Marty Feldman Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.”
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“You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.”
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“I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.”
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“I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.”
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“Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.”
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“Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.”
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“Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.”
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“Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.”
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“He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.”
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“I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.”
-- Marty Feldman
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