Janeane Garofalo Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.”
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“I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.”
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“There is no way any rational, reasonable person can say that the Bush Administration has been good for America.”
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“This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.”
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“When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'”
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“Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.”
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“... being a feminist means that you believe in civil rights and social justice.”
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“The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.”
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“The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.”
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“I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.”
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“The media is supposed to be custodians of the facts and watchdogs of government. They have, for the most part, neglected to be either of those things.”
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“I don't hate myself, as a general rule. I'd say the best way to describe it is that I have moments of self-loathing at fairly regular intervals.”
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“You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena.”
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“To a right-winger, unions are awful. Why do right-wingers hate unions? Because collective bargaining is the power that a worker has against the corporation. Right-wingers hate that.”
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“It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.”
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“Yes, I think lots of people are eager to obtain weapons of mass destruction. But there's no evidence that he (Hussein) has weapons of mass destruction. There's been no evidence of him testing nuclear weapons. We have people that are in our face with nuclear weapons. We've got Iran and North Korea. We've got a problem with Pakistan. You know, I don't know what to say about that. There's a whole lot of people that are going nuclear. And I think that Saddam Hussein is actually, with the evidence, the least able to use nuclear weapons and the least obvious offender in that area at this moment.”
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“It's been hard in entertainment as a 45-year-old woman to find jobs. They get fewer and far between if you're older, unless you're one of the few lucky ones who work constantly, like Meryl Streep.”
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“Anthony Weiner deserves to be supported and hopefully he will be mayor of New York one day. I'm serious. He is a Democrat [who] actually fights for the things liberals and progressive and rational people care about. I don't know why he's being thrown under the bus. He hasn't done any - he hasn't broke any laws,”
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“Anybody who French bashes just might as well wear a badge that says 'I am a follower! I don't think for myself and I have no idea what I'm talking about.' That would be a French basher.”
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“When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up to them and be like, 'Oh, do you work out? Your tricep looks so great - thank you.'”
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“All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?”
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“Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.”
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“Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.”
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“If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult.”
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“I do not enjoy when people don't like me.”
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“I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.”
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“For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.”
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“Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'”
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“To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting.”
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“When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.”
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