Quotes and Sayings About Funny Inspirational
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Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
-- Adelle Davis -
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.
-- Alan Kay -
When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.
-- Alan Perlis -
Truth is what stands the test of experience.
-- Albert Einstein -
Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.
-- Albert Einstein -
Nothing's changed my life more. I feel better about myself as a person, being conscious and responsible for my actions and I lost weight and my skin cleared up and I got bright eyes and I just became stronger and healthier and happier. Can't think of anything better in the world to be but be vegan.
-- Alicia Silverstone -
She watched the first episode and she was like, 'This is feminism?' And then by the end of the season, she was like, 'This is feminism.' The tone changed completely. She was really psyched about it.
-- Allison Williams -
Women tend to be problem solvers. We work together.
-- Amy Klobuchar -
I've always dreamed of growing up to be Amy Poehler.
-- Amy Poehler -
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
-- Ann Landers -
I don't remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don't even know exist until you love a child.
-- Anne Lamott -
I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.
-- Arthur Conan Doyle -
For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".
-- Ashleigh Brilliant -
To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.
-- Baron de Montesquieu -
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do.
-- Benjamin Franklin -
I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.
-- Bette Davis -
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
-- Betty White -
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
-- Bob Hope -
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
-- Bob Hope -
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
-- Brian Kernighan -
The data is clear: If you give a woman an opportunity, she will make a huge difference.
-- Carly Fiorina -
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
-- Carol Burnett -
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
-- Carrie Snow -
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
-- Charles Lamb -
I'm a big health food freak and a vegetarian devotee.
-- Chelsea Clinton -
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
-- Clifton Fadiman -
Every sweet, humble young model is only one campaign away from becoming a fashion monster.
-- Coco Rocha -
Make [food] simple and let things taste of what they are.
-- Curnonsky
