Old Farts Quotes:

Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.

- Mena Suvari

topic: Drink, Fart, Old Farts

There's nothing worse than a bunch of jaded old farts, and that's a fact.

- Robert Plant

topic: Facts, Fart, Bunch, Old Farts, Jaded

It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer's you are an old fart. That's how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.

- Terry Pratchett

topic: Cancer, Alzheimer's, Differences, Old Farts, Dementia

You never want to look like an old fart doing young rap music.

- DJ Quik

source: Interview with David Drake, pitchfork.com. October 15, 2014.

topic: Rap, Looks, Want, Old Farts

I love baseball. I'll probably end up one of those old farts who go to spring training in Florida every year and drive from game to game all day.

- Steve Earle

topic: Baseball, Spring, Years, Spring Training, Old Farts

...And nostalgia is a cancer. Nostalgia will fill your heart up with tumors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what you are. You're just an old fart dying of terminal nostalgia.

- Sherman Alexie

source: Sherman Alexie (2012). “Blasphemy: New and Selected Stories”, p.116, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

topic: Cancer, Heart, Dying, Old Farts, Terminal

Just let them sit in the goddam sun. But the world won't let them because there's nothing more dangerous than letting old farts sit in the sun. They might be thinking. Same thing with kids. Keep 'em busy or they might start thinking.

- Frank McCourt

topic: Kids, Thinking, Ems, Old Farts

Besides, when you say you're a feminist it annoys the bigots and the old farts and the prissy ladies so much, it's kind of irresistible.

- Ursula K. Le Guin

source: Interview with Guy Haley, guyhaley.wordpress.com. September 17, 2014.

topic: Feminist, Kind, Annoying, Old Farts

Right now, the old guys, the old farts, if you will, are still running the show, and the women haven't gotten their place yet at all.

- Chris Matthews

source: Source: www.msnbc.com

topic: Running, Guy, Fart, Old Farts, Old Guys

I wrote the book based on a blog that I keep. I also tweet. I don't think that for an incredibly old fart I'm totally behind the power curve. I really believe that the essentials of human relationships remain the same.

- Tom Peters

source: Source: iveybusinessjournal.com

topic: Book, Believe, Thinking, Old Farts

Rock n roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me.

- Al Jourgensen

topic: Rocks, Rock N Roll, Idiot, Old Farts

If the game is run properly as a professional game, you do not need 57 old farts running rugby.

- Will Carling

topic: Running, Games, Needs, Old Farts

I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.

- Jason Bateman

topic: Garden, Play, Tree, Japanese Gardens, Half Way

The rest of the guys in Sabbath became boring old farts, and there I was, this crazy guy, still into wrecking hotel rooms and having parties.

- Ozzy Osbourne

source: Ozzy Osbourne (2002). “Ozzy Talking: Ozzy Osbourne in His Own Words”, Omnibus Press& Schirmer Trade Books

topic: Crazy, Party, Guy, Old Farts