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Art Buchwald Quotes and Sayings
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“There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.”
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“We seem to be going through a period of nostalgia, and everyone seems to think yesterday was better than today. I don't think it was, and I would advise you not to wait ten years before admitting today was great. If you're hung up on nostalgia, pretend today is yesterday and just go out and have one hell of a time.”
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“You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.”
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“The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.”
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“If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.”
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“Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.”
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“And Man created the plastic bag and the tin and aluminum can and the cellophane wrapper and the paper plate, and this was good because Man could then take his automobile and buy all his food in one place and He could save that which was good to eat in the refrigerator and throw away that which had no further use. And soon the earth was covered with plastic bags and aluminum cans and paper plates and disposable bottles and there was nowhere to sit down or walk, and Man shook his head and cried: "Look at this Godawful mess.”
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“I have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place?”
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“I like champagne because it always tastes as though my foot's asleep.”
-- Art Buchwald