Ralph Klein famous quotes

A fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes.
-- Ralph Klein

#Funny #Cities #Mosquitoes

This is about unenforceable registration of weapons that violates the rights of people to own firearms.
-- Ralph Klein

#Rights #People #Weapons

I’ve been to Vulcan where I’ve been vulcanized, Carbon where you get carbonated and Standard where you get standardized. Ernie Isley’s invited me to Castor … and I’m not looking forward to it.
-- Ralph Klein

#Looking Forward #Standards #Carbon

Albertans have always worn their passions on their sleeves,
-- Ralph Klein

#Passion #Worn #Sleeves

[On what bugged him] A fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes.
-- Ralph Klein

#Funny #Cities #Mosquitoes

I know that at one time, the Arctic was the tropics. And I guess I wonder what caused that? Was it dinosaur farts? I don’t know.
-- Ralph Klein

#Dinosaurs #Fart #Knows

I've been to Vulcan where I've been vulcanized, Carbon where you get carbonated and Standard where you get standardized. Ernie Isley's invited me to Castor … and I'm not looking forward to it.
-- Ralph Klein

#Looking Forward #Carbon #Standards

In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning.

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

It doesn't have to be the Grand Canyon, it could be a city street, it could be the face of another human being - Everything is full of wonder.

Chris [Nolan] comes at this with such a different take on Batman, so I didn't feel that I had to be true to any other actor playing this role. Of course, I read the comic books. His relationships with Lt. Gordon and with Batman, with Gotham City, those really helped me the most.

We scarified a mosquito. I bet that's what did it. It was probably a virgin too.

To me, there is nothing more soothing than the song of a mosquito that cant get through the mesh to bite you.

If Ali says a mosquito can pull a plow, don't ask how. Hitch him up.