Looks #Statistics

  • Don Basilio was a forbidding-looking man with a bushy mustache who did not suffer fools and who subscribed to the theory that the liberal use of adverbs and adjectives was the mark of a pervert or someone with a vitamin deficiency.
    -- Carlos Ruiz Zafon

    #Men #Mustache #Suffering

  • I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.
    -- Carrie Brownstein

    #Mustache #About Yourself

  • As he drank, little brown drops of coffee clung to his mustache like dew. Men will live like billy goats if they are let alone.
    -- Charles Portis

    #Coffee #Men #Mustache

  • A man without a mustache is a man without a soul.
    -- Confucius

    #Men #Soul #Mustache

  • I'm an actor, in particular, that likes to have a mask or something that can help me distance myself from the character. Like the moustache or an accent.
    -- Corey Stoll

    #Distance #Character #Mustache

  • I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.
    -- Curly Howard

    #Beautiful #Hair #Mustache

  • I had a mustache when I was 13.
    -- David Schwimmer

    #Mustache

  • The Yankees have strict rules. You can have a mustache but no other facial hair.
    -- Derek Jeter

    #Yankees #Hair #Mustache

  • My wit is sharper then the finest mustache, and when I walk among men I make truths ring like spurs.
    -- Edmond Rostand

    #Men #Mustache #Spurs

  • My wit is more polished than your mustache. The truth which I speak strikes more sparks from men's hearts than your spurs do from the cobblestones.
    -- Edmond Rostand

    #Heart #Men #Mustache

  • Professor Braithwope, shimmering out of his room fully clothed and dapper. His mustache was a fluffy caterpillar of curiosity, perched and ready to inquire, dragging the vampire along behind it on the investigation.
    -- Gail Carriger

    #Mustache #Curiosity #Vampire

  • He...boasted an unassuming mustache, which was perched atop his upper lip cautiously, as though it were slightly embarrassed to be there and would like to slide away and become a sideburn or something more fashionable.
    -- Gail Carriger

    #Mustache #Slides #Lips

  • Alexia had spent long hours wondering over that mustache. Werewolves did not grow hair, as they did not age. Where had it come from? Had he always had it? For how many centuries had his poor abused upper lip labored under the burden of such vegetation?
    -- Gail Carriger

    #Hair #Long #Mustache

  • Have a care how you speak to me, Imp. Doubtless he meant to sound threatening, but that absurd wisp of a mustache ruined the effect.
    -- George R. R. Martin

    #Mustache #Sound #Care

  • In 'Pacific Rim' I had to have a haircut I wouldn't usually rock. However, the moustache I had in the film - that might have to come out again. It was a good moustache. Good times.
    -- Idris Elba

    #Rocks #Mustache #Might

  • I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's like, 'Wow, love the 'stache, dude.
    -- Jack Huston

    #Men #Thinking #Mustache

  • It takes a particularly rarified variety of idiot to look at a Jew-hating fascist with a small mustache - and decide that his opponent is the Nazi.
    -- James Lileks

    #Hate #Mustache #Looks

  • A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.
    -- Jason Sudeikis

    #Dad #Growing Up #Mustache

  • I'm happiest on set because I'm not myself. I'm someone else. The moustache, the dinner jacket. It's not me. You're always this sort of double, and it's liberating. Imagine being stuck with yourself... all those doubts.
    -- Jean Dujardin

    #Mustache #Doubt #Dinner

  • I watched a lot of Douglas Fairbanks movies. He always played the same role with a mustache. Zorro had a mustache. The Musketeer had a mustache. Tarzan had a mustache.
    -- Jean Dujardin

    #Mustache #Zorro #Roles

  • I watched Gene Kelly for his smile, for his energy. Vittorio Gassman for his movement. Clark Gable for his mustache. And I watched Lassie who was happy as a dog.
    -- Jean Dujardin

    #Smile #Dog #Mustache

  • If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.
    -- Jeff Foxworthy

    #People #Fake #Mustache

  • My 'Movember' moustache was never going to be as big as Nigel Mansell's, but I tried my best. The amazing thing is that when you try to grow a moustache, you notice everyone else's. There are some amazing moustaches on the grid.
    -- Jenson Button

    #Mustache #Trying #Moustache

  • Sometimes a milk mustache is just a milk mustache.
    -- Jesse Peyronel

    #Powerful #Mustache #Milk

  • The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner's. They're funny like that.
    -- Jim Butcher

    #Home #Guy #Mustache

  • I may not be Hispanic, but I'm close. I'm Catholic with a mustache[]
    -- John G. Schmitz

    #Catholic #Mustache #May

  • The delirium and horror of the East. The dusty catastrophe of Asia. Green only on the banner of the Prophet. Nothing grows here except mustaches.
    -- Joseph Brodsky

    #Mustache #East #Green

  • I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped!
    -- Justin Bieber

    #Mustache #Shaving #Months

  • I would quite like to play a big concert as Freddie Mercury. I cant sing that great and I havent yet found a use for the over large size of my teeth. I quite fancy a mustache like that and he was such a great showman.
    -- Kate Beckinsale

    #Play #Mustache #Teeth

  • Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.
    -- Lee Tergesen

    #Guy #Mustache #Foolish

  • I remember when I interviewed at MSNBC, one of the first things they said to me was, 'In your tapes, you had a mustache, right?' I said, 'Yeah, I recently took it off.' I said, 'If you hire me, you get to decide if you want it or not.' They said, 'No, no, we're fine with it now.'
    -- Lester Holt

    #Mustache #Firsts #Tape

  • Not to get too deep on shaving my mustache, but it was kind of symbolic of, 'This is a moment of liberation, a chance to reinvent yourself.' That's kind of what I did.
    -- Lester Holt

    #Mustache #Shaving #Chance

  • Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler.
    -- Lewis Black

    #Mother #Mustache #Teresa

  • Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches.
    -- Liam Payne

    #Baby #Mustache #Imagine

  • We could speak about the meaning of life vis-a-vis non-consequential/deontological theories, apodictic transformation schemata, the incoherence of exemplification, metaphysical realism, Cartesian interactive dualism, revised non reductive dualism, postmodernist grammatology and dicey dichotomies. But we would still be left with Nietzsche's preposterous mustache which instills great anguish and skepticism in the brain, which leads (as it did in his case) to utter madness. I suggest we go to Paris instead.
    -- Maira Kalman

    #Paris #Mustache #Brain

  • You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.
    -- Marty Feldman

    #Mustache #Compliment #Sincere

  • A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan.
    -- Mel Brooks

    #Mustache #Needs #Cinema

  • I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.
    -- Neil Tennant

    #Mustache #Want #Shirts

  • If you have a friend with a blond mustache, he wants to touch you.
    -- Pete Holmes

    #Mustache #Want

  • No wife, no horse, no mustache
    -- Robert Anton Wilson

    #Horse #Wife #Mustache

  • I was born with my moustache and, no, I've never been tempted to shave it off. I don't spend a lot of time worrying about my face and, like Gilbert and Sullivan's Katisha, my best feature is my left shoulder-blade.
    -- Robert Winston

    #Worry #Mustache #Faces

  • It became the middle finger I couldn’t raise in PR photographs. The mustache became my silent last word in the verbal battles I was losing with higher headquarters on rules, targets, and fighting the war.
    -- Robin Olds

    #War #Fighting #Mustache

  • Drew a mustache on your picture, threw your ring away.
    -- Sam the Sham

    #Revenge #Mustache #Retribution

  • My mustache gets so many questions he has his own agen now.
    -- Tom Selleck

    #Mustache

  • They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.
    -- Yasmine Bleeth

    #Mustache #Milk

  • No. 1 music event in 1998? 'Weird Al gets LASIK to cure his myopia. At the same time, he grows out his hair and shaves his mustache, drastically changing his look.'
    -- Janet Varney

    #Hair #Mustache #Als

  • The style of mustache I have is called a Hungarian, and you need a certain type of viscosity in the wax to make it work.
    -- Justin Hawkins

    #Mustache #Style #Needs

  • What made me decide to run was the dire state of the economy and the non-leadership of President Obama. At that point in time, my campaign put a mustache on Obama as part of the national campaign drive.
    -- Kesha Rogers

    #Running #Mustache #President

  • Requests for mustache rides were the big common theme, around the time of the release of the season. People were saying how much they hated him, obviously, and how they would kill him or choke him. There were just all kinds of things. You name it, I got it.
    -- Pablo Schreiber

    #Names #People #Mustache

  • I was curious. Here was a character where I just didn't know how they were going to write him into 13 episodes without it being one note. My fear was that I didn't want to join something where I was just going to be this prop and this mustache twirling character.
    -- Shawn Hatosy

    #Writing #Character #Mustache

  • On the other hand, I'm drawn to top hats, and spats, and mustaches. I haven't read a Missed Connection yet with someone wearing a monocle, but rest assured I'll snap it up if I do.
    -- Sophie Blackall

    #Hands #Mustache #Connections

  • For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.
    -- Hari Kondabolu

    #Years #People #Mustache

  • My brother had a mustache, and when my brother had a mustache, it was cool. When I had a mustache, everyone just assumed I'm an immigrant and I don't speak English, which is fascinating. It was a fascinating thing to discover how I looked versus my brother with a mustache.
    -- Hari Kondabolu

    #Brother #Speak English #Mustache

  • A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.
    -- John Oates

    #Men #Mustache #Reason

  • I couldn't wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school.
    -- John Oates

    #School #Waiting #Mustache

  • My mustache has become this weird iconic representation of a certain era.
    -- John Oates

    #Mustache #Eras #Certain