topic: Birthday, School, Exercise, Complicated Life, School Days


source: Attributed in Bennett Cerf, The Life of the Party (1956)
topic: Love, Funny, Birthday, Husband To Be, Marriage Humor

topic: Birthday, Cake, Childhood, Birthday Cake, Tempting


topic: Birthday, Sarcasm, Thinking, Passive Aggressive, Save The Planet

topic: Birthday, Children, Mean, Inspirational Age, Turning 40
topic: Inspirational, Birthday, History, Enigmatic
Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind.
topic: Birthday, Grateful, Mind, Milestone Birthday, 40th Birthday
Education forms the common mind. Just as the twig is bent, the tree's inclined.
topic: Birthday, Graduation, Education
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
topic: Change, Birthday, Things Change, Deep Space, Matter Of Time
Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.
topic: Birthday, Time, Hunting, Growing Old, 30th Birthday
Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.
topic: Birthday, People, Thanks, Funny Birthday
topic: Birthday, Memories, Years, Collective Memory, Woodstock
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
source: Twitter post from Jan 26, 2010
topic: Birthday, Depression, Time, Stress And Worry, Social Anxiety
Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.
source: "Philip French's screen legends" by Philip French, www.theguardian.com. April 19, 2008.
topic: Birthday, Wrinkles, Long, Retouching, Old Birthday
topic: Birthday, Mean, Uganda, Life Expectancy, Expectancy
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
topic: Birthday, People, Looks, Humorous Birthday, Fat People
Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life.
source: Aphra Behn (1696). “The Younger Brother: Or, the Amorous Jilt. A Comedy ... Written by the Late Ingenious Mrs. A. Behn. With Some Account of Her Life. [Edited, with Alterations and a Memoir, by Charles Gildon.]”, p.30
topic: Love, Birthday, Positive, Marriage Anniversary, Happy Anniversary
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
topic: Birthday, Men, Years, 21st Birthday, 20th Birthday
topic: Birthday, Firefighter, Way, Homeland Security
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
topic: Birthday, Congratulations, Age, Humorous Birthday, Inspirational Age
The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.
topic: Birthday, Philosophical, Years, Milestone Birthday, 20th Birthday
topic: Birthday, Years, Giving, Milestone Birthday
And the beauty of a woman, with passing years only grows!
topic: Birthday, Marriage, Uplifting, Inspirational Age, Ageing
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
topic: Birthday, Success, Disappointment, Funny Birthday
source: Quoted in Times (London), 6 Oct. 1993.
topic: Birthday, Women, Sunset, Losing Her
topic: Birthday, People, Age, Being Spoiled
topic: Birthday, Senior, School, Senior Year
At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.
topic: Birthday, Time, Growing Up, Milestone Birthday, 30th Birthday
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
topic: Birthday, Age, Middle, Middle Ages, Classmates
To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.
topic: Birthday, Years, Age, Witty Birthday, Funny Old Age Birthday
topic: Birthday, Doors, Dragons, Golden Age
topic: Birthday, Exercise, Vegetables
topic: Birthday, Attitude, School, Lovely Life
topic: Birthday, Funny Life, Mistake, Morning Coffee, Mornings And Coffee
Old is always fifteen years from now.
topic: Birthday, Years, High School, Fifteen Years Old, Fifteen Years
It's your birthday today, so what would you say, if we turned that frown upside down
topic: Birthday, Today, Upside Down
topic: Birthday, Playing Music, Band
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
topic: Birthday, Insecurity, Age, Competent, Incompetent
Your life is a gift from the Creator. Your gift back to the Creator is what you do with your life.
topic: Birthday, Life Is, Life Is A Gift, Quotations Birthday Happy Birthday, Inspirational Birthday
topic: Birthday, Daddy, Want, Uranium Mining, Mining
topic: Birthday, Party, Son, Birthday Party
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
topic: Birthday, Witty, Funny Inspirational, Old Jokes, Celebrate Birthday
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
topic: Birthday, Morning, Believe, Witty Birthday, Middle Ages
topic: Birthday, San Francisco, Giving
topic: Birthday, Real, Kids, Miniatures
topic: Birthday, Dream, Song, Digital Age, Dreaming And Doing
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
topic: Birthday, Beauty, Life Changing, Milestone Birthday, Enchanting
topic: Birthday, Beautiful, Wise, Milestone Birthday, Old Birthday
topic: Birthday, Party, Ideas, Birthday Party
topic: Birthday, Party, Parent, Birthday Party, Brittany
If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
topic: Relationship, Birthday, Children, Inspirational Parents, Mother And Daughter
topic: Birthday, Talking, Age, 30th Birthday
topic: Birthday, Beach, Golf, Golf Carts, Carts
Nearly all the best things that came to me in life have been unexpected, unplanned by me.
topic: Birthday, Optimism, Unexpected, Unexpected Things, Pleasant Surprises
topic: Birthday, Art, My Boyfriend, Political Beliefs
topic: Motivational, Birthday, Baseball, 50th Birthday
topic: Birthday, Soulmate, Brother, Friend Enemy
source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Birthday, Stars, Fun, Special Effects, Birthday Cake
source: Song: Time, Album: What If It All Means Something, 2002
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
topic: Birthday, Growing Up, Growing, Inspirational Age, Older People
My mom won't let me buy high-fashion stuff unless it's TK Maxx or a birthday occasion.
topic: Birthday, Mom, Fashion, High Fashion
source: Chris Hardwick (2011). “The Nerdist Way: How to Reach the Next Level (In Real Life)”, p.82, Penguin
topic: Birthday, Girl, Song, Playlists, Favorite Song
topic: Birthday, Women, Race, Turning 40, 40th Birthday
Live as you will wish to have lived when you are dying.
topic: Positive, Birthday, Death, Life Is Way Too Short
Because the birthday of my life Is come, my love is come to me.
topic: Birthday, Love Is, Life Is, Wise Birthday, Inspirational Birthday
topic: Birthday, Fighting, Careers, 30th Birthday, Plastic Surgery
topic: Birthday, Regret, Years, Old Birthday, 60th Birthday
topic: Birthday, Wall, Years, Timetables, Consultation
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
topic: Funny, Birthday, Beauty, Makeup And Beauty, Staying Young
topic: Birthday, Girlfriend, Thinking, Beatty
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more.
source: "Write to the Heart : Wit & Wisdom Of Women Writers". Book by Amber Coverdale Sumrall, 1992.
topic: Birthday, Appreciation, Women, Milestone Birthday, Old Birthday
topic: Birthday, Heart, Heaven, 40th Birthday, Funny 40 Year Old Birthday
source: "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Birthday, Girl, Wall, Turntables, Off The Wall
You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo
topic: Birthday, Chinese, Scholar, Wise Birthday, Funny Birthday Wishes
topic: Birthday, Brother, Age, Funny Brother, Two Brothers
topic: Birthday, Sex, Eye, Eye Color, Unique Characteristics
topic: Birthday, Simple, Men, 50th Birthday
topic: Inspirational, Birthday, Believe, Ethnic Background, Above Average
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
topic: Cute, Birthday, Teenage, Mature And Immature, Rainstorms
source: "Ask the Author Live: David Sedaris". Interview, www.newyorker.com. August 14, 2009.
topic: Birthday, Nice, Party, Birthday Party, Nice Time
topic: Birthday, Children, Nursing, Gender Gap
topic: Birthday, Christmas, Im Sorry, Merry, Merry Christmas Images
topic: Birthday, Time, Men, Quotations Birthday Happy Birthday, Middle Ages
topic: Birthday, Fun, Age, Middle Aged, Middle Ages
The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.
topic: Birthday, Flames, Class, Class Reunion
Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.
source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Inspirational, Life, Birthday, Just For Fun, Children's Books
topic: Birthday, Special, Age, Youthfulness
It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Inspirational, Motivational, Birthday, Inspirational Courage, Inspirational High School Graduation
source: Brown v. Board of Education (1954) See John M. Harlan (1833 - 1911) 1; Kerner 1
topic: Birthday, Children, Heart, Separate But Equal, Qualifications
topic: Birthday, Years, Cities, Birthday Wishes
topic: Birthday, Europe, Forever, Calculators
Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.
source: The Love of Fame Satire 2, l. 282 (1725 - 1728)
topic: Birthday, Wise, Fortune Cookie, 40th Birthday, Fools And Wise
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.
topic: Birthday, Beautiful, Art, Inspirational Age, Old Person
topic: Birthday, This Too Shall Pass, Advantage
topic: Birthday, Family, Mother, Faerie, Fairy Godmother
The heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty.
topic: Birthday, Two Sides, Heyday, Shady, 50th Birthday
topic: Birthday, Growing Up, Men
The only thing better than singing is more singing.
topic: Love, Birthday, Dream, Singing Songs, Vocal Music
source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
topic: Funny, Life, Birthday, Mother Grandmother, Mothers Day Grandma
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
topic: Birthday, Lovely, Forget The Past, Old Birthday, 21st Birthday
topic: Birthday, Loyalty, Age, Loyalty Love, Trust Love
topic: Birthday, Mom, Growing Up, Banter
We turn not older with years but newer every day.
source: Emily Dickinson, Thomas Herbert Johnson, Theodora Ward (1986). “The Letters of Emily Dickinson”, p.499, Harvard University Press
topic: Inspirational, Life, Birthday, Inspirational Age, Emily
topic: Birthday, Broken Heart, Grief
topic: Birthday, Kids, Gymnastics
Don't just count your years, make your years count.
topic: Birthday, Years, Quotations Birthday Happy Birthday, Best Birthday, Happy Birthday Inspirational
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
topic: Birthday, Mistake, Young, Humorous Birthday, Old Birthday
source: EVAN S. CONNELL, JR. (1959). “MRS. BRIDGE”
topic: Birthday, Waiting, Sound, 40th Birthday, Without A Trace
topic: Birthday, Thinking, Law, Old Person
topic: Birthday, Men, Thinking, Cuban Revolution
topic: Birthday, Teacher, Memories, First Birthday
You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.
topic: Birthday, Men, Age, Milestone Birthday, Turning 40
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
topic: Inspirational, Funny, Birthday, Funny Motivational, Giving Advice
topic: Birthday, Men, Age, 30th Birthday, Old Love
The defects of the mind, like those of the face, grow worse with age.
topic: Birthday, Mind, Age, 30th Birthday
topic: Birthday, Meaningful, Great Day, Mechanization, Modern Architecture
Youth is a circumstance you can't do anything about. The trick is to grow up without getting old.
topic: Birthday, Happiness, Confidence, Inspirational Birthday
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
topic: Birthday, Music, Voice, 21st Birthday, Quotations Birthday Happy Birthday
To give somebody your time is the biggest gift you can give.
source: Interview with Rosanna Greenstreet, www.theguardian.com. February 5, 2005.
Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.
topic: Birthday, Memories, Responsible, Fond Memories, Bad Memories
There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.
source: Franklin P. Adams (1944). “Nods and Becks”
topic: Birthday, Men, Two, Funny Birthday
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
topic: Birthday, Golf, Age, Middle Ages, Inspirational Birthday
topic: Birthday, Years, Today, 50th Birthday
topic: Birthday, Justice, Political, Age Of Enlightenment