Charlie Sheen Quotes:

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

Topics: Answers, Lasts, Next

There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.

Topics: Baseball, Heart, Television

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on,

source: - "Charlie Sheen Honors Slash, Slams Axl Rose at Hollywood Walk of Fame Ceremony" by Arati Patel, www.hollywoodreporter.com. July 11, 2012.

Topics: Stars, Sleep, Rose

I never insert myself into situations where I am completely blind or don't have a single clue about what's being discussed. I don't to be an impostor and just helping for the sake of helping. If I am going to help somebody, I want it to be valuable. And if they don't follow my advice, then they are a frigging idiot. I'm joking.

Topics: Advice, Want, Sake

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

source: - FaceBook post by Charlie Sheen from Oct 29, 2016

Topics: Love, Heart, Broken

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

source: - "Top 25 Charlie Sheen quotes from his first week of explaining how awesome Charlie Sheen is" by Tony Pierce, Los Angeles Times, March 01, 2011.

Topics: Children, Drug, Over You, Occupy Movement, Banging

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.

Topics: House, Rehab, Looks

Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.

source: - "Charlie Sheen Spills His Guts on TMZ". "TMZ Live" with Mike Walters, www.tmz.com. February 28, 2011.

Topics: Fuel, Rockets, Resentment

I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.

Topics: Chuck, Baton

I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.

Topics: Believe, Rocks, Fishing

I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.

Topics: Alive, Stills

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

source: - "Charlie Sheen Sets His Sights on Sox". Boston Dirt Dogs interview, bostondirtdogs.boston.com. March 8, 2011.

Topics: Math, Rate

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

source: - "Charlie Sheen Talks Polygamy in ABC News Interview" by Georg Szalai, www.hollywoodreporter.com. March 01, 2011.

Topics: Lonely, Views, People, Lonely At The Top, Scary People

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

Topics: Believe, Unique

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

Topics: Thinking, Gold, Tin, Warlocks, Tin Cans

I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.

Topics: Baby, Umbilical Cord, Yeah

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.

Topics: Years, Brain, Boogers, Describe Myself

You make a choice to win and you win

source: - "Charlie Sheen Sets His Sights on Sox". Boston Dirt Dogs Interview with, bostondirtdogs.boston.com. March 8, 2011.

Topics: Winning, Choices

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

Topics: Battle, Acting, Bombs

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

Topics: Humility, Ability, Willingness To Learn

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

source: - "Charlie Sheen Sets His Sights on Sox". Boston Dirt Dogs Interview, bostondirtdogs.boston.com. March 8, 2011.

Topics: Winning, Addiction, Alcoholics Anonymous, Warlocks

Can't is the cancer of happening.

Topics: Cancer

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

Topics: Failure, Fall, Kids

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

Topics: Insane, News, Realizing

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

Topics: Birthday, Guy, Age

There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV's bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn't as high as Rob Ford.

Topics: Kings, Wall, Vegas, Victoria's Secret, Versailles

People misinterpret my passion for anger.

Topics: Passion, People, My Passion

What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.

Topics: Gnarly, People, Guy, Warlocks

It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.

Topics: Love, People, Guy

If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.

Topics: Hate, Violence, Battle Cry

Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image.

Topics: Mirrors, Evil, Holes

I'm grandiose because I live a grandiose life.

Topics: Grandiose

The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive.

Topics: Drug, Lasts, Last Time

Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit

Topics: Soul, Causes, Forfeit

I blinked and I cured my brain.

source: - "Exclusive: Charlie Sheen Says He's 'Not Bipolar but 'Bi-Winning'". "Good Morning America", www.youtube.com. February 28, 2011.

Topics: Brain

Let's hook up and just bring fiery death.

Topics: Hook, Hook Up

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

Topics: Magic, Fingertips, Sorry Men, Warlocks

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

Topics: Drug, Charlie

It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

Topics: Lonely, Coffee, Book, Lonely At The Top, Scary People

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

Topics: Crush, Night, Winning, Duh

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

source: - "The Last Word" with Lawrence O'Donnell, www.today.com. February 28, 2011.

Topics: Love, Hate, Hate You, Human Emotions

You can't process me with a normal brain.

Topics: Brain, Normal, Process

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

Topics: Children, Wife, Stupidity

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Topics: Family, Dad, School

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

Topics: Moments, Fleeting Moments

I have one speed, I have one gear: go!

Topics: Gears, Speed

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.

Topics: Winning, Alcoholics Anonymous, Cult

Rock bottom; that's a fishing term.

Topics: Rocks, Fishing, Term

I dare anyone to debate me on things.

Topics: Debate, Dare

Let's talk about something exciting. Me.

Topics: Exciting

I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.

Topics: Blind, Blindness, Fallen, Hot Shots

I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

Topics: Golden, Sombreros

You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.

Topics: Party, Should

Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.

Topics: Men, Peaceful, Intention, Bad Intentions

I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.

Topics: Air, Bros, Ordnance

People can't figure me out, they can't process me, I don't expect them to. You can't process me with the normal brain.

Topics: People, Brain, Normal

I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous.

Topics: Honesty, Thinking, Shining, Noblemen

Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.

Topics: Rooms, Plans

Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing

Topics: Reason, Good Enough, Enough

By the way, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground and all you people care about is my bullshit... Pathetic. Shame, shame shame

Topics: War, Egypt, Two

I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

Topics: Victory, Quests, Claims

Defeat is not an option. Period. The End.

Topics: Defeat, Ends, Periods

Get your egos off the battlefield.

Topics: Ego, Battlefields

The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.

Topics: Morning, Mean, Toasters

We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?

Topics: Assassins, Complicated, Warlocks

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

Topics: People, Going Away, Sober, Probation

A lot of people think Major League's called Wild Thing. As they should.

Topics: Thinking, People, League

Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your freakin arms.

Topics: Children, Hands, Arms

Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.

Topics: Meaningful, Trying, Meaning Of Life

Guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies, a ton of success, I mean, come on bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying.

Topics: Mean, Guy, Trying, Bros, Best Picture

I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.

Topics: Strength, Emotional, Years, Tsunami, Hives

I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

source: - "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Topics: Heart, Winning, Men, Dumb Celebrity, Really Dumb

Dying is for fools. I'm proud of what I created. I exposed people to magic. I exposed people to things they would never see in their normal lives.

Topics: People, Magic, Dying

The nights I don't sleep it's because there's a higher calling telling me to stand guard.

Topics: Sleep, Night, Calling, Higher Calling

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

source: - "CHARLIE SHEEN RAGES in Open Letter". www.tmz.com. February 25, 2011.

Topics: Fire, Breathing, Done, Breathing Fire

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

source: - "Charlie Sheen interview: 'You can't process me with a normal brain'". www.theguardian.com. March 1, 2011.

Topics: Stars, Tired, Rocks, I'm Tired

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

Topics: Beautiful, Brain, Welcome, Warlocks

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.

source: - "Sheen demands 50 percent raise for ‘Two and a Half Men’" by Seamus McGraw, www.today.com.

Topics: Believe, Winning, Dna

Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.

source: - "Charlie Sheen Uncensored". "Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell", www.cnn.com. February 28, 2011.

Topics: Men, Looks, Fool

I'm tired of pretending I'm not special.

source: - "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Topics: Tired, Special, I'm Tired

People ask all the time, "What are you thinking?" It's my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace is my mind. It's an invasion.

source: - Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

Topics: Thinking, People, Mind

Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.

source: - "Piers Morgan Tonight", edition.cnn.com. February 28, 2011.

I don't sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can't sleep, I just don't, so I figure there's a higher calling keeping me on point that night.

Topics: Sleep, Night, Car, Can't Sleep, Higher Calling

I’m done with the winning cause I’ve already won.

Topics: Winning, Done, Causes, Already Won

The truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy!

Topics: Boys, Truth Is, Sucker

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

source: - "Charlie Sheen on Past Drug Use, CBS Fallout". "Good Morning America" with George Stephanopoulos, abcnews.go.com. February 28, 2011.

Topics: Running, Children, Winning, Jagger

You can't criticize Bob Dylan's singing. You have to respect Billy Joel as a brilliant poet. You can't tell me there's a better rock band ever than Led Zeppelin. And if you speak during the Eagles' "Last Resort," we're done. I'm just asking for seven minutes. This stuff really matters, you know.

source: - Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

Topics: Eagles, Rocks, Singing

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn't?

source: - Interview with David Rensin, www.playboy.com. April 15, 2011.

Topics: Foundation, Males, Looks

I have Tiger Blood running through my vains.

source: - "David Arquette hurt in head-on crash". www.mirror.co.uk. March 6, 2011.

Topics: Running, Blood, Tigers

I was actually disappointed because I thought the mistakes I made is that people misinterpret my passion for anger.

source: - "Charlie Sheen on Past Drug Use, CBS Fallout" by Andrea Canning and Lauren Sher, abcnews.go.com. February 28, 2011.

Topics: Passion, People, My Passion

I usually have a song in my head. I'm thinking music, I'm thinking lyrics. Music helps me get to those moments. The moments between the moments.

source: - Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

Topics: Song, Thinking, Helping

I am grandiose because I live a grandiose life; what’s wrong with that?

source: - "Sheen on Live-in ‘Goddesses’: ‘They Don’t Judge Me’". www.today.com. March 01, 2011.

Topics: Grandiose

Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people.

source: - Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

Topics: Hero, Athlete, People

I think the power of the mind is amazing, and we've barely scratched the surface of what it can do.

source: - Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

Topics: Thinking, Mind, Surface

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course.

source: - Interview with David Rensin, www.playboy.com. April 15, 2011.

Topics: Mistake, Empowering, Training

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.

Topics: Dad, Father, Heart

A lot of people will say, "Oh, I got into acting because I wanted to explore my craft." They're a bunch of liars, unless they're Sean Penn, DeNiro or my dad. For the rest of us it was all about chicks and money.

source: - Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

Topics: Dad, Liars, People, Sean

You can put people's feet to the fire a bit just by reminding them that we're constantly creating our own history.

source: - Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

Topics: Fire, Feet, Creating, Reminding

The problem with prostitutes is, what if you actually like somebody you meet in that situation? Where do you go from there? What do you do?

source: - Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

Topics: What If, Problem, Situation

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

source: - "Playboy Interview: Charlie Sheen". Interview with David Rensin, www.playboy.com. April 15, 2011.

Topics: Past, Important, World

You have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you get to the end of the Internet and there's nothing left to buy? There's just a picture of Wayne Newton flipping you off.

source: - Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

Topics: Party, Looks, Fantasy, Fantasy Life, Non Stop

People can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.

source: - "Top 25 Charlie Sheen quotes from his first week of explaining how awesome Charlie Sheen is". Tony Pierce, The Los Angeles Times, March 1, 2011.

Topics: Winning, People, Brain

I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.

Topics: Tired, Being Different, March

If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.

Topics: Family, Love You, My Family

I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.

source: - "The Last Word" with Lawrence O'Donnell, www.today.com. February 28, 2011.

Topics: Love, Anger, Passion, Misinterpreted

I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science.

source: - Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

Topics: Thinking, Addiction, Junk

I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

Topics: Pussy

You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it.

Topics: Mcdonalds, Vaccines, Judging

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.

source: - Interview with David Rensin, www.playboy.com. April 15, 2011.

Topics: Jobs, Dad, Class, Save Nature

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.

Topics: Trying, Known

I'm not in any way religious. I don't go to church, but I consider myself spiritual.

source: - Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

Topics: Spiritual, Religious, Church

I got tiger blood, man. My brain fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.

source: - YouTube Channel "ABC News "/"Exclusive: Charlie Sheen Says He's 'Not Bipolar but 'Bi-Winning' (02.28.11)", www.youtube.com. February 28, 2011.

Topics: Men, Fire, Blood

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.

source: - "Playboy Interview: Charlie Sheen". Interview with David Rensin, www.playboy.com. April 15, 2011.

Topics: Thinking, Guy, Helping, Recovering

It ain't a party til something gets broken.

Topics: Party, Broken

It's not about the big deal you struck that day, it's not about the new car, it's not about the obvious stuff. It's about that little introspective moment you had in the middle of all that. Those are moments between the moments, and that's where life is.

source: - Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

Topics: Car, Littles, Stuff

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.

Topics: Past, Doors, Order, Gags

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse.

source: - Interview with David Rensin, www.playboy.com. April 15, 2011.

Topics: Recovery, Dark, Play, Personal Stories

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

source: - "Sheen blames 'Men' bosses for 'forced hiatus'" by Ree Hines, www.today.com. February 15, 2011.

Topics: Ready

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

Topics: Lonely, Views, Two

I got tiger blood man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

source: - YouTube Channel "ABC News"/"Exclusive: Charlie Sheen Says He's 'Not Bipolar but 'Bi-Winning' (02.28.11)", www.youtube.com. February 28, 2011.

Topics: Men, Blood, Dying

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

source: - "Charlie Sheen busts out the Eminem quotes, demands sandwiches and handjobs" by Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. February 25, 2011.

Topics: Biceps, Tuxedos, Fit

It's definitely safer to be single, especially with this cottage industry that's devoted to extorting celebrities.

source: - Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

Topics: Cottages, Devoted, Industry

I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

source: - "Two and half a man" by Meghan Carlson, www.buddytv.com. February 24, 2011.

Topics: Sorry, Men, Air, Sorry Men, Fingertips

You never have to look over your shoulder when you tell the truth. You never have to remember the details, because they are what they are. And you don't have to make sure your story matches everyone else's.

source: - Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

Topics: Over You, Details, Looks

I refuse to grow up. I won't become the adult guy.

source: - Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

Topics: Growing Up, Guy, Adults

I know that sounds arrogant, but you can't not be special and have a 30-year career.

source: - Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

Topics: Years, Careers, Special

It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.

source: - "Top 25 Charlie Sheen quotes from his first week of explaining how awesome Charlie Sheen is" by Tony Pierce, Los Angeles Times, March 01, 2011.

Topics: Media, Riding, Mercury

I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one room, listening intently to my stories.

source: - Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

Topics: Listening, Generations, Stories

I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.

Topics: Lying, Heart, Disrespect, Shameful, Scoreboard

You can't not be a little different from others and be successful for three decades.

source: - Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

Topics: Successful, Different, Three

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

source: - Interview with David Rensin, www.playboy.com. April 15, 2011.

Topics: Funny, Rehab, Saws, 28 Days, Landfills

Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad guy. But then when you see the stunts in the movie, you realize it could've been a lady in a poncho.

Topics: Thinking, Car, Guy, Ponchos

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

Topics: Brain, Duh, Asking, Warlocks

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

source: - Song: Winning

Topics: Winning

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

Topics: Stars, War, Rocks

I was banging seven-gram rocks...because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.

source: - "Charlie Sheen on Past Drug Use, CBS Fallout" by Andrea Canning, Lauren Sher, abcnews.go.com. February 28, 2011.

Topics: Winning, Rocks, Blood, Banging

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.

source: - Interview with David Rensin, www.playboy.com. April 15, 2011.

Topics: Today, Ifs

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.

source: - Interview with David Rensin, www.playboy.com. April 15, 2011.

Topics: Thinking, Long, Feelings

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

Topics: Night, Train Wrecks, Lasts, Shameful

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

Topics: Running, Coffee, Underwear, Coffee Cup

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.

Topics: Brother, Littles, Wanted, Little Brother, My Little Brother

You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.

source: - "Inside Charlie Sheen's World: Star Says Life With 'Goddesses' Is 'Perfect'" by Andrea Canning, Rob Wallace and Lauren She, abcnews.go.com. March 1, 2011.

Topics: Girlfriend, Heart, Three

People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.

Topics: People, Fuel, Resentment

I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.

Topics: People, Mad, Guy

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

Topics: Funny, Sleep, Sheep

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

source: - "Charlie Sheen Sets His Sights on Sox". "Boston Dirt Dogs" Interview, bostondirtdogs.boston.com. March 8, 2011.

Topics: Believe, Numbers, Golden, Sombreros

We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.

Topics: Art, Magic, Signatures, Polaroids, Warlocks

I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.

Topics: Gnarly

I was bangin’ 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll

Topics: Rocks, Finishing

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

Topics: Bullshit, Brain, Disease

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

Topics: News, Bread, Paramedics

You can't cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it's late stage.

source: - Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

Topics: Cancer, Cures, Stage

I've always been a little skittish about death. On certain days I'm okay with it. On other days it's like, "Really? I have to? No, man, not me."

source: - Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

Topics: Men, Littles, Certain

If someone follows you, go to a different room. If they keep following you, get in your car. If they follow you in your car, drive to a police station. There are ways to not engage.

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Topics: Car, Police, Different

I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.

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Topics: Stupid, Kids, Thinking

They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored.

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Topics: Guy, Pot, Honored

Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.

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Topics: Moving, Home, Telling The Truth

Guys want to be respected and acknowledged. They want to feel what they contributed matters.

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Topics: Guy, Want, Matter

I'm kind of old-fashioned in a lot of ways. I prefer mano a mano. Even if you have two girls in the house, it's not like we're together all the time. But I need variety.

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Topics: Girl, Two, House

You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world's as long as you're not hurting anyone.

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Topics: Hurt, Home, Long

Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.

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Topics: Suicide, Choices, Bombs

I'll hear a song I love and suddenly I'm isolated from everything around me just for a nanosecond. That's a moment between a moment.

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Topics: Song, Moments, Isolated

Shooting a movie can be so tedious. You're trying to get 20 different angles on the same swing. You never get into a rhythm. But I took it very seriously.

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Topics: Swings, Trying, Different

Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.

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Topics: Muscles, Steroid

Once you start altering your body's blueprint, things start falling apart. Some players take steroids, and two years later, after they've broken records, suddenly they have back problems, shoulder problems, arm problems. They're out of the game for good.

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Topics: Fall, Player, Years

I believe in detox. I think detox is smart. You've got a guy who's in an opiate cycle or a dope cycle or something, and he can't get out of it. You shut him down long enough so at least his body can start working for itself again.

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Topics: Smart, Believe, Dope