Quotes and Sayings About Bullshit
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But it feels good to love a thing and not expect anything back. It feels good to not get an argument or any pushiness or any rumors or any bullshit. It's love without strings. It's ideal.
-- A.S. King -
..you just get stoned, get the ideas in your head and then do 'em. And don't bullshit. I mean that's the thing about doin' that guerrilla theatre. You be prepared to die to prove your point.
-- Abbie Hoffman -
One man's accuracy is another man's bullshit.
-- Alex Winter -
So we might say that the most important thing one can acquire in college is a well-functioning bullshit meter.
-- Andrew Delbanco -
I'm just giving you some spiel, the ludicrous plot of a novel, a story I invented to touch your heart—one-third bullshit, one-third booze, and one-third genuine tenderness, you know the kind of thing.
-- Antonio Lobo Antunes -
What we are now doing with the victory, and I agree with you if you condemn that and I condemn whole-heartedly the trivial bullshit it is to go after a man who makes a scientific breakthrough and all that we as women — organized women — do is to fret about his shirt?
-- Ayaan Hirsi Ali -
I love the bullshit morning shows. They're so stupid but I love them.
-- Ben Dreyfuss -
These corporations run our culture, and they riddle it with bullshit.
-- Ben Goldacre -
Being a man is bullshit; maybe trying to be a man had been the problem all along. At a certain point you just have to trust someone. Even if it’s only yourself.
-- Bennett Madison -
Atlantic reckoned we should use a top Yank producer and appointed one Eddie Kramer to the post. It turns out the guy was full of bullshit and couldn't produce a healthy fart.
-- Bon Scott -
Yesterday's truth is today's bullshit. Even yesterday's liberating insight is today's jail of stale explanation.
-- Brad Blanton -
Happy endings are bullshit. There are only happy pauses.
-- Brian K. Vaughan -
All screenwriting books are bullshit, all. Watch movies, read screenplays. Let them be your guide.
-- Brian Koppelman -
There are basically two categories of music: Metal and bullshit.
-- Bruce Dickinson -
I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.
-- Caitlin Moran -
Don't you give me that postmodern bullshit. There is truth, There is a truth. And what you want, or you feel, or you need, isn't going to change the truth. Any more than it's going to topple a skyscraper. There's truth, and there's belief. Don't call a mule a stallion.
-- Carol Plum-Ucci -
Sookie, what have we done? And to whom?" "I killed a chicken. And I cooked it." "Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a false." -Eric Northman, Sookie Stackhouse
-- Charlaine Harris -
Do you sometimes wish you could fast-forward a week? You know something bad's coming up, and you know you'll get through it, but the prospect just makes you feel sick. I worried for about thirty minutes, and though I knew there was no point in doing so, I could feel my anxiety twisting me up in a knot. 'Bullshit,' I told myself stoutly. 'This is utter bullshit.
-- Charlaine Harris -
But she couldn't dismiss easily his light touch with her. No pushing or pressing, none of that herding and corralling bullshit, unlike any of her old boyfriends. And maybe who you fell for and who you eventually loved wasn't rational, no matter how hard you tried to list pros and cons and sum the results. You couldn't think your way through it, not all the way. Maybe just the scent of somebody carried more weight than everything else put together.
-- Charles Frazier -
Nothing stands for content-free corporate bullshit quite like PowerPoint. And that's just scratching the surface...
-- Charles Stross -
Master your instrument. Master the music. And then forget all that bullshit and just play.
-- Charlie Parker -
I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously.
-- Cher -
Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring ***** and proud of it.
-- Chuck Palahniuk -
Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.
-- Chuck Palahniuk -
The work is what it is and hopefully it's seen as feminist work, or feminist-advised work, but I'm not going to go around espousing theoretical bullshit about feminist stuff.
-- Cindy Sherman -
Wine buffs write and talk as though the food and wine will be in your mouth at the same time, that one is there to be poured over the other. This is bullshit. Gustatory enjoyment comes from food and wine and cigars of your liking. So far no one has said that a Monte Cristo is the only cigar to smoke after Armagnac, Romeo and Juliet after Calvados ... but the time may yet come.
-- Clement Freud -
When I started, I decided to devote my life to it and not get sidetracked by all the other bullshit life has to offer
-- Cliff Burton -
I'm jumping in right now. And I'm going to say that everybody I know has a 'day I met CM Punk story' and they're all 100% fabrication. It's all bullshit. Thank you.
-- CM Punk -
Emotional luggage nothing of it, I don't check bags, I just carry on, leave that bullshit in the past
-- Curren$y -
We can learn to ignore the bullshit in the Bible about gay people. The same way we have learned to ignore the bullshit in the Bible about shellfish, about slavery, about dinner, about farming, about menstruation, about virginity, about masturbation.
-- Dan Savage
