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“I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Answers #Lasts #Next
“There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Baseball #Heart #Television
“It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on,”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Stars #Sleep #Rose
“I never insert myself into situations where I am completely blind or don't have a single clue about what's being discussed. I don't to be an impostor and just helping for the sake of helping. If I am going to help somebody, I want it to be valuable. And if they don't follow my advice, then they are a frigging idiot. I'm joking.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Advice #Want #Sake
“The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Love #Heart #Broken
“I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Children #Drug #Over You
“Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#House #Rehab #Looks
“Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Fuel #Rockets #Resentment
“I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Chuck
“I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Believe #Rocks #Fishing
“I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Alive #Stills
“My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Math #Rate
“People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Lonely #Views #People
“I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Believe #Unique
“I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Thinking #Gold #Tin
“I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Baby #Umbilical Cord #Yeah
“I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Years #Brain #Boogers
“You make a choice to win and you win”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Winning #Choices
“Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Battle #Acting #Bombs
“Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Humility #Ability #Willingness To Learn
“The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Winning #Addiction
“Can't is the cancer of happening.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Cancer
“As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Failure #Fall #Kids
“Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Insane #News #Realizing
“I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Birthday #Guy #Age
“There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV's bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn't as high as Rob Ford.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Kings #Wall #Vegas
“People misinterpret my passion for anger.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Passion #People #My Passion
“What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Gnarly #People #Guy
“It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Love #People #Guy
“If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.”
-- Charlie Sheen

#Hate #Violence

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